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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Descent of St. Barack
by Paul Greenberg
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The Hon. Barack Obama hasn't yet reached Clintonesque levels of slickness, but this presidential campaign is still young and a whole summer of broken promises and general disenchantment with the Saint of Hyde Park has begun to set in.

For all its smooth, Internetted aspects, the Obama campaign begins to develop overtones of George McGovern's crack-up in the summer of 1972. Sen. McGovern was the beneficiary that year of the Democrats' newly rigged nominating system, which remains much the same. This year it allowed Barack Obama to cinch his party's nomination even as his rival was sweeping the popular vote in the big states.

George McGovern required only a few torrid weeks back in '72 to go from shining hope to utter incompetent. And now Barack Obama, the Different Kind of Presidential Candidate, has begun his metamorphosis into the same old kind of presidential candidate by backing away from his earlier promise to accept public financing.

Naturally, he claims it wasn't a promise at all but just a possibility, depending on whether John McCain would agree to accept public financing, too, which Sen. McCain did, and on various other escape clauses. We all know the drill by now: When caught in an obvious contradiction, obfuscate.

Another embarrassment: It seems that one of the political mavens Sen. Obama had scouting for a running mate enjoyed some fishy ties to Countrywide Credit, a key player in the subprime collapse.

But who didn't? By now both Kent Conrad and Chris Dodd, those two ethical paragons of the U.S. Senate, turn out to have gotten sweetheart deals from the kind of lenders the Democrats' class warriors usually tend to denounce. (John Edwards, D-Hypocrisy, is no longer in this presidential campaign but his spirit goes marching, or at least slinking, on.)

Naturally the country's New Hope waved off his veep-hunting scandal, explaining that he couldn't be expected to investigate his advisers' real estate deals. Of course not, especially since he didn't even investigate his own with Tony Rezko, that fellow pillar of the Daley machine in Chicago. Well, we can't say we weren't warned. Sen. Obama told us he was the candidate of Audacity.

It's all enough to remind some of us that poor George McGovern had problems finding a running mate, too. Back in the confusing year 1972, the McGovern-Eagleton ticket didn't even last till Election Day. Missouri's Tom Eagleton had to be dropped for lack of candor about some electric shock treatments he'd once received. Sen. Obama hasn't even made his vice-presidential pick yet and his veep problems have begun. When a trusted adviser who was going to vet his choice for vice president isn't adequately vetted himself, that says something less than assuring about what an Obama administration would be like.

Oh, tell it not at the Lyric Opera, publish it not in the Sun-Times, but how the mighty of Hyde Park have fallen. Some of us can remember when that leafy neighborhood wasn't a wholly protected subsidiary of the University of Chicago - the kind of effectively gated community and game preserve for Progressive Thinkers that it's become - but the home of giants like The Hon. and honorable Paul Douglas.

A forgotten figure who doesn't deserve to be, Sen. Douglas was a fighting Marine, true liberal and unwavering voice in the U.S. Senate for justice at home and freedom abroad, a fit companion for Scoop Jackson of cherished memory. In short, he was a more robust version of today's Lonely Joe Lieberman, that voice in the Democratic wilderness.

Sen. Obama's reversal when it comes to accepting public financing for his campaign was announced in the true spirit of our new Bobo - i.e., Bourgeois Bohemian - elite. (Thank you, David Brooks, for coining that now inescapable term when it comes to diagnosing the soft underside of the country's upper crust.) Sen. Obama explained that (a) he wasn't actually breaking his word, (b) it was really all John McCain's fault and, besides, (c) it's the system of public financing that's broken. As if it hadn't been just as broken when he made his pledge.

Skipping past these inconvenient truths, the senator from Upscale, Ill., now has issued a self-righteous statement taking the high ground while he himself opts for the low. Perfect. Perfect, self-serving hypocrisy. I can just see the look on old Paul Douglas' rugged face if he'd been asked to swallow a line that slick.

