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Friday, November 03, 2006
Tim Chapman :: Townhall.com Columnist
It's no joke
by Tim Chapman
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You have to hand it to John Kerry. It takes a lot of bravado to -- whether intentionally or not -- insult the men and women of the American military in the plainest of terms, and then insist that those he’d insulted "misinterpreted" his comments. Kerry is aghast that Americans would consider his comments insulting. When he told students in California that they better study hard or they would “get stuck in Iraq,” he insists he was not referring to the military, rather he was joking about President Bush.

How anyone who understands the English language could read the simple words uttered by John Kerry and conclude that this was a joke is hard to see. In fact, if you watch the tape of Kerry delivering the comments, the students behind him appeared stone faced at the “botched joke.” Nevertheless, Kerry insists it was so and, unfortunately, his revisions appear to be gaining traction in a way that he may not personally desire, but that his party should be thankful for.

This week, late night comics have been having a field day with the Kerry “botched joke.” The Kerry flap was the subject of David Letterman’s famed Top Ten List this week -- Top Ten Kerry Excuses. The list had such gems as, “So I botched a joke, Letterman does it every night,” and “Hey, it was still funnier than most of the jokes on this list.” Not to be outdone, Jay Leno chimed in about Kerry’s “foot in mouth syndrome” to the laughter of his studio audience.

Perhaps the funniest joke about the “botched joke” came from an unlikely source, the U.S. troops. A group of American GIs gained internet fame this week when they posed for a picture in Iraq with a giant sign reading “Halp us jon carry – we R stuk here n Irak.”An anonymous internet blogger who writes for a conservative website called Influence Peddler made an astute observation about the GI’s sidesplitting humor.

“I think this picture may hurt the GOP, in that we are helped when people realize that John Kerry is a leader in the Democratic Party, and he holds offensive views,” writes the blogger. “This picture however, tends to make it plainer that John Kerry is a joke, who almost never ought to be taken seriously. And if enough voters think that Kerry shouldn’t be taken seriously, they are less likely to regard it as important to come out and vote for his opposition.”

Each time a late night comedian further reinforces the absurdity of the “botched joke” the real substance of this event becomes further lost. Reinforcing the late night comics is the mainstream media, where most commentators seem to believe the Kerry “botched joke” excuse.

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is a lead Kerry apologist. “The context is he’s trashing Bush for not having studied the region of the Middle East,” said Matthews this week on his show Hardball. Kerry was criticizing Bush, continued Matthews, for “not being prepared for what we face over there, the Sunnis and the Shias and everyone else fighting with each other, being stuck in that quicksand.”

Well if that is indeed what Kerry meant, perhaps he should have said that.

The tragedy here is that as the Kerry caricature grows to ridiculously laughable proportions (deservedly so) the fact that this was a rare political moment when a politician said what he really thinks is lost.

“During a Vietnam-era run for Congress three decades ago John Kerry said he opposed a volunteer Army because it would be dominated by the underprivileged, be less accountable and be more prone to ‘the perpetuation of war crimes’” writes the Associated Press in a report this week. “Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran who turned against the war, made the observations in answers to a 1972 candidate questionnaire from a Massachusetts peace group.”

So whether Kerry did indeed “botch a joke” as he claims or he accidentally let his true colors show is a matter that is up for debate. But it is entirely reasonable for observers to take his words at face value, especially given the fact this is not the first time he has expressed these kinds of views about the military. But someone should inform the junior Senator from Massachusetts that not only are those views insulting and demeaning to those who serve in the military, they are wrong.

The Heritage Foundation’s Tim Kane recently conducted a study in which he concludes, “With regard to income, education, race, and regional background, the all-volunteer force is repre¬sentative of our nation and meets standards set by Congress and the Department of Defense. In con¬trast to the patronizing slanders of antiwar critics, recruit quality is increasing as the war in Iraq contin¬ues.”

Perpetuating a tired old 1970s peacenik myth is insulting. And no, it is not funny, and it certainly is no joke.

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FDR - Like a bad rash
Never figured you would leave. Nor did I think that you would empower yourself and show some class.

Makes my original impression of you, right on.


FDR4Rushmore ...... Soulless
You sound pretty shallow. You state others are calling you names. Nasty names. So you respond in kind, not only to those bullys, but to others that are not. Poor FDR. You're response sounds puerile

FDR, since you find this site so worthless, why don't you show some class, and leave.

