Everyone over age 3 has heard that ExxonMobil made world-record net profits last year of $39.5 billion. That’s incredible -- and red meat to U.S. senators and socialists of other stripes. But on gross revenues of $377 billion, it was a modest return: 10.5 percent.

For the perspective that too few mainstream media stories provided: The average S&P 500 company netted 13.4 percent of revenues last year; PNC Financial Services netted 32 percent. Meanwhile, ExxonMobil invests $20 billion a year in capital spending for things like deep-sea oil platforms.

ExxonMobil won’t change much. My hero Tillerson will see to that. And no matter how hard climate cranks cry, that’s good news for those who live in the real world.