Some of us can hardly wait for St. Barack's next sly descent to the nether regions of politics, which of course will be described as but the next phase in his Holy Ascension.

If this is change and hope in American presidential politics, what, pray tell, would be steady disillusion? The country may find out soon enough. The long, slow McGovern summer of B. Obama could be just beginning.

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Paul, G.D.

You hit one clear out of the PARK !

I actually heard the scream of the ball as it went into orbit!

Well Done, Sir!!!


The Descent of St. Obama
Very good article.
Would be great if everyone could see it as clearly.
One can only hope.

From your keyboard
to God's eyes!

ascent of obama
whether it is sainthood or something else obama is using it might be a good idea for mccain to try some of it. obama has 3000 local gatherings scheduled for next week all across the county, count the number of people in attendance. perhaps if they are fortunate saint obama will use his extraordinary powerrs and attend all 3000. mccain meanwhile travels all the way to saint paul, mn and gives a begging speech to 200 people in essentially the same venue where, under different circumstnces, oban[obama addressed 19000. a week before. and newsweek (that bastion of liberal polldom) took a poll laast week and found obama up by eleven. its getting to the point where the RNC had better start considering whether they really want to waste their money on a losing presidential cmpaign, or spend it more wisely on close congressional cmpaigns. obama will helpm them with their decision if they pray.

this is awful
Following the worst (or second or third-worst) Presdense in history, our choices are WHAT? Are these really the best our elite universities and hallowed electoral system can bring us? Another similarity with 1972---the differences were obvious, but neither choice was really palatable.
I remember standing in a parking lot back in 1980 or 1981 listening to a very young candidate for a Union office. One of my co-workers said, "I wouldn't trust anyone who rose up that fast in the Union." Same goes in politics, I'm afraid.
meanwhile, not to sound too ignorant, but what is the source of the verb "to vet", and what exactly does someone do "to vet" a candidate? Does vetting apply to presidential candidates also?

everyman
Well there is the liberal definition of "to vet"
and there is the conservative define of "to vet". Guess which one is based in reality.

great article!!
I especially liked the Bobo politics reference. Sheesh, what choices we have, but Obama is really not what he tries to portray. Anyone know what the Vegas line is on who implodes first Bobama or Mobama? It's going to be a fun summer.

I wonder, too
everyman sez: “Does vetting apply to presidential candidates also?”

An excellent question, even if rhetorical. It is clear that the VP candidates – well, at least McCain’s – will undergo an extensive, or was that excessive, rectal exam by the sanctimonious sacks of you-know-what in the drive-by media. Where, oh where, was this gimlet eye when America was attempting to select candidates for the top of the ticket – you know, the important position?

Maybe if someone had done some due diligence, we could have wound up with options better than a panderer and a flat-out Marxist.

SAINT OBAMA'S REAL STUFF NOT ON TV!
So funny. He has been INDEED treated as if he were a Saint. However, all of this talk and proof of his overseas terrorist connections, his own shady background and dealing, etc., are MUTE unless they make it to television, to the average person who does not know these things!! WHEN IS ALL THIS GOING TO COME TO LIGHT ON TV ABOUT SAINT OBAMA? Otherwise, we are banging our heads against the wall, and the public continues to think he is flawless!!!

The Best from Paul Greenberg......
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......that I have read. Would that all were written like this one. Somebody gave him an upper and a downer. Whatever Paul, try to do the same more often.

*Yea, Saint Smish Smash and company of fools.*

Hopefully we do not deserve what this "saint" would bring down, and that we might be delivered from his omnipresence.
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Hello Everyman....
Test post:

George W. Bush has been one of our best Presidents.

Your Obt. Svt.,

George Washington

MRCMRC..
Well, well, well......

There you go again! Yep, no question about it....if rallying large numbers of fools to gather and be mesmerized by empty-headed nonsense is the determining factor of success, Obama wins hands down.

Fortunately, there will be an actual vote in November.