I guess I'd better explain myself better, since I don't believe you have either the knowledge or the decency to understand common english. You're welcome to express your opinions, be they differ from others. But you lack the benevolence, to try to inform and sway others to your beliefs.

For FDR, your sole purpose for visiting and responding to this site, is to created dissension and rancor. Not illumination and welcome debate on the issues.

I know you take this site as an enemy territory. And yes, you will get much disagreement. Even some nastyness. But you sould attempt to try the postive approach, and present your strongest points. Reserve your venom, for those rare occasions where it might be truly be appropiate.

I myself visit liberal sites. My purpose, to sway just one reader. So I'm respectful to their site, never starting a fracas. But will nail those deserving souls, if appropiate.

P.S. You're silly statement that the Heritage Foundation always gets it wrong is hyperbole. Another sign of your extraneous bias and lack of personal honesty.

Hey Michael..
A one-man 3 Stooges act ? I like it !! I can see
John Kerry standing at the podium during a DNC rally, slapping himself in the face, and saying "yuk yuk yuk"...

John Kerry's "botched joke"
The U. S. Senator speaking to our California students was gracious enough to provide an example simplifying “The Commandments of John Kerry” enabling conservative Christians too understand him better. Can we have him speak more often?


The Commandments of John Kerry



1. Thou shall substitute stereotyping, of a distinguished select group of people, to fill the void caused by a lack of substance in your argument.



2. Thou shall profile, every person making up the complete entity, with denigrating remarks to project superiority on your part.



3. Thou shall insult the intelligence of others to show those before you, who are faced with a decision, what could happen to them on this world stage if they chose to disagree with you.



4. Thou shall insinuate that the choice of an individual was not a choice at all; planting the idea that you will also be viewed as an ignorant person if you don’t think like I do.



5. Thou shall instill self consciousness in young naive listeners, who are awestruck by a real life U. S. Senator, implying that you will also be viewed as stuck in one of life’s flee infested arm pits of the world, completely helpless and not in control of the situation if you don’t think like I want you to.



6. Thou shall increase the use of rhetoric concealing insufficient power to handle the circumstances.



7. Thou shall intentionally belittle and terrorize innocent minds to subsidize your obsession for power, glory and fame.


FDR4Rushmore - Your Point Is......
besides being clownish!

I've been following your post on this and other columns. You come across as abusive and petty. Obnoxious without a point.

You fail to show traits of enlightment, and the desire to inform and persuade others to those points of interest that you find relevant.

I now see why you chose your moniker, for your soul is as cold and hard as stone.

One last thought: (I don't understand why you would ask a question, pertaining to the perfection or lack of perfection of the Hertiage Foundation, for I never even mentioned them or any other organization in my post.)

But I return your question: Can you, Rushmore, name one perfect organization that gets everything correct?.

Michael
I only enlisted because I had a low number. If were qualified to be an officer, I probably would have done it. As for getting out, I would gladly have taken a technicality to leave early. So I’m not the All American Hero. I’m not a Kerry fan either, but I hate when people say what it was like for someone else. There seem to be so many chest pounders here but I don’t remember seeing any there.

Tom
".....Opps. No he enlisted."

Yeah, he enlisted - when he saw that his draft number was coming up, he enlisted, so as to avoid being one of the common, ordinary soldiers/sailors/etc. Heavens, he might have got his hands dirty when he cleaned a weapon, dug a hole for defensive purposes, swabbed the deck on a ship, etc.

When he enlisted, he got to choose which branch of the service, instead of being told. After taking some military courses in college, he started active duty as a Lieutenant, junior grade, so he could spend more time giving orders and less time obeying them.

Tom are you retarded?
Kerry did not have a "graduate degee" when he enlisted in the Reserves, just like Bush did. But Kerry's grades at Yale were not as good as Bush's. Kerry lied to congress in '71, he went and spoke to the N. Vietnamese is Paris in '72, while still in the Navy. That is a Traitorous act that should have been punished with his death at the time. He will not release his military records because that would prove that he was run out of there as fast as his superiors could get him out before his own troops fragged him. He has held our military in contempt for his entire political career and is the ultimate snobish, boorish, limousine liberal that hates America and everything it stands for.

Buck
I'm with you - I don't know of any such college course anywhere - at Yale or anywhere else.

Maybe it has to do with being a friend of Ted Kennedy. (HE's got plenty of dough, enough to stash most of it in off-shore bank accounts, blind trusts, etc, so that he doesn't pay tax on it. That's how you know you know that someone's REALLY rich in America now, you know.)

