The AARP claims to represent us seniors, but more often it just lectures us relentlessly. One such sermon in the AARP Bulletin, opposing any addition of choice and ownership to Social Security, boasted that "groups like AARP that oppose (privatization) will spend millions of dollars to sway opinion." Apparently, it plans to waste thousands of words, too, and without much concern about accuracy.
When it is not trying to sway our opinion against the White House, AARP tries equally hard to sell us various financial services, in exchange for big kickbacks. The latest AARP Magazine contains a record number of annoying insert ads that fall on the floor when you pick it up. They advertise, among other things, AARP Auto Insurance from The Hartford, AARP Life Insurance from New York Life, AARP health insurance from United Health Care and mediocre mutual funds from Scudder. If Eliot Spitzer is still obsessing about "conflict of interest," perhaps he should take a look.
AARP Magazine features "Myths and Truths About Social Security" by "the magazine's Social Security expert" Karen Westerberg Reyes. I was not surprised to find their expert audaciously redefining truths as myths and myths as truths.
Even the undeniable truth that "private accounts will give individuals more control" is magically redefined as a myth. Why? Because "people already have control over their money when they invest in private pensions, IRAs and 401(k) plans." Well, some people have employer-provided pensions, but most do not. Many could invest in an IRA, but people need to save for other reasons (such as the kids' college or down payment on a home).
It is difficult to save much after 12.4 percent of their paychecks go into a Social Security slush fund to be distributed in ways politicians find politically expedient. Unlike any personal savings, individuals have zero control over Social Security. They can't even draw it down more quickly if facing a terminal illness. And they get nothing if they die early.
AARP takes the easily demonstrable truth that "individuals will get higher returns with private accounts" and somehow redefines it as a myth without mentioning a single fact. Since 1900, the average return on stocks was 6.3 percent a year, according to the Bridgewater Group, but only 1.4 percent on U.S. bonds. Rather than mentioning such bothersome facts, the author alleged: "In the current Social Security system, the risk is near zero. ... That's because U.S. Treasury bonds don't crash when the stock market does." That statement condensed several myths into just two sentences.
Anyone who tells young people there is "near zero risk" of getting a very bad deal from Social Security is a sham fortuneteller. The future return will depend on the payroll tax, the age at which benefits are paid, the formula for determining benefits and the way benefits are taxed. All four variables have been changed many times -- always in the direction of making younger people pay more and get less -- and much tighter squeezes are being proposed as ways to "save" Social Security (at the expense of younger Americans).
Social Security never guaranteed anyone anything. To prove that point, AARP advocates what the author mythologizes as "small adjustments" or "a tune-up." In truth, these "adjustments" involve raising taxes and reducing benefits, thus reducing the return. Nobody knows whose taxes will be raised the most and whose returns will be cut, so the political risk from Social Security is far more unpredictable than the market risk of investing in a balanced mutual fund. The risk of a negative return on Social Security taxes is extremely high for younger college-educated people who work too many years and save too much money, because they will be said to be able to "afford" higher taxes and to not "need" the benefits.
The AARP writer's second big myth was saying the reason Social Security risk is near zero is "because U.S. Treasury bonds don't crash when the stock market does." That statement is a mixture of myths within myths.
Nearly all Social Security taxes fund an immediate transfer payment from workers to pensioners. True, the ephemeral surplus will collect a little interest income for a few more years, but the amounts are trivial compared to payroll taxes.
The claim that Treasury bonds do not crash "when the stock market does" implies a dangerous myth -- that Treasury bonds have never crashed. In reality, the value of bonds goes down whenever interest rates go up. The yield on 10-year Treasuries rose from 6.2 percent in 1971 to 13.9 percent in 1981, for example, so Treasury bonds lost about half their nominal value at a time of high inflation.
In any event, the comparison between stocks and bonds is invalid because those choosing personal accounts would be allowed to invest in Treasury bonds, while Social Security will soon be too broke to do so.
Other so-called myths rely on such unbiased sources as New York Rep. Charlie Rangel, former Clinton official Peter Orszag and some indecipherable gibberish from gadfly Barbara Kennelly.
Readers are told Social Security "is in better shape today" than ever. But nobody claimed the central problem -- that the number of seniors will double in three decades -- had anything to do with "today." AARP sees no problem because "workers today are more productive, earn higher wages and plan to stay in the workforce longer -- all factors that will help fill the future gap." That is a devious way of saying today's young people can afford to pay higher taxes and they won't need benefits because they'll just keep working. That may not sway the opinion of young people. It won't help fill the gap, either, because all those factors were taken into account when estimating that gap.
Don't worry, says AARP, because in 2042 "the system will still bring in enough revenue to pay nearly 75 percent of benefit amounts." Those who plan on retiring at that time may not be swayed by AARP's insistence they won't need private accounts to offset a cut in benefits that just begins at 27 percent in 2042, with deeper cuts in following years.
In excusing such blatantly one-sided propaganda, AARP claims to "gather members' ideas from phone calls, letters (and) emails." Yet it has never gone out of its way to gather my ideas, and may have neglected yours, too. If anyone wants to offer them some better-informed ideas, AARP's address is 601 E. Street NW, Washington, D.C. 20049. Its phone is (888) 687-2277, and its website is www.aarp.org.
Meanwhile, it's time for older people who care about their kids and grandkids to mail back their AARP cards to the address above, and to boycott products and financial services advertised by this big-spending propaganda shop. Enough is enough. In fact, it's too much.