Your Obedient Servant,

George Washington

Oback Arama and Change
All Americans hope for change they can believe in and hope that there will be a change that works for them. There is a deep hope for change and I believe that a warm wind of hope is sweeping all across this great nation. I have a deep hope that each and everyone of you Americans will go now to your recycling bin and pull out an empty soda or beer can and fill it with all of the loose change you can find and send it to: Oback Arama, US Senate, Washington, D.C. I will take each and every can and fill it with my own breath of hot air and send it back to you C.O.D. Then you will have the substance of the hope and change I’ve been talking about and I will have some real change which is the kind of change I can believe in and the kind of change that works for me.
I’m Oback Arama and I approved this message.

http://obackarama.blogtownhall.com/

Mr. Greenburg, you are right
and I hope American voters wake up to the Obama illusion. He is anti-liberation masked as freedom - a dissembling dangerous con man, anti-American in all of his policies and ideas. Americans better wise up to Obama and most of the far-left Democrats - or be taxed to death. Obama's ideas are anti-American through and through. Please keep writing about Obama's empty socialist magic "hope and change" - I want neither!

Basically you have for 2008
Jimmuh Dhimmi (Oblahma) vs Joe Who*** (McLame).

***derogatory nickname given to erstwhile Canadian PM (1979-1980) Joe Clark--coincidentally contemporaneous with Carter.

Is Buyer's Remorse in our Cue? ...
or as my beloved Aunt Violet used to say, "Honey, you can't be disillusioned unless what you believed in was an illusion to begin with."

MRCMRC
Attendance doesn't mean agreement. I have spoken to numerous voters who are extremely curious about this "messiah." Does attendance mean a vote for Obama? I wonder.

slick
i have been trying for months now to explain the nickname slick-when i was a young man we callrd people like obama slick as in watch your back please just get the stars out of your eyes and pay attention to what he says

Mrc Wrote:
"obama will helpm them with their decision if they pray."

Good one! In most every leftie post herein, we can find some variation of: On your knees infidels, bow to the great Obah-messiah

svpallava (Post 13)
Joe Clark was instrumental in keeping 8 of our people out of the hands of the Iranian "students" (led by the current Fun Guy Amaneedajob, you might note) and spiriting them back to North America home free and with no fuss, no muss, and not fanfare.

Jimmy Carter, as you may recall, launced a disastrous "rescue mission" that never got off the ground, and the people Joe Clark could not get to in time were released only when Ronald Reagan made his famous "What's deep and wide and glows blue in the dark?" speech just as he was about to be inaugurated President.

Incidentally, Joe Clark was defeated largely because he refused to use this heroic and salutory resecue as campaign fodder. Maybe he was funny looking (especially when he walked) but don't judge him by the jeering names John Turner (term of office about 20 minutes, I think) and his BoBo Team put out there.

george washington
you are right of course. im sorry however obama may just pull it together enough to rally one more large group together, and this one will make a difference,. they call them voters.

lori
you are right of course. except for one minor detail. last i heard we were up,by eleven and rising. not enough for you to worry about yet, when it gets to up by 25 than you should be concerned somebody out ther loves him.

Never say never, but...
I am reminded of the Dukakis campaign in 1988, when he held an 18-point lead over George H.W. Bush in July...then he made the mistake of letting people get to know him and his proposed policies.

I actually went to a Dukakis rally that year; the crowd was large and enthusiastic--all cheers, no catcalls. But seeing as this rally took place in Kern County (a last bastion of California conservatives), I would guess that maybe 10 out of those hundreds of people actually voted for the guy.

So yeah, it could be President Obama, but November is a long ways off.

We've Seen This All Before
I think it was Greenberg himself who coined the term "Slick Willie". Smooth talking, wonkish, and utterly mendacious. However, Bill Clinton never thought himself a Messiah. Obama and Michelle mean business when they say, "We must first reform the lives and broken souls of this nation before we can reform things like Health Care and Education."

The Obama's are on a mission. Clinton was just a good ol' boy. Last year Obama said "high gas prices would be good for America. It would force many of the obese to change thier lives and thier destructive habits."

