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Monday, January 22, 2007
Star Parker :: Townhall.com Columnist
Cure for unethical lobbyists? Not likely.
by Star Parker
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The dome of the Capitol building will be gleaming as the sun rises over Washington today. The new Democrat-controlled Congress has completed an historic week, completing legislation in the Senate and the House that will usher in a new era of openness, honesty and fairness in how the nation's business is conducted.

Are you laughing yet? At least grinning? You should be.

Yes, indeed our hard working legislators have gotten a lot of business done in these early days of the 110th Congress. The Senate has passed The Legislative Transparency and Accountability Act of 2007. Ethics reform _ or so called. And the House, under the leadership of our first woman Speaker, has passed the six bills targeted for its first 100 hours.

We should recall the conventional wisdom that when politicians arrive on the scene to save the day, hold onto your wallet.

Consider ethics reform.

If there is a defining theme to how the Congress approaches ethics, it would be "I'm OK; you're the problem." "You" in this case is us _ the citizens and taxpayers of this free country whom our members of Congress are sworn to serve. How is it that a senator or congressman becomes more ethical by passing a law that says that someone else, a private citizen, can't buy them lunch or take them on a trip?

Are we to understand that 535 United States senators and congressmen to whom we give oversight of a $3 trillion federal budget have told us they cannot be left to their own resources to determine if an offer to lunch or a trip is inappropriate?

Consider the fact that I wield a little power by the fact that I write a newspaper column that, in a good week, gets in front of millions of readers. This can be considered influence.

It is not unknown that someone with a particular ax to grind might ask me to write about it. They might even offer to buy me lunch in a fancy Washington restaurant to tell me the story. If it is a particularly big deal, they might even offer to fly me somewhere to show me what is going on.

However, for me, my own moral compass aside, my reputation and integrity are my most important assets. Why would I put these on the line for a lunch or a trip?

In fact, when it became clear that one particular columnist had been getting paid by lobbyist Jack Abramoff, whose shenanigans got this current ethics rage in Washington started, he was fired by the firm that syndicated his column and by the think tank with which he was affiliated. Continued...

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Star Parker is a nationally syndicated columnist through the Scripps Howard News Service and a regular commentator on CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News, as well as author of White Ghetto: How Middle Class America Reflects Inner City Decay.
 
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At ethics reform, and of course, our great liberal friend Kimberly. I don't even want to go there. Iknow 5 year olds with more morals and ethics than our politicians, on all sides.

Of Lobbyists and Soap
Although I agree with the gist of this article, the following comment:

"Can you imagine what we would have if we passed a law limiting the spending allowed on advertising soap? We would protect Procter and Gamble and make it almost impossible for a new little company with a great new soap to get on the market."

is open to (admittedly dumb) arguments, like

"Poor little Soap Company X would have just as hard a time whether or not advertising was allowed. Maybe it would be even easier to get started without the advertising, since it might have an easier time convincing the local merchant to ply its wares if the competition wasn't such a behemoth."

...but I am being silly, for without advertising we would probably not have these big, benevolent corporations like P&G, so there would not be the economy of scale, and thus our aftershave would be drastically more expensive. (Fie! Fie!) And that would be a shame, since aftershave, styling gell and mint-flavored dental floss are clearly absolutely indispensable for our wellbeing. Not to mention the zillions of jobs that would not be there in the ad indistry. And those 30 second slots: what art! what poetry!

It is even worse than that. Without advertising, without those wonderful corporations telling us what we really need, maybe we would be simply content with what we already have, and not do our duty which is to propel the free market economy onwards to its glorious, limitless, future!

That just wouldn't do.
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