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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tony Blankley :: Townhall.com Columnist
Immigration Inconsistencies
by Tony Blankley
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Admittedly, as Emerson instructs, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." Still, Washington at the moment seems to be suffering from notably "large" and "inconsistent" minds.

There is, of course, the hilarious inconsistency and largeness of John Edwards charging $50,000 to give a college speech on poverty; specifically noting that we live in two Americas, one rich (those who get paid $50,000 for a half-hour speech) and one poor (those who have to take out a long-term loan to pay for their college textbooks -- and whose college payments paid for Edward's $50,000 speaking fee).

Also, and now famously, there is Al Gore: the energy-gobbling, carbon-emitting, endomorphic carbon-based life form who morally condemns all who gobble energy and emit carbon.

Not to be outdone, the last few years have seen rock-ribbed conservative Republicans calling for limited government and balanced budgets -- while spending the country into bankruptcy at the urgings of their friendly former staffer/lobbyists who funneled money to their re-election campaigns.

Well, at least all these inconsistencies are understandable as the natural product of the universal human yearning to enrich oneself and feather one's nest.

But there are other inconsistencies currently afoot in Washington that are a disgrace to man's proud claim to be a reasoning beast.

Consider the current arguments about the immigration bill. For oh so long, the supporters of the bill have been making two points: 1) It is impossible for the U.S. government to actually identify and round up all the illegals in the country; and, 2) a fence on the border is bound to be ineffective as well as being immoral. Indeed opponents of the fence have idiotically compared it to the Berlin Wall -- although one protects a free country from illegal intrusion, while the other kept enslaved people from escaping their slavery. Continued...

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Tony Blankley served as press secretary to then Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich. Tony Blankley is the author of The West's Last Chance: Will We Win the Clash of Civilizations? .
 
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Dear Mr. President and Senators
This "Comprehensive Sellout of the American Citizen" will have consequences you have not even considered, not that you care.

I have been a patriotic, active, civic minded citizen for 47 years. Flying my flag on Flag day, July Fourth, Veterans Day, Memorial Day, etc. Standing for the national anthem. Serving on juries when requested. Serving on community boards. Voting in every election.

Our Constitutional Republic rests on the premise of consent of the citizens. If you succeed in jamming this amnesty down the throats of the American citizens you will have broken the contract. You will have rendered my citizenship meaningless. I will henceforth consider myself just another permanent resident. All of my positive citizenship activities will stop. I will remove the U.S. flags from my home and vehicles. I will ignore whatever laws get in the way of my "having a better life", just like the illegal aliens. I will dodge jury duty. Shade on my taxes any time I can. No more Good Samaratin acts. No more litter patrols. No more volunteering. No more charitable donations. No more USO donations. My son will not serve in your Armed Forces. I will only be looking out for myself, just like the cheap labor importers and hispandering vote whores. God help the U.S.A.


Anarchy and Chaos
Anarchy and chaos

I am going to borrow a prophesy from the first chapter of a book "The West's Last Chance" by the brilliant thinker Tony Blankley.

Chapter One

January 2009
We are now looking at anarchy and the chaos that follows due to the election of [insert your favorite socialist candidate here]. We are seeing citizens of the US across various balkanized areas of major cities taking the law into their own hands due to the ineptitude of the two party system to solve the problem of immigration and security for this nation. This all started when the president, after
many consultations with new administration members, decided to leave the domestic problem alone. That statement prompted illegals to stampede Washington DC and other state capitals demanding citizenship or chaos. Chaos ensued. American citizens have taken to
the streets to quell violence in a formerly sovereign nation, now overrun by what the government has admitted to be an invasion by the president. This type of civil war will result in disruption of our nation much like the disruptions caused in France and England the past two years.

The National Guard has been called to stop violence on both sides to no avail, they have been instructed to physically
restrain all protesters, but have been unable to since many of the citizens hold weapons. While no NG have been injured or killed, many have been forced to retreat prompting the president to call for Marshall law enlisting the local police in conjunction with the nearest Army and Marine Corps to intercept all violence.

We hear from both political sides that there is no solution to this problem until all illegals are detained and deported. Unfortunately, MS-13 has called for reinforcements from Mexico to help in the gun battles that have erupted in the Southwest. Marines from the 1st Expeditionary Force have been dispatched to the areas most affected and have wiped out all traces of MS-13 and drug lord bandits.

Department of Home Security, FBI, CIA and other agencies have taken to dispersement in various areas looking for any and all illegals that are left in suspect neighborhoods interrogating witnesses and finding and destroying drop houses now empty by the mass exodus of illegals who do not wish to engage in the turmoil. Many who are close to the border have jumped the border only to find the Mexican Army concerned about skirmishes that cross the border, are now stationed there as a result of the

[insert a future Mexican president--may not be Calderon] statement that they are poised to start a war if our soldiers cross into their territory. Our president has promised that will not occur, but many border towns are now experiencing retreating bandits that are still terrorizing Americans there at the border. Many civilians have left the towns and gone north to find safety allowing bandits to loot those small towns.

Citizens of the United States of America are told to use only necessary force to protect their homes and communities from
violent bandits and illegals, many people are forming perimeters around towns encouraging illegals to return to their country only providing them with food and water for the trip back. Those coming north are turned into the local stage stop to transport them back.

The final estimation of the damages will undoubtedly reach far beyond anything this country has seen, including an estimated amount 20 times that of Hurricane Katrina. This country will never be the same again. Our rebuilding efforts will take decades for what was once the greatest nation in the world, and our enemies are gleeful and are wanting to pounce. Fortunately, our Coast Guard and Navy are the greatest deterrent to such vultures, and have taken out several dozen ships in the

Mediterranean, the Saudi Gulf region, the Indian Ocean, and Pacific Ocean. Jihadist enemies are now taking over the
Middle-East knowing our troops have been redeployed in our own country and casualties in the region are massive. The DPRK has shot 12 missiles into the Pacific, assumed to have nuclear weapons on them, fortunately, they didn't make it. The president has shot 5 nuclear attacks after many cries for a response from the public. One sent to DPRK was a direct hit and wiped out the rest of DPRK nuclear capabilities. The next were in the middle east, including Tehran, southern Syria, northern Pakistan
and Afghanistan and jihadi training camp at Kirkuk. The unrest in Europe has also escalated and the EU leaders have taken the lead to repulse the unrest. China, India, and Russia have not responded to requests for UN sanctions for all countries involved, India approved a military assistance if Pakistan's unrest moves south.


OK, I think you get the idea. Pretty bleak. Like a mule in the desert, you gotta get his attention with a baseball bat, hit him in the head, just like we have to do with Congress and the Bush "open borders" administration. ]

Thanks for the idea Mr. Blankley.
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