Obama when he is President will have the entire nation out in their front yards doing jumping jacks at 0730, while loud speakers installed all over the nation while his voice blares the chant, "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer!"

What does anyone really like about Obama

He can't speak without a prompter, he's un schooled as to geography and history, his associations are loons, he comes from a dirty political town, his accomplishments are nothing and his sincerity is only as deep as tomorrows positions. Really, what's there?,... beside an empty suit?


this isnt an election
This isnt an election it is an American Idol contest. In this corner we have a decorated Vietnam Vet and POW who made a name for himself sticking his thumb in this party's eye. In this corner we have a slick talking aggitator with zero experience who's pastor thinks America deserved the attacks on 9-11. And let's not mention his wife who believes America is a downright mean country. McCain is running on his war hero status and Osama Obama on his race. G Ferrarro was right if Obama were white HRC would have been a shoe in. He is an empty suite with a Colgate smile and Coppertone tan.

MRCMRC
I agree with you. Obama is going to win this coming election by somewhere around 12 pts at the end of the day. However, all this shows us is that the far-left propaganda machine has succeeded in selling an image with no substance to the majority of our very needy and gullible citizenery. We have evolved into a nation of shallow and greedy people endoctrinated by a leftist public school system and a secondary education system controlled by dedicated socialists (congratulations to the left, it has taken 45 years for the liberal strategic plan to come to fruition. Our youth no longer are interested in the hard sciences or building or creating things. We have to import our scientists and enginners while our youth copies gansta rappers and aspire to be lwayers or video game designers. A huge segment of our society sits back and looks for the next handout from their beneficial and all powerful central government. They do not understand that in order to be taken care of from cradle to grave, they will have to give up certain freedoms and comforts for these imagined freebees.

I truly fear for our future under Obama and a Dem dominated Congress, and a far-left majority dominated Supreme Court. I initially feared for my grandsons, until my daughter and son-in-law announced their emotional support for Obama. Why should I fear for my grandsons, when their parents are willing to join the army of lemmings marching toward the precipice with Obama in the lead.

Sorry Ayn, John Galt is dead.

Obama will not get 49% of the vote
Problem is John McCain is pissin off the Conservative base with his immigration pandering to La Raza.

If just 3% of the Conservative voters vote for either the Constitution Party or the Libertarian Party, McCain 48% loses to Obama 49%.

Right now, McCain is still giving me REASONS to vote for either the Constitution Party or the Libertarian Party.

Right now, I will NOT vote for the lesser EVIL of McCain.

Question is, will McCain pander to Conservatives or illegals?

TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH!
ATTN; OLD PROGRMR, KUDOS FOR YOUR WISE WORDS AND KEEN PERCEPTION (2:38PM) SAD, THERE AREN'T MORE WITH YOUR REALIST OBSERVATIONAL POWERS AND "LESS" UNINFORMED AND IRRESPONSIBLE VOTERS. THEY VOTE WITH THEIR EMOTIONS, SELF-SERVING PRIDE, BLIND/SHORT SIGHTED GULLIBLE, IGNORANT MINDS. OUR PRESIDENCIAL STANDARDS ARE BEING UNDERMINED AND THE FLAWED DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM HAS HELPED AN ILL PREPARED ROOKIE WIN BY DEFAULT!
THE MASSES ARE BEGUILED BY THE SMOOTH TALKING ILLUSIONIST STRAWMAN, WITH THE FALSE GIFT OF GAB! GOD HELP AMERICA. DISILLUSIOMED DEMOCRAT

Obama still needs to be vetted himself
The mystical Obama himself has not been vetted yet and is obfuscating the process. He is either trying to hide who he really is or he is terribly thin skinned to blame any criticism on racism.

As I read in another comment yesterday, "Obama is not the lesser of two evils, he is the evil of two lessers."

HE'S DESCENDING, ALRIGHT!
b. Hussein lies like a wet dog in the sun.... and he smells worse.
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