I was referring to his grades at Yale vs Bush's grades at Yale: Bush's grades were noticeably better, whether you look at the gpa's, or count D's in the first year.... So by Kerry's own logic, he should probably be stuck somewhere - but let's be kind (to our troops!!) and not send him to Iraq.

Off topic Ted Haggard
Off Topic:
I find it odd that neither this website nor Fox News has any coverage of the new story about
The Rev. Ted Haggard stepping down on alligations that he's been having a homosexual affair for three years. Has anyone else heard about this?

FDR4Rushmore
re: Kim's post.

I posted some responses in the comment section of David Limbaugh's post. Please go there to read them, as I don't wish to repost them here (and every where else so puts the same post).

Kimberly (sigh)
And Kerry's humor-malfunction is even MORE current than Halliburton.

You can't have it both ways, Kimberly, though Lord knows you're trying.

Of course it was no joke
Kerry was never in the military so it makes sense he would make fun of soliders not being bright.

Opps. No he was in the military.

Kerry was a high school drop out so it makes sense he would make fun of soliders not being bright, just as he wasn't too educated when he joined the military.

Opps. No, he had finsihed his graduate degree.

Kerry might have been educated, but he didn't have a choice he was drafted so it makes sense he would make fun of soliders not being bright.

Opps. No he enlisted.

Okay, well just because he was an educated soldier who put his life on the line for his fellow soliders and choose to go to war for his country (unlike Bush/Cheney), it still appears to be most logical that he was truely stating his feelings knowing he would outrage the country. I mean politicans simply don't misspeak and when they do they always stop and correct them at that time. Just ask Bush and the obgyns practicing thier love.

Michael
He didn't study hard enough at Yale, so a one-man Three Stooges act would be a good place for him to get stuck.
I had to Ask here....What Course does Yale teach...Where you can make a low cee. that Helps you to find a Rich Widow to Marry????. Nor one , but two....Hell, I shore do wish my Family had been well Off enough that I could have attended this Course...

FDR4Rushmore
What's with the name?

Why should FDR be on Mt. Rushmore?

dmathews1
Do you know anything about war?

People die. Sad, but necessary.

Read some history. How many lives (American, Japanese, Aussie, British, Chinese, etc.) would have been lost if we hadn't dropped two atomic bombs? How much longer would the war have lasted? (Hint: The Japanese had no word for "surrender.")

The Allies bombed the cities of the Axis powers, and vice-versa.

It's a nasty business, but necessary.

I thank all the people who have served to give us freedom and protect it!

Kimberly
Haliburton has gotten the nod for reconstruction contracts since Gulf War 1. Haliburton was awarded every single reconstruction contract released during the Clinton presidency. In fact, on the one occasion that Halliburton was underbid, Clinton overturned the decision and gave the contract to them anyway.
As for all the money they're making, why will no one buy the company (it's been on the market for years)? Answer: the profit margins are too small-- 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 percent --not worth looking at if you're shopping for an engineering company. They didn't get any oversight because there was no need for it, not during slick Willie's term or since. There is no profiteering.

Demanding amnesia
For us to swallow that Kerry botched a joke, that his remarks were not aimed at the troops, demands that we all get selective amnesia with regard to Kerry's consistent record of mouthing off against the military.

Lyn, 7:54 am
John Francois Fonda Forbes F-mouth Kerry doesn't have to TRY to be funny, as long as he stays away from any topic related to current events, politics, the War on Terrorism - in Iraq or elsewhere, taxes,..... Being funny just comes naturally to him, like the way he botches reading from cue cards, gets facts mixed up, etc.

If he wanted to, I think he could become a one-man Three Stooges act - just get out of politics and NEVER criticize our troops in any way.

He didn't study hard enough at Yale, so a one-man Three Stooges act would be a good place for him to get stuck.

Jan Carry to troops
F**k you if you can't take a joke!

jmcvaney
Earlier this summer, my father was amazed to learn what the phrase "shut up" means. You see, in the mid-1940's my hometown was incinerated by Allied fire-bombing. Many of my male relatives were forced to serve in the military - if they didn't their families would be killed. Many more died in the repeated bombings. When the Allies marched through the remains of my town, they gave my father (then a little boy) chocolate and cig's (good currency in post-War Germany). When he kept after them for more, he was told to "shut up". He heard my son use those words this summer and I explained what they meant, he still didn't hate the Allies.

When I speak with my father about The War, he doesn't blame the Allies for completely destroying our hometown. He doesn't blame them for killing civilians. He says that it was war. That the Third Reich was a horrible, despicable thing that destroyed all that it touched. He said the Allies did what many Germans wished they could do - defeat the Nazi's.

