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Saturday, October 27, 2007
Phil Harris :: Townhall.com Columnist
Castration by Proxy - A Congressional Affliction
by Phil Harris
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Body Integrity Identity Disorder is an extremely odd state of mind, in which individuals desire to have one or more limbs amputated for no medical reason. Another less scientific label used to describe these people… amputee wannabes.

I have watched a couple of documentary pieces on the subject, yet despite the intimate interviews with sufferers, I always come away perplexed why anyone would be consumed by such a desire. Why long for a handicap that can only make life difficult, not only for themselves, but also for those who are close to them?

The texture of that troubling question is familiar as I watched Congressional Democrats such as Reps. Jim Moran and Jim McDermott, and our very own Ron Paul (who seems to be for a strong military, so long as we only use it to fight Mexicans on our southern border). They were discussing an otherwise quiet funding request, to modify our B2 stealth bomber fleet, giving those valuable planes the ability to carry and deliver heavy MOP bombs.

The Massive Ordinance Penetrator, or MOP, is a non-nuclear weapon designed to pierce the ground and destroy buried targets. There was another weapon under development, since scuttled by the military, which used a small nuclear warhead for this purpose. The MOP is apparently quite effective and capable of doing the job.

Underground-fortified targets, which potentially could use a good MOP-ping, are located in at least three countries. Afghanistan, North Korea, and Iran all have special surprises hidden beneath the surface, and all of these shadowy hobby-shops contain either people or weapons, protected from destruction by conventional means.

What perhaps is most distressing about the obstructionist activities of these Congressmen is that they are not discussing the merits of spending eighty-million dollars on the B2 upgrades, but rather are “afraid” that if the MOP upgrade is available, President Bush will use it to attack Iran. It is especially distressing in light of the fact, that our inability to reach such targets, which may very well need to be “reached”, has been widely discussed in recent years, yet the military-despising Representatives, somehow find wisdom in maintaining the status quo.

Therefore, I see little difference between this attitude of the intentional hamstringing of our military capabilities and the incomprehensible desire to cut one’s own leg off… or perhaps worse, one’s own collection of family jewels. At least, “Body Integrity Disorder” is something that directly harms, only the afflicted individual.

The desire by members in Congress to perform Castration by Proxy on our military capabilities will put our Air Force personnel in jeopardy. If a time comes when we need to use these heavy weapons, the aircraft capable of carrying them are not equipped for stealth, and their crews will be exposed unnecessarily. Fortunately, we have an opportunity to amputate a few troublesome Congressional appendages, and these amputations, by no means, are unnecessary.

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Phil Harris is a software engineer, author of Cry for the Shadows and blogs at Citizen Phil.

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Chasing off the chickenhawks
Mr. Nobody says:

"Chickenhawks are out in force today."

Not true. I posted informed common sense about the effect of denying the POTUS ready access to conventional munitions suitable for addressing hard and deeply buried targets (HDBTs) - like the 20,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator - married to the B-2, a bomber with:

"[T]he unique ability to penetrate an enemy's most sophisticated defenses and threaten its most valued, and heavily defended, targets" (see http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/b-2.htm )

...forcing him to use existing *NUCLEAR* weapons designed and maintained specifically for attacking HDBTs and capable of being deployed from the B-2 without even $88 million worth of modifications just for this phase of the MOP test program...

...and the chickenhawks seem to have shut right th' hellangone up, haven't they?

The difference between real conservatives and Republicans is that Republicans believe that government can do Really Good Things if only it's being run by Republican politicians.

While real conservatives know that any government capability, in the hands of *ANY* electioneering megalomaniac, is too goddam dangerous to be permitted without strict scrutiny and strong limitations.

Real conservatives don't trust *ANYONE* who wants that kind of power.

Your chickenhawks, Mr. Nobody, are Republicans.

Not conservatives.


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*Sigh*, typos
I had meant to write (above):

"Given a *non*-nuclear option - like a "stealthy" aircraft specifically designed for operating deep in heavily defended airspace and specifically equipped to deliver the MOP - the Commander-in-Chief is far *MORE* likely to authorize such missions."

For some reason, the use of a nuclear (fission) or thermonuclear (fusion) warhead is in some magical fashion more evil-horrible-nasty than killing just as many people and demolishing just as much real estate with chemical explosives.

Stupid, certainly.

But we're talking about politicians here, and the Confused Wool upon whose votes those grafting goons count upon to get and keep their jobs.


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