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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Terry Jeffrey :: Townhall.com Columnist
Baseball vs. the Modern Stadium
by Terry Jeffrey
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In the ongoing battle between baseball and the modern stadium, baseball scored a victory Sunday night. It was a nail-biter.

There were many in Washington comfortably at home that cold March evening who may have wished they were in Nationals Park by the time Ryan Zimmerman came to bat in the bottom of the ninth.

I was there with my 7-year-old son.

Nationals Park is the new $600-million-plus stadium that taxpayers built less than a mile from the U.S. Capitol.

Some irresistible force drove me there that night. I had criticized the very concept of a new tax-funded baseball stadium in Washington, D.C. My view was that the city already had a ballpark that boasted many features the new park would not: very cheap seats, plentiful parking and a mortgage that was paid off.

Nonetheless, I tried to get seats for opening night. At first, the Washington Nationals made tickets available only to those who purchased season-ticket plans. That left me out.

Then they started selling single-game ticket, including opening day. I tried to buy some through the team Website, but was too late. (I did get tickets to some other games).

I then registered for an online lottery the team conducted for the chance to buy opening-day tickets. I lost -- and I abandoned all hope.

But, then, two day before the event, the Nats sent me an urgent email: "Congratulations! You have been selected for an exclusive second chance opportunity to purchase up to two (2) tickets for the Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves Opening Night game on Sunday, March 30, 2008."

The email included a special "one-time" code word. If I clicked on the "Buy Tickets" link embedded in the email and typed the code word correctly into the right place quickly enough, I might be in luck.

I clicked, I typed, I pulled out my bank card. I tried to buy two seats high up in a $10-per-ticket section. The Website rejected my offer and made a counter offer: The two best available seats, it said, would cost more than $300 apiece. Did I want them? No, I did not.

In random desperation, I tried to buy two seats in a field-side section down the right field line. They were about as expensive as filling up a large-tanked minivan with premium gas during the summer driving season. I made the investment.

It was worth it. The next time taxpayers build a $600-million stadium near where I live, I will do it again.

I could spend many paragraphs telling you why I believe Nationals Park was built more for investment-bank lobbyists than minivan-driving families. I could tell you why I suspect the marketing directors for Major League Baseball have come to the curious conclusion that their customers are digital-age idiots who will not sit for two and half hours to watch a ballgame unless they are constantly bombarded with audio-visual stimuli that may or may not have any connection to the game.

But what really mattered that night is what happened when Nats third baseman Ryan Zimmerman stepped to the plate with two outs in the bottom of the ninth. The game had been mostly a pitchers' battle, and the Braves had only tied it in the top half of the inning -- on a passed ball.

Zimmerman was calm and purposeful. Destiny was in the air. My 7-year-old saw what Zimmerman did, and will remember forever.

Baseball took the field against a modern Major League stadium that night, and baseball won with a walk-off home run.

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one more thing
I just looked at one of the sidebars and there was the headline: "Obama - I'd hire Gore."

You CAN'T make this up

one more thing
I just looked at one of the sidebars and there was the headline: "Obama - I'd hire Gore."

You CAN'T make this up

Mr. Jeffrey
In my rather sarcastic (but pithy and witty) post I failed to pay tribute to the fact that you went to the game with your 7 year old son, and for that I apologize. Had I treated that rather nice fact with the respect it deserved I would have not been so snippy.

I remember being young once and my dad took me to see the Orioles and it was old timers night and TY COBB was there and my dad said - "There's the greatest baseball player ever."

I never had kids but there is something incredibly special about a father and son going to a baseball game together - There is quite simply nothing that can compare to it.

once upon a time
it was the fall of 1972. I lived in Boston and more than once I would go to Fenway park, plunk down my $2 and go sit in the bleacher seats. Soon other like-minded folks would show up, someone would produce a doobie, light it up and pass it around, good fellowship would spread rapidly from seat to seat in our section and then

"hey man, here comes a flyball."

I remember saying to myself: "Self, it doesn't get any better than this."

I was right.

Now I just grab a brew and go sit on the sideline during a H.S. game, but it ain't the same.

BTW - Brooks Robinson was the greatest third baseman of all time and George Will's annual baseball column is worth wading through all his other columns.

afn&tt

Baseball and Seven Year Olds
What I have found to be true, whether it is my own seven year old or the ones sitting in the row I am in, is that at least sixteen times per game, the brat will say "I gotta peeeeeeeeeee." And while you are standing in line at the washroom, or your view is blocked by the large fanny of the child's attendant, something really important will happen on the field and you will miss it.

Baseball, hot dogs - and 7-year-old boys
In the long run, a man and his son sharing a ball game is way more important than McCain, Obama, Hillary or Operation Chaos. Let's pray the economy keeps plugging along so we can afford to enjoy such priceless gifts.

I've heard...
...the parking/tailgating situation is terrible. How do you build a stadium without any parking? I'll find out when the Cubs come to town....go Cubs!

Baseball Will Always Win
I've come to realize that baseball is indestructible. Not the colossal greed. Nor the complete lack of loyalty or unmitigated selfishness. Steroids. Gambling. Not even the asinine DH rule. Nothing men do can ruin the greatness of the game itself.

Resistance is futile. Might as well give in and just enjoy yourself at the old ballpark.

Taxes should not pay for baseball
Why do we allow our taxes to be taken to build such things as stadiums? If a business is successful, then it should be on its own to succeed or fail.
The only thing we "taxed-payers" should be doing is eliminating corporate taxes so that successful businesses are not punished for their success.
These taxes are simply passed on as a business cost so that the tickets cost more. Very regressive.
FairTax.
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