Burt Prelutsky

People who are supporting Barack Obama insist on pooh-poohing those folks who have made an issue of the fact that Obama didn’t show proper respect to the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance or the flag. They insisted that those were all inconsequential matters and that there were far more important issues that were being ignored. Well, in defense of those who were offended by Obama’s rather cavalier attitude towards our nation’s symbols, I would say it’s he who has made a point of avoiding issues. Instead of sharing his miraculous solutions to Islamic terrorism, a weak economy and illegal immigration, like a windup toy or a very backward parrot, he just keeps repeating, “Hope” and “Change.”

The fact of the matter is that dealing with major issues is only part of the president’s job. He is also, himself, like the flag and the Pledge and the Anthem, a symbol of our nation. Which is the reason that so many people were so deeply offended by Clinton’s tawdry behavior in the Oval Office.

Issues are certainly important, but issues change. When George W. Bush was first elected, 9/11 was still months off and, therefore, dealing with Islamic terrorism on our home turf didn’t appear to be at the top of anyone’s agenda. It wasn’t that long ago that the housing market was in great shape, and nobody gave a second thought to sub-prime loans. And how many people would have guessed last winter that gasoline would soon be nearly as expensive as their precious bottled water?

Nobody knows what issues will dominate our attention during the next four months, let alone the next four years. In short, a nation’s issues change far more frequently than does a man’s character. That’s why it makes far more sense to consider the man than the party platform when casting a ballot.

Thus, when you couple Obama’s apparent disdain for America’s symbols with the fact that he sat in Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s church for 20 years, is married to a woman who despises this country, and has a friendly relationship with a former member of the bomb-tossing Weathermen, it’s hard not to assume the worst about the Democratic frontrunner. That’s why it’s so perplexing to see so many Americans supporting this guy.

Recently, though, I saw Tiger Woods in a TV commercial. Mr. Woods, who, like Mr. Obama, is of mixed parentage, is tall, thin, has a pleasant smile and speaks well. As if hit by a thunderbolt, it occurred to me that possibly millions of Obama’s fans confuse the world’s worst candidate with the world’s best golfer. I realize that, if taken the wrong way, his disciples could think that I’m out to insult their intelligence. But nothing could be further from the truth. Actually, I believe that confusing the candidate with the golfer is the best, in fact the only, reason I can possibly imagine for supporting Barack Obama this coming November.