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Monday, April 30, 2007
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
The sound of one man weeping
by Paul Greenberg
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It's positively unnatural. The man is a kind of walking, talking, and, best of all, writing version of Al Capp's poor little jinx of a character, Joe Btfsplk-only in reverse, leaving not disaster but good fortune wherever he goes. The New York Stock Exchange ought to put him on retainer.

If only Paul Krugman would just keep writing about the coming End of It All, prosperity might be assured.

Then there's the language in which Dr. Krugman sends out his jeremiads. It is, in a word, hilarious-if unintentionally so. He's got to be the country's leading practitioner of purple-as-a-bad-bruise prose. Mrs. Malaprop might have spoken like that if only she'd had a Ph.D. in the dismal science.

I've saved my favorite Krugmanism of all time for those occasions when I may need a bit of cheering up:

"And when the chickens that didn't hatch come home to roost, we will rue the days when, misled by sloppy accounting and rosy scenarios, we gave away the national nest egg."

As prose, that's a lot of poultry. Try to visualize those chickens that didn't hatch coming home to roost, if you can stop laughing. Why, that's almost Zen, like the sound of one hand clapping. His reference to the national nest egg is just lagniappe.

I can't wait to read the professor's next jeremiad about the imminent Crash; the economy can always use a little help, and so can the nation's sense of humor.

Cheers.

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Reality is subjective
Yes the Dow Jones broke 13,000....in American dollars. But if you look at the DJIA value in Euros it peaked in 2003 at just over 10,000 and is currently at about 8,500. Don't mean to point out this cloud in front of the silver lining for any reason other than FYI.

Courage of His Convictions?
Paul should show how he has shorted the world markets (borrowed & sold shares he expects to buy back at a lower price) since 2003 because Bush is an idiot, and now doesn't need to teach or write. He won't? He can't? He is a 'wage-slave'? He let his politics get the best of him?

Or didn't he eat his own cooking, and now owes a deep apology to those he misled and whose retirement he postponed?
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