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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Rich Galen :: Townhall.com Columnist
He Madoff With All the Money
by Rich Galen
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If the Fed and Treasury and the Security and Exchange Commission were looking for examples that would help begin restoring confidence in the world's financial system Bernard Madoff put a stop to that foolishness.

For those who don't wake up every morning and tune the TV to CNBC, here's the thumbnail.

There is a guy named Bernard Madoff who ran an "investment advisory service" meaning, according to the Wall Street Journal which knows about things, he "managed money for high-net-worth individuals, hedge funds and other institutions."

People gave him money and he invested that money for them and, if he made money - which he always did - he distributed some of that to the investors and kept some for overhead and his firm's profit.

Bernard Madoff had a lot of clients with a lot of money. Over several decades he took in some $50 billion from his clients and told them he was making them money each and every month.

According to reports, the Madoff operation was only open to investors upon invitation. That is, he didn't have salesmen or brokers. He relied on existing investors at country clubs and in big business to tell their friends and clients about the regular-as-clockwork returns they were getting on their money which was invested with Madoff.

As with the best scams, the marks begged to be allowed in and Madoff, upon the recommendation of existing clients, would permit them to write him a check.

According to Forbes Magazine,

His firm was remarkable for returning consistent gains to investors for years, even in up and down markets, a fact that probably led investors to feel a false sense of security and enticed new investors into the fund.

One and two percent-per-month returns aren't earth shattering. But returns of 10 percent per year, year in and year out, add up - especially for schools, charities and foundations who are generally not looking for one big score but for long-term growth.

It turns out that Mr. Madoff was running what is known as a "Ponzi scheme" named for Charles Ponzi who, while not inventing the technique, made so much money in the 1920's it carries his name.

What happens is, I convince you to invest money in some enterprise and promise a rate of return. If I am a crook - but a good salesman - I pay you the promised return, not from profits of the enterprise but from the money I take in from the next investor. Then I pay the second guy with the money the third guy invests with me and so on.

Sooner or later I run out of people to give me money, so there is nothing to pay the later investors with and the scheme collapses.

Bernard Madoff didn't promise fabulous returns. He promised stability and long-term profits, so as word spread that this was a safe haven with pretty good returns, more and more people came in, allowing him to sustain the scam because every new dollar was a dollar he could use to pay off the previous investors.

But, because of the dreadful economic and market conditions, investors wanted, or needed, to take their money out of his company to pay off other bad investments, to pay off their investors, or to put under their mattress. Some $7 billion worth of investors wanted their money. Madoff, of course, didn't have it, and so his business collapsed and everyone who invested with him has lost every dime.

These were not people responding to e-mails promising huge profits on penny stocks. These were educated, wealthy, intelligent people who knew, or should have known, their way around a prospectus.

According to Forbes' columnist Neil Weinberg:

There are no bigger oxymorons in finance than the terms "smart money" and "sophisticated investors." Too often they describe suckers willing to suspend critical thought in exchange for entry into an exclusive club with a velvet rope out front.

Wall Street does not serve free lunches. It does not grant rewards without risks. Those universal truths apply equally to money whether it's dumb or smart.

Charities, college endowments, foundations doing good works all lost millions or billions in the scheme. They wanted in and, as every fiction writer - author or crooked fund manager - needs from his audience, they suspended disbelief.

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Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at Mullings.com

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Ponzi
Hey! It was not his fault that the Stock market/banks/Big business had to be bailed out. If those others had not failed, his scheme would still be going on. Those who invested with him are also partially at fault, they trusted someone else with their funds.
It is not his fault the scheme failed. It was the others, the 'they' to blame is always there.
[That was a joke. However, our Government has had a Ponzi scheme going for some 50 years. It was bound to fail at some 'time period'. We just happen to be in that time period now. The American people must wake up to the false leaders in office today. If they do not and take action, this country is lost as we know it.

Social Security
What is going to happen when people realize that Social Security, at least for them, has been one big Ponzi Scheme? Will people act shocked and outraged even though they've been warned for how many decades now?

Yeah. Social Security.
The greatest Ponzi scheme of all time. I kept thinking about that as I read this article.

People are so consumed with what they can get with their investment that they give no thought to what, exactly, will they be held responsible some day for funding? Are they funding a legal, moral enterprise for the common good? What companies are they investing in? What industries?

But where's the money?
This guy DIN'T invest it so he DIDN'T lose it. He lived lavishly for 20 years, paid salaries, etc. OK. Bernie told his sons he's in the hole 50 billion. He was asked by some clients to pay out seven billion. He says he don't got it. BUT.

Is it possible most of this 50 billion is sitting somewhere well hidden Bernie feels so confident it won't be found that he simply doesnt feel like parting with it? Or his partner(s) cheated him and left him out to dry?

The really cool part is the transparent deal going down - the judge gave bail and set things up so Bernie et ux. will soon be declared fugitives to parts unknown. The matter will be supplanted on the news wires with other **** then a few years hence there'll be rumors the Madoffs are purported to live in the Middle East somewhere.

Hurrah and long live the US, the most thoroughly corrupt country on earth.



lol.....wow....
Mr. Madoff really madoff with the loot did'nt he?......

the slide continues.........

Huh?
What? A jew scamming other jews out of money?

