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Monday, March 05, 2007
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
The great apostrophe war
by Paul Greenberg
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So it is with Arkansas'. The missing s is a silent tribute to this state's mule-stubborn independence where language (and so much else) is concerned. It lets you know where you are. Welcome to the frontier, pilgrim.

I still have a little coffee table, a souvenir of the time when Danish Modern was all the rage, with a neat, professional saw cut in it, a reminder of my carpentry skills when I was helping the boy - who now has two boys of his own - build a racer for the Soapbox Derby. I was chagrined when it happened, but I wouldn't trade that cut in the table for anything now. It's acquired a sentimental value. That's how I've come to feel about that final, absent s in Arkansas' Newspaper.

But I was grateful to Judge Arnold for raising this question still again. Such disputes give us inky wretches something to argue about when lesser issues grow tiresome, like world peace or the future of Western Civilization, such as it is.

Happily, this debate over the correct placement of the apostrophe is inexhaustible, mainly because there is no universally accepted way of spelling the possessive of Arkansas, or about using the apostrophe in general.

To quote the Oxford Companion to English Literature, "There never was a golden age in which the rules for the possessive apostrophe were clear-cut and known and understood and followed by most educated people."

This free-for-all goes a long way back. And may have a long run ahead of it, breaking out in schools, newspapers, libraries, at the family dinner table and now in the Legislature, all to no clear end. This debate surely is To Be Continued. Which should be educational. And fun. Not a minor achievement for one little ol' punctuation mark. How 'bout them apostrophes!

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Oy Vey!
I am an Arkansan and this sad, very embarrassing story is unfortunately "true". I can already hear the new backwoods redneck jokes at the expense of normal Arkansans.

Make no mistake: Bush has and will continue to use his endless "war on terror" as the burning match to the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights while building a police state in this country to rival Joseph Stalin.
Devy Kidd (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48122 )

There is no debate
... except among people who wish to remain ignorant. A SINGULAR noun is ALWAYS made possessive by the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s".

The fact that the singular noun ends with "s" is not an exception:

"the bus's tires"
"the waitress's apron"
"The bass's dorsal fin"

The fact that the noun is proper is also no exception:

"James's car"
"Mars's craters"
"Dickens's novels"

And the fact that the noun is a geographical place name, or the name of a political entity, is also no exception:

"Des Moines's oldest citizen"
"Dallas's quarterback"
"Inverness's famous castles"

In fact, Arkansas is not even unique amoung US States with this "problem", as the names of at least four other States also end with "s", and are all made possessive with the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s":

"Texas's gulf coast"
"Illinois's corn crop"
"Kansas's wheat crop"
"Massachusetts's crop of liberal politicians"

(Note: the "s" in "Illinois" is just as silent as the "s" in "Arkansas", and therefore the silence of that final "s" does not cause an exception.)

Why on Earth would Arkansas be an exception to this rule? Even JESUS doesn't get an exception to this rule. His name ends with "s", and it is made plural by the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s":

"Jesus's mother, Mary"
"Jesus's disciples"
"Jesus's parables"

I think it's awfully damned arrogant of you Arkansawyers to claim an exception that no other US States can claim, that no geographic area can claim, that no person can claim, nay, not even Jesus Christ Himself.

This is not a matter of "preference". There is no "war", or even serious "debate". And there is no difficulty in resolving this "issue". The possessive form of "Arkansas" is "Arkansas's", with an apostrophe AND an "s", just like every other singular possessive in the English language. The fact that some Arkansawyers prefer "Arkansas'" is evidence not of "independence" or "stubbornness", but of widespread ignorance.

As for Oxford, it may be true that, in general, the use of the apostrophe has never been completely standardized. However, in the specific case of a singular noun, it has ALWAYS been the case that it is made possessive by the addition of both and apostrophe and an 's'. There has never been an exception for nouns that already end with 's', even when those nouns are proper.

Regards,
Trevor
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