So as someone who has lost family to the bombing of civilians during war, I think I have the right to say war is hell. The US is very restrained in the prosecution of the current conflict. They work diligently to avoid the killing of innocent civilians. However, civilians will die, especially when the enemy uses them as shields. War is abject horror - I know, in addition to losing family to war, I have fought for the US.

So, jmcvaney, excuse me if your comments are hollow and meaningless in my eyes.

SORRY
But does this column today sound like it could be a cut and paste from any television news report that aired on the day that Kerry experienced his brain fart? It happened, and the timing was perfect, so let's just let it ride it self out. But if we sit here and continue to exchanging smacks back and forth with the liberal plants here at TH, all we accomplish is lowering ourselves down into the snake pits with the Democrats with the way they handled the Mark Foley scandal. Come on guys we don't need to be down there slithering along with snakes disguised as jackasses, or should i say jackasses disguised as snakes?

hntr admin
http://www.headsneedtoroll.org

pitbull, 2:44 am Nov 3
'"Everybody knows I botched a joke,” Kerry told Imus. "Not the first time I’ve done it, but … it’s just a disgraceful thing when people try to assert that someone like me … that the notion that this comment was directed at them [the U.S. military] is an insult to these guys.”

...............

"When I came back from southeast Asia, I told the truth,” he said. "I’m proud that I stood up and told the truth then and I told the truth about Iraq every step of the way.”'

In reverse order here, when he came back from VietNam, he lied like a rug - about "atrocities" that were occuring on a daily basis, as a matter of ordinary policy. NO ONE ELSE who served in VietNam remembers any such thing, aside from some exceptions - and those exceptional US soldiers/sailors/marines were severely disciplined for doing anything approaching "cutting off ears, cutting off heads..." (I think you know the rest of that quote.) It most certainly was NOT a matter of policy, and it did not happen daily.

In 2004, he said something about our troops bursting into Iraqi homes in the middle of the night, scaring children, shooting, killing. Naturally, they did/do what they could/can to surprise the terrorists, and when they find terrorist(s), they try to capture or kill them. That's why we sent them over there - we'd rather have that done over there, than on our own soil, in the streets outside our schools, in restaurants where some of our civilians might be celebrating a birthday, etc. But our troops did/do what they could/can to avoid injuring - or killing - anyone who's not a terrorist. Would a false accusation like what he said on that occasion in 2004 be an insult against the troops, slander against the troops, or just lying to try to make his political position clear?

With his record for truthfulness, and his loyalty to our armed forces, firmly established (cough, choke, excuse me), why should we believe him when he says that he meant to insult GWB, and not the troops? Especially when the text of what he said plainly insults the troops? Even the text that he was supposed to read - but didn't, exactly - could be interpreted to be an insult to the troops - I had a hard time figuring what his printed text meant - stupid troops stuck in Iraq, or stupid Bush stuck in Iraq, maybe both?

Handy
I love the Iroquois defense! Had me rolling on the floor! (Not so good to do at work, though.)

Can't wait for the next "botched joke" (starting to remind me of Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction") and the great defenses Kerry's comedy team comes up with!

(By the way, when I drink too much and say something off-color, while my fly is down, I am glad to have both the "wardrobe malfunction" and "botched joke" defenses to fall back upon.)

Kimberly
I see you copied-and-pasted your comment straight from another column, so I'll answer it again here.

You wrote "stick a fork in it, already" regarding the Jean Francois issue, which is current news.

You then go on to raise the issue of "Halliburton".

And you don't see the inconsistency in this?

Jon cerry boob

What a joke. It would really be great to take his 30+ years of hateing America and its troops and have him tell jokes to the rest of the free world.

He has already told those jokes to the enemy all over the world so I guess he should be telling us now ?

He'd make a really great prresident - sure he would. DUH

Ed

jmcvaney
"Support our Troops.
Question Killing."

The "troops" are our Army, Marines, Air Force, and Navy. Technically, our Coast Guard would also be included, but by definition, they stay in our coastal waters - they aren't in Iraq, or any other foreign country.

The purpose of an army, in the broadest possible sense of the word, so that it includes Marines, Navy and Air Force, is to kill enemies and break things. (Things like a factory used by our enemies to make missiles, cannons, rifles, etc.)

How can you support our troops while questioning what they're supposed to do?