If found guilty
he should get life without parole at hard labor in a Max security prison. Just think of all the people he's hurt.

Bandu Says "$ sittin somewhere
Well, YEAH!! That's quite probably the case, but finding it isn't always easy or possible!!
Case in point: Members of my family invested with such an "Investor" not Millions but LOTS,
and paid 10% for a couple years & the scheme fell thru..Did they Prosecute: Sure..Did the Culprit go to jail.Sure, but not for long!! Did they find the Money??NOT EVEN CLOSE!!
There is such a thing as O&E insurance if he was operating as an Entity, but schemers such as that are too Clever (Devilish??)

Big surprise
Another clever Jewish white shirt on Wall Street scams a bunch of money or runs financial company into the ground.

It's not like this is some rare event that should shock us. Take an honest look at many of the guys who directed the financial firms into those multi-billion losses or near bankruptcy...or in the case of Lehman...actual bankruptcy.

And before the cry babies and nut cases start screaming "ANTI-SEMITE"...I'm not.

More of the story
Up here in Massachusettts we get more of the story, since so many wealthy individuals, foundations, etc. were victimized. Lots of plain, ordinary people were victimized too, people who lost their life savings at Madoff's hands.

I agree with those who ask: "where's the money?" Nowadays it's easy to lose 50 billion, as Wall Street firms can attest, but you'd think some of Madoff's stolen money must be out there somewhere.

Or there's another possibility; Madoff may be one of those guys who loves skating on the edge; he may not have cared about the money at all, simply about pulling off something like this on this scale, to prove to himself he had the stones to do it.

In which case, the money is probably forever gone.

Jim, Jimbo, and Bill
Granted that Social Security is in fact "the biggest Ponzi scheme" of all time, but tell us something:

What would you propose to do with those 13,000,000 elderly and disabled Americans who are currently existing on nothing but Social Security?

It's easy to b!tch about SS, but what is your "Plan B" for those fellow citizens of our nation?

How many
For the individuals who lost their life's savings it is so very sad. I guess Obama won't be spreading their lost wealth around.

But wait...How many snobbish, idiotic, liberal do-gooder(?) organizations went down with Madoff??? Cherish the thought..now they'll be relieved of their silly duties and powerful influence.

Poor Obama
Just think of all that wealth he won't be able to tax and spread around.

So where were the Regulators?
How did this guy escape any sort of detection? Are these SEC guys such lapdogs that they roll over for the Madoffs of the financial industry?

Is there going to be some sort of bailout for the people he defrauded?

Neal_Bush_from_Silverado from CT

The regulators probably got paid off to look the other way. This is not new. OSHA, FDA, FCC, Dept of Interior, FEMA regulators have all been known to do the same thing.

This is why Liberals are wrong to demand more and more government regulation. To do so only creates more opportunity for corruption.

Regulations only create a false sense of security.

These rich investors failed to do their homework. They violated a fundemental rule of investment and that is not to invest all your wealth in one place.

I have no sympathy for them. Economic Darwinism is alive and well.

Social Security Ponzi Scheme
Someone asked what we should do - in place of the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time?

First of all, it was designed like insurance: not everyone would use it. They set the age based upon the predication that most would die before they saw a check. But now we're living too long these days for it to stay solvent. That's not the corruption, nor is it the Ponzi-like aspect. That's just a reality that will need to be adjusted.

How can it be saved? Well, for starters, stop stealing from it. It was never designed to be a piggy bank for the general fund; it was designed to stay separate. That's what makes it a Ponzi scheme.

For Madoff, jail; for U.S. legislators, plenty of attaboys and self-congratulations.

When the bank breaks, legislators like Barney Frank will point all of his ten fingers and who-knows-how-many toes at someone other than himself and his brethren. Republicans and Democrats alike will look for scapegoats, hold hearings...but the damage they inflicted will never result in jail time.

Better drop charges against Madoff, unless they plan to clean up their own mess. (I hope Madoff's lawyers will make the same case.)

Where's the beef?
How did he spend 50 billion dollars? I mean, there's no money left? What can you spend 50 billion dollars on? I'm just saying.

Where are the Regulators?

Regulators can be bought.

If the government can pay a regulator $75,000 a year to regulate, Someone else can pay that very same regulator $150,000 not to regulate.

This is why Liberals are wrong to ask for more regulations. Regulations only benefit the rich.

reply to Tom #8
What to do with those Americans whose sole source of income is Social Security?

Answers from the Right:

Libertarians: Make them go away

Social conservatives: Tell them to pray harder.

Fiscal conservatives: Find some company to take over running the SS system "like a business" (you know, with lots of corruption, lousy decision-making, and really, really big CEO salaries and perks.)

REALLY traditional conservatives: Go baack to the old ways and start reducing people's lifespans.

Sarah Palin: Target practice until moose-hunting season.

Gestel
What to do with SS recipients: Get them off their duff and make them go looking for the 50 billion Madoff madeoff with.

When they find it, have them invest it in our new business venture (yours and mine) which builds bingo halls across the land. We'll cheat of course. In 3 years we'll have all the money the OTHER retirees have.

Then with the trillions we get we hire the American military forces and conquer the the world with it.

This should take us about another year.

Afterwhich we retire just in time to re-elect Barak Obama in 2012.

If they don't find the money, let them eat cake.





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