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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Rich Galen :: Townhall.com Columnist
Earthquake!
by Rich Galen
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From Los Gatos, California

* From the San Jose Mercury News:

A 5.6 magnitude earthquake centered near Alum Rock in San Jose struck at 8:04 tonight.

* Well, guess who was sitting at dinner at 8:04 pm and felt, as the song goes, "the earth move under my feet?"

* Me. That's who.

* When you hear, read, or see a news story about an earthquake you think about Japanese people jumping under tables while tins of shark fin soup come tumbling off the shelves in the background.

* I am not that experienced in dealing with earthquakes. Or shark fin soup.

* Everyone who grew up on Long Island and has been through an earthquake, raise hands.

* No one? What a surprise! Wanna know why? It's because we don't have earthquakes on Long Island.

* Gang wars? We got. Mafia activities? Enough to start a new HBO series. Jets and Mets fans? We got by the thousands. Earthquakes? We got none.

* A bunch of the staff of the Fred Thompson for President campaign were sitting at dinner when it felt like a subway train (they don't have subways in Los Gatos, I don't think) came rumbling under the restaurant.

* The younger, more delicate flowers with whom I was eating sat stock still with their eyes wide.

* "Earthquake," I said calmly, being older, wiser, and pretty sure there are no subways in Los Gatos.

* According to my mapping program, Los Gatos is about 14 miles from the epicenter of this earthquake which was at Alum Rock, California.

* While it was called a "moderate" earthquake by people who were not in it, I am here to tell you that the chandelier over our heads did not stop swinging for a good 5 - 6 seconds after the rumbling stopped. My glass of Pinot Noir didn't stop sloshing around for another 2.3 to 2.5 seconds.

* The reality is: I didn't see any cattle heading for shelter, nor any household pets running under the living room furniture just before I took a bite of my pasta and shrimp entrée.

* No bridges collapsed, no houses fell down, and no freeways pancaked. Continued...

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Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at Mullings.com

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Big one is coming
Forty years ago, several times I visited the California Institute of Technology Seismological Laboratory (Earthquake lab), to try and sell computer services.

They laughed and agreed with me, that if they say a big earthquake is expected “next year” people will panic, if they say “one hundred years,” their project won’t be funded next year.

A thirty year prediction satisfies everyone. Here it is 2007, and recently I heard the Cal Tech people, on TV, say the “Big One” is coming soon, within the next 30 years.

Really!

Keep the Man safe!
Hey Rich, please take care of "The Man" while you're in the rough and tumble CA!

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