You know
I saw this commercial for the Army this morning. It was titled “Class of 2006”. I didn’t pay too much attention but it seemed to be focused on young people who were facing tough times and might not make it. Most of the kids were from minorities and none were affluent or even middle class. I wonder who the Army was marketing with this recruitment commercial.

To. Former Republican
As disgusted as I am over Bush and the Senate RHINOs...if the House IS lost..you can welcome in the next 15 years...guaranteed....200 million more, poor, uneducated, ofttimes diseased folks south of the border, who will continue to use forged documents to bleed this country's hard-working, tax-paying Americans. Our hostpitals, schools, roads, social security and on and on will be run over. Because Bush will sign anything that McCain/Kennedy will come up with.

Guaranteed.

This is NOT the election to let that happen..
PLEASE...not this election.

Commercial
Listening to a Jan Carry "comedy" routine - $5.99 for No-Doz


Hearing Carry refuse to apologize, then try to blame the rubes for not being enlightened enough to get it- $12.50 for a bucket to puke in & Pepto-Bismol


Watching Carry do his level best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory for the Democrat party - Priceless!

Thank you, Tim
I've been listening to the tape of Kerry's "joke", reading the transcript, reading the transcript that he was supposed to read from, and I still can't find any humor.

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one.

Rose
I was gonna say the same thing about Freud.

Toomuchsense
"For England is just a short hop from losing their freedom from fanatics within their own midst."

Why bother listening to the English criticize us anymore? They're a little bit too Islamic to be trusted these days.

The Britain we took a century learning to respect is no longer England. It's us now.

dmathews1 the nit wit
Your comment is so without merit. That a rebuttal would fall upon barren and sterile ground.

You're lucky to be able to hide behind the veil of anonymity.

Since DMathew Thinks US Kills Civillians
Can we have him moved to the top of the list?

Furthermore
"Are Iraqi lives worthless? Are dead Iraqi women and children merely collateral damage and nothing else? Do we really care more about words than about people? Are Iraqi lives worthless? Are dead Iraqi women and children merely collateral damage and nothing else? Do we really care more about words than about people? "

You apparently care not for words or people. The Iraqis have been delivered out of a form of tyranny in which they were being killed all the time, some of them in giant people-shredding machines. Before the American invasion and occupation of Iraq, they were dying to preserve their own horrifying regime. Now, they're dying for their own freedom; but for their freedom, the terrorists would not be killing them.

How many people have to be thrown alive feet-first into people shredders before some noble country will free them from this literaly horrifying oppression? How many people have to be gassed?

In WWII, dmathew, you would be Fritz Kuhn.

FDR4Rushmore
I belive that you may wish to deal more with the glut of serious problems in your own country of Great Britain, then expose your hate filled diatribes here.

For England is just a short hop from losing their freedom from fanatics within their own midst.

I wish Britain well, for she is a true ally of the United States. But testosterone levels appear to be going down across the pond, and has also started here as well.

So, FDR4Rushmore, I really don't care for your limb wristed bitter and abusive criticisms. You may wish to try to impress the frogs. I have a notion, that you would fit in quite well with the frenchies.

dmathew
You're a retard. Reaching back to the early part of the last century to search for Americans targetting the civillian population to prove that we do so today is the proof that you're retarded. If you're also a civillian, then you're a living argument for targeting civillians.

comments
The Swifties are not liars. The book 'Unfit For Command' was hastily put together by them when it became apparent that kerry was going to be the dems nominee for president. The book was put together to challenge kerry's claims to heroism. Who better to judge a man than those who have fought beside him?

It is a smear when you say something about someone and that person demonstrates that it is not true. (A good example is rathergate from September of 2004). If kerry calls the Swifties liars then he should debate them and prove their charges are untrue. And then he should talk to the ex-POWs whose already terrible lives were made even worse by kerry's testimony in 1971. (WWW.STOLENHONOR.COM) And then he should authorize the release of his ENTIRE service record for public scrutiny, as George Bush did years ago. It would be interesting indeed to know who recommended him for the medals he flaunted at protests back in the 70s.

For example: kerry has 3 Purple Hearts. The Purple Heart is a ribbon for men wounded or killed in battle. It is a medal for HEROES. kerry does NOT qualify. Not one of his "wounds" was serious enough to warrant hospitalization even overnight. One of them required a band aid. A few days after he got his third Purple Heart he was on a plane home after 4 months in country. (It is possible to refuse a medal on the grounds that the intended recipient does not think he deserves it.)

