Moving on, I’d like to know why China is still allowed to sell their damn toys in America. The only ones that aren’t made of lead are loaded with the date rape drug. Is Washington waiting for the products to be radioactive before telling the Commies what they can do with their junk? Frankly, anybody who keeps buying this crap for their kids should be arrested for child abuse. And if Santa is caught stuffing any of this garbage in Christmas stockings, I want him tossed in the slammer, too.
Finally, I find myself wondering if Hillary Clinton’s ego is even bigger than Barry’s feet. I mean, was I the only person who distinctly heard her insist during the last debate that Americans have known exactly what she’s been thinking for the past 35 years? The woman was born, quite appropriately, just a few days before Halloween, in 1947. That means she is 60, and that 35 years ago she was 25. The year was 1972, and she was nothing more or less than a law student at Yale. Is she really so deluded that she actually believes Americans were somehow listening in on her conversations in the student union?
This may come as a shock to the ice princess, but America had never even heard of her until 15 years ago when her clinically dysfunctional husband ran for president. But perhaps because that decade and a half has been so jam-packed with political scandals and sexual escapades, it just seems like 35 years to her. God knows it seems even longer to me.