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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Tony Blankley :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Senate: Chamber of Shame
by Tony Blankley
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Ike: "But I need at least another year to assemble troops and materiel, establish logistics and strategy and train the men for the battle."

FDR: "Sorry. Several senators are feeling very uncomfortable with the war. Frankly, they have just had it. And several of them are worried about their re-election."

Ike: "My men are fighting and dying for yards in Italy right now -- and even so, they can't wait to take the war to Hitler next year in France. Tell those pantywaisted senators to unloosen their girdles, take an aspirin and go to bed -- and leave the fighting to my men."

FDR: "But we could lose the Senate."

Ike:" Better to lose the Senate than the war."

FDR: "I'm with you, Ike. You beat Hitler, and let me beat the Senate."

Ike:" My men thank you, Mr. President."

Of course, it is an absurdity to imagine such a conversation would have been possible during WWII. And it is a tragedy and disgrace that we are, in fact, having precisely such a conversation today.

But the worm will surely turn. And senators who today proudly call for retreat will then be hiding their faces in shame. And deservedly so. And the public will remember.

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Tony Blankley served as press secretary to then Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich. Tony Blankley is the author of The West's Last Chance: Will We Win the Clash of Civilizations? .
 
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07/16/44 Normandy Surge Failed. Withdraw
July 16, 1944


Dear President Roosevelt:

As you know, I voted for War in December 1941, have always supported the troops, and have stood with you over 2 ½ years during which our treasury’s been drained, the environment savaged, about 1/3 million of our fine soldiers killed, and double that amount injured.

But now that the D-Day surge is more than a month old and the Army is still in Normandy due to long standing HEDGEROWS, while progress in the Pacific is at a snails pace and high cost, it is time to publicly admit the inability of our incompetenent military (itemized below) to win without further horrendous losses, and set timetables for withdraw.

Pearl Harbor and Hickam Field Attack:
- At Hickam airplanes were concentrated rather than dispersed.
- Washington’s warnings took hours and were too late.
- Word of sinking a nearby 1 man sub did not reach those in charge.
- Radar detected the attack, but word did not reach those in charge.
The Atlantic:
- Germans sank numerous ships within miles of our coast.
- We’ve lost over 3,000 ships and 25,000 merchant marines.
The Pacific:
- We’ve failed to sink numerous ships due to faulty torpedoes.
- It took 6 months just to take Guadalcanal.
- We lost thousands at Tarawa for virtually nothing.
- We’ve only just taken control of the Philippine Sea.
- The new B-29 is over budget, behind schedule, and a lemon’s lemon.
Africa:
- It started with the French firing on our troops.
- There were a plethora of disasters before we turned it around.
Europe:
- Our Navy shot down numerous paratrooper loaded C-47’s near Sicily.
- Churchill called Italy the “Soft Under Belly of Europe”, but we’ve suffered huge losses and slow progress.
- Air raids on the likes of Ploesti were unmitigated disasters.
- Germany has a new “jet” plane 100 mph faster than our planes.
- Intelligence claims a new “V-2” rocket will attack England soon.
The Normandy Surge:
- Our best general, Patton, was sidelined for SLAPPING A SOLDIER.
- Eisenhower made unauthorized promises to de Gaulle for his support.
- Our bombers and naval guns were of very little help at the beaches, but killed plenty of the French.
- Brave Rangers died taking out log “guns” at Pointe Du Hoc.
- Many troops were unloaded hundreds of yards from planned points.
- Many troops were unloaded too far out to sea and drowned.
- Most of our “floating” tanks sank.
- Many gliders and paratroopers came down far from planned locations.
- We lost over 6,000 dead on D-Day alone.
- It would have been far worse were it not for Rommel being away for his wife’s birthday, and Hitler being asleep.
- Our Sherman tank gets blown to bits by German Tiger I tanks, and an even better Tiger II tank is being introduced.
Boondoggles:
- Extreme money’s being wasted on a farfetched wonder bomb, even though the Germans are years behind us on their version.
- We’re still paying Howard Hughes millions to build an unneeded 300’ wide unflyable airplane to supply Europe.
Civil Rights:
- German infiltrators were tried by the Military and hung in 2 months.
- Tens of thousands of Japanese-Americans are interred in California.
- Press Reports and Letters from fronts are highly censored.

Since we were attacked by JAPAN, political support for this war has steadily declined. If we continue our arrogant, unrealistic course of “unconditional surrender” it is quite reasonable to expect 1 ½ to 2 million additional U. S. casualties. And given the long standing cultures of the Germans and Japanese, we would probably need to occupy both countries for 5 to 10 years afterwards, and they would likely revert to their former ways soon after our departure. The time to stop the carnage is now.


Most Humbly and Sincerely,


Sinator Benedict Judas Fonda Bombast

P. S. Campaign contributions are down. Any help would be appreciated.

What Congress?
People such as Harry Reid, Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, John Murtha, Hillary Clinton, Pat Leahy, Joe Bieden, Barak Obama and that Stenny guy, along with many of their colleagues in the Congress have made the United States Senate and United States House of Representatives less relevent by far than Paris Hilton, Geraldo Rivera, George Hamilton, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell and their ilk. This nation, because of these people, have become the laughing stock of the world.

Maybe I am getting too old, but I remember when I was proud to be an American, when The United States of America was a free and democratic nation. With government intruding on every little aspect of our lives, with the blessing of an activist Supreme Court, we are not free, and with the Congress meeting insecret sessions, with no hearings on proposed legislation, and even voting on legislation that had not yet been written, we are no longer democratic. I am surprised that the Congressmen and women have not gone to Senator Harry Byrd to borrow some of the white KKK sheets and hoods he must have in his storage bin somewhere so that they could wear them to their sessions in which they debate useless, non-binding resolutions, conduct hearings into meaningless issues, and re-name post offices, bridges and government buildings, while perpetuating their own positions.

With respect to Iraq, we should pull out instantly and allow the Iraqis to slaughter each other, just like we did when we left Saigon, and not go back in there even if the country became an ocean of Iraqi blood.
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