I am not a doctrinaire Republican. In every election I vote for the man or woman I judge to be the best candidate. If the Democrats can come up with an acceptable candidate for President in 2008 then I will gave that person consideration. But if they can't do any better then kerry how can I even begin to take them seriously?

If there are any dems out there waiting to take a shot at me that's fine, but please just consider this question: Is John Kerry the best you can do?

Let's end this with a laugh courtesy of Garrison Keilor.

John Kerry joke: John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?".

dmathew1
I musta missed President Bush out there killing all those Iraqis. Most of the killing is being done by Jihadis and Sunni vs Shia violence. The President didn't start this type of violence, it has been going on for centuries.

I wonder if stem cells can sure BDS.

Kane

FormerRepublican
Moby much?

Kane

So Grateful to Chris Matthews
MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is a lead Kerry apologist. “The context is he’s trashing Bush for not having studied the region of the Middle East,” said Matthews this week on his show Hardball. Kerry was criticizing Bush, continued Matthews, for “not being prepared for what we face over there, the Sunnis and the Shias and everyone else fighting with each other, being stuck in that quicksand.”
================================================

Gee, I can't tell you how grateful I am that Chris Matthews, shoeshine boy to Kerry, explained the meaning of the "joke." I would have never been able to come up with Matthews' explanation.

IMHO, Mr. Kerry should never attempt to be funny, although he does have a rather comical appearance.


Get BACK to the ISSUES:
As a FormerRepublican, this is NOT the party I came to respect, and they have , for quite some time, refused to respect me.

5 years of GOP Control =

No Immigration Reform
No Border Security in THIS Country
No Social Security Reform
No Health Care Reform
No Budgetary Responsibility


Instead we've gotten:

Pervert Congressmen preying on kids
Other Congressmen covering it up for YEARS
A War of Mass Deception (the 9/11 hijackers were SAUDIS not Iraqis)
A Quagmire we will need Decades to get out of
A Budget so broken that the GOP couldn't even pass the spending bills to run Gov.
Attacks on our interest (Spain, Britain, Anthrax, Dirty Bombers, Shoe Bombers)
Creation of a whole new crop of terrorist in Iraq (The New Vietnam)
A larger Government than under Clinton.
A Squandered Surpluses

Yea, 'dubya' Rummy & Dick are reeaaaly keeping us safe, and doing what we sent them there to do.


I'm Voting for ANYONE other than the GOP

jmcvaney
Every one of us here questions why the Jihadists are killing people world-wide on a daily basis.

What was your point again?

pitbull
why don't you tell jmcvaney how you really feel?
The only thing Kerry "botched" was hiding his real feelings about the military show, as he's been doing his whole career.

Kerry is a clueless elitist
Question: If it was a "blotched joke" why didn't Kerry say so afterwards? Why did he wait to say it was blotched after people became outraged? Not everyone laughed at his "blotched joke" in his audience, so why didn't he explain his joke was blotched at that time to them? Why did it take some days after to say it was blotched? (After he said he wouldn't apologize for it, before he apologized for it.)

Answer: Because it wasn't a blotched joke.

This article is a joke
What a poor excuse for journalism. The articles author launched a personal attack on John Kerry for a comment he made that was taken out of context, and don't even include the actual quote in the article.

The rhetorical statements expressed in this article are wrong, and ought not be further analyzed. Save your time and go get your news elsewhere.

Support our Troops.
Question Killing.


BOTCHED JOKE
IKNEW IT;;;;;;I KNEW IT;;;; I KNEW HE WOULD BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE;; NOT HIMSELF OH HEAVENS NO BUT THE GREAT UNWASHED;;;;"WE MISINTERPERATED HIM" BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOME JERK THAT CAN'T TELL A 12 WORD JOKE....


Master Diplomat
I haven't heard the full text -- or rather the context of Lt. Kerry's snipe. Yes, it was a joke, one of those snide nasty jabs at something Lt. Kerry hates. The object of his hatred? Ah, a philosophical question. Which does he hate more? -- Bush or our boys. I think he hates Bush more, and that inclines me to think the meaning of his searing wit was that if you don't study, you'll end up to be a stupid president. But we do know, in any case, that Lt. Kerry seems actually to be an enemy of the military. So it's a win-win situation, for the Lt. He can spew the hate, and who ever objects, he can just say he meant to slam the other guy. Nuanced. What a diplomat.

I was moved to post something on this.

http://forgottenprophets.blogspot.com/2006/11/your-idiot-sons_02.html

J

Anybody who believes...
... the "botched joke" excuse needs a brain implant.
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