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Monday, March 05, 2007
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
The great apostrophe war
by Paul Greenberg
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Poor Steve Harrelson. He's a state representative from Texarkana, Ark., and he agreed to sponsor a little ol', supposedly innocuous resolution at this year's session of the Arkansas legislature when BAM!

The Honorable from Texarkana found he'd wandered smack dab into the middle of the Great Apostrophe War, which has been going on since there was an apostrophe to war over.

Mr. Harrelson was just trying to do an old family friend a favor, and all punctuation broke loose. The friend is Parker Westbrook, a collector of Arkansiana who's usually in the vicinity when this state's distinctive history, language, politics or culture in general comes into disputed play.

Good ol' Parker long ago took a firm stand in the grammatical war over whether the possessive of this state's name should be spelled Arkansas'or Arkansas's.

Mr. Westbrook favors Arkansas's with the final s.Indeed, he's made it something of a personal crusade. Which explains why he called on Rep. Steve Harrelson to further his cause by proposing that Arkansas's be declared the official possessive of the state's name. Little did Steve Harrelson realize he was walking into a linguistic minefield.

In this statewide civil war over the proper possessive of Arkansas, both sides fire all kinds of citations and references at each other like artillery barrages. The humble little apostrophe, a mere squiggle on the page, seems to set off the fiercest emotions among grammarians.

The Great Apostrophe War has even been known to break out sporadically here at the statewide paper. Last time, it was touched off by a polite letter from The Honorable and eloquent Buzz (formally Morris) Arnold, federal appellate judge, scholar and language maven.

His Honor urged us to tack an s on to the sobriquet that appears just under our name on the front page: Arkansas' Newspaper. I prefer Arkansas's myself, but long ago resigned myself to having lost that fight.

Indeed, I've become almost fond of that grammatical barbarism. Maybe because it's emblematic of this state's gritty determination to go its own way, thank you, no matter what the prevailing fashion. Have you ever had a favorite shirt with a small irregularity in it, or a wobbly table with one leg shorter than the others that's always been in your kitchen? To fix it would be a kind of sacrilege, an offense against tradition. Continued...

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Oy Vey!
I am an Arkansan and this sad, very embarrassing story is unfortunately "true". I can already hear the new backwoods redneck jokes at the expense of normal Arkansans.

Make no mistake: Bush has and will continue to use his endless "war on terror" as the burning match to the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights while building a police state in this country to rival Joseph Stalin.
Devy Kidd (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48122 )

There is no debate
... except among people who wish to remain ignorant. A SINGULAR noun is ALWAYS made possessive by the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s".

The fact that the singular noun ends with "s" is not an exception:

"the bus's tires"
"the waitress's apron"
"The bass's dorsal fin"

The fact that the noun is proper is also no exception:

"James's car"
"Mars's craters"
"Dickens's novels"

And the fact that the noun is a geographical place name, or the name of a political entity, is also no exception:

"Des Moines's oldest citizen"
"Dallas's quarterback"
"Inverness's famous castles"

In fact, Arkansas is not even unique amoung US States with this "problem", as the names of at least four other States also end with "s", and are all made possessive with the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s":

"Texas's gulf coast"
"Illinois's corn crop"
"Kansas's wheat crop"
"Massachusetts's crop of liberal politicians"

(Note: the "s" in "Illinois" is just as silent as the "s" in "Arkansas", and therefore the silence of that final "s" does not cause an exception.)

Why on Earth would Arkansas be an exception to this rule? Even JESUS doesn't get an exception to this rule. His name ends with "s", and it is made plural by the addition of an apostrophe AND an "s":

"Jesus's mother, Mary"
"Jesus's disciples"
"Jesus's parables"

I think it's awfully damned arrogant of you Arkansawyers to claim an exception that no other US States can claim, that no geographic area can claim, that no person can claim, nay, not even Jesus Christ Himself.

This is not a matter of "preference". There is no "war", or even serious "debate". And there is no difficulty in resolving this "issue". The possessive form of "Arkansas" is "Arkansas's", with an apostrophe AND an "s", just like every other singular possessive in the English language. The fact that some Arkansawyers prefer "Arkansas'" is evidence not of "independence" or "stubbornness", but of widespread ignorance.

As for Oxford, it may be true that, in general, the use of the apostrophe has never been completely standardized. However, in the specific case of a singular noun, it has ALWAYS been the case that it is made possessive by the addition of both and apostrophe and an 's'. There has never been an exception for nouns that already end with 's', even when those nouns are proper.

Regards,
Trevor
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