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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
Molly Ivins then and now
by Paul Greenberg
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Some of us may have disagreed with Miss Molly about a few things like politics, life, art and just about everything else. But we carried her column in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette out of respect for her sheer natural talent. Till it got so we could anticipate her every Texanism before she repeated it. After a while, that kind of thing gets to be old sombrero.

You have to feel sorry for a younger generation that never knew Molly Ivins in her prime, but only Molly Ivins the public monument, the folk heroine who was rolled out on appropriate occasions to delight those of the right, or rather left, persuasion.

But there was a time when Miss Ivins delighted all, when every column was as wry as a really good margarita, as doughy and nourishing as a hand-rolled tortilla fresh off the griddle. As when, always a Fort Worth kind of gal, she described Dallas as the kind of town "that would have rooted for Goliath to beat David."

Miss Molly was a Smithie of the old, pre-politically correct school, class of '66. She was at her most adorable - how she would have hated that word, adorable - when mixing her Smith Latin and Old Texican, as in: "The sine qua non, as we say in AmarilloŠ."

I was once married to a lady like that (Waco High, '54; Smith College, '58), though she would never have thought of showing off her learning. And there's just no other word for that combination of Texan and Terence but adorable.

Finally, let it be said in tribute to Miss Molly that, even when she stole a line or three, inadvertently of course, she stole only from the best: Florence King.

You have to admire somebody with both that kind of taste and that kind of nerve. No wonder she didn't last at the New York Times.

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And Kudos to JohnnyRingo
Pseudo-con blogosphere??!! I love that!

BTW, have I mentioned what a great, big teddy bear, what a creampuff stuffed full with love for his fellow human beings, be they liberal or conservative, what a great uniter of the populace and inspiration to all of us, Rush Limbaugh is? But of course Molly Ivins was nowhere as near as clever, nor as able to soften her barbs with wit and humor as are such warm and funny conservatives as Limbaugh and Coulter, or even some of the warmhearted contributors to this board who are kind enough to point out just how horrible Molly Ivins was, so we can be sure we remember her in the correct fashion. Seriously, love you guys and thank you for your tributes. We really must go funeral-hopping sometime -- our hilarious comments from the back pews will really liven things up.

Thank you Kimberly
You are truly a poster child of tolerance and it leaves me in a state of near disbelief that you stoop to soil your garments among us, the vast unwashed neanderthals. I cannot fail to notice how those who share your ideology are so exempt from vitriol and hate, as is evident by a visit to DailyKos.com where the love pours forth in words that often require just 4 letters. Why, I'm just tingling with warm fuzzies as I think of the outpouring of tolerance and inclusiveness.

May I make a suggestion? Perhaps you could seek a career in molecular biology and isolate that hate gene unique to conservatives of which you speak. Put that formidable intellect of yours to work for the betterment of humanity by proving once and for all that conservatives are the hate-filled bigots that you so earnestly want us to be.

Then again, you could also continue to drive by in your '72 Pinto throwing rocks out the window - an art you've perfected to world-class levels.
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