Adam Carolla

I grew up in the seventies with a steady diet of “the reason girls play with dolls and boys play with trains is because of the Man’s homophobic agenda.” Bull$*%. My son loves trains. All boys love trains. They can’t help it, it’s in their blood. It’s amazing that the train wasn’t invented earlier, considering that young boys have been around for millions of years. It’s heroin for them— they go berserk for it. If you put a boy alone in a room with some Thomas the Tank Engine toys and some Barbies and don’t say a word, I guarantee that he’ll go right for the trains.

What the f*#& were my mom and her angry hippie friends thinking? And why haven’t they apologized?


Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla is an American radio personality, television host, comedian, writer, and actor. He is currently the host of The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast.