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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
Shoes and me
by Paul Greenberg
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Dear Frau Professor,

It was wholly a pleasure to hear from another shoemaker's child with an immigrant background, and to learn that a column about my father had struck "a personal note with me, having been raised by a shoemaker in Germany. Your article describes my old man par excellence, who now in his mid-70s and officially retired from his shop in a small town near Duesseldorf still repairs shoes for his customers."

Why, sure. Good shoemakers grow rarer and rarer, and those who have found one are well advised to stick with him - even though he claims to be retired. Just hand him a pair of shoes in need of heels-and-a-half-sole, and he won't be able to resist making them presentable again. It's a matter of pride.

Now on to your question: Is there is an English equivalent for the German phrase, zusammen schustern? You tell me it is used to describe slapdash work. As an equivalent, I'd suggest the English phrase, "cobbled together." I'd bet other languages have similar phrases, shoes being as ubiquitous in human cultures as feet.

The phrase may be a libel on cobblers of all nationalities, but one can understand how it came about: Cobbling can have the look of a make-do art, especially in cases where some emergency treatment is needed for a floppy sole or a broken heel, or if the customer can afford only half-soles or heels but not both.

I've seen my father study and study a pair of muddy old boots some poor sharecropper had brought in hoping against hope to save them for one more season. Finally, like a surgeon talking to the family in the waiting room, he would deliver his verdict - good, bad, or We'll Give It a Try.

The old man would take me with him some Sundays when he'd drive all over the Ark-La-Tex - to little towns like Longview and Tyler and Lufkin in East Texas, or to Ruston and Minden in the other direction, or up to Magnolia despite the condition of Arkansas roads back then.

The trunk and back seat of the old Chevy would be packed tight with just-fixed shoes. He'd show them to fellow members of the guild as samples of what he could provide if they were interested. And they were. Because there was a war on, and it took ration stamps to buy a pair of new shoes - but not second-hand ones. It was a sellers' market.

There was a Walt Disney comic circa 1944 that had Donald Duck on the cover in a cat costume; Donald was sitting on a backyard fence in the middle of the night and howling - so the neighbors would throw their shoes at him. He was collecting them for resale in a box labeled: SECOND HAND SHOES - NO RATION POINTS. Nobody had to explain that cartoon to me.

I grew up playing in huge mounds of old shoes waiting for my father and his crew to fix and sell. Other kids may have grown up with Dick and Jane and Spot; my early childhood vocabulary included Cat's Paw and uppers.

The golden age of the second-hand shoe business ended with the post-war flood of cheap imports. My father's trade was one of the first casualties of what we now call globalization. Who'd fix a pair of shoes when it was cheaper to buy new ones?

My father had to find another line of work, and wound up selling dry goods and then furniture to the same loyal clientele at the same location on the same Easy Credit Terms. But he remained a shoemaker at heart; just buying and selling stuff never gave him the same satisfaction. I believe I can understand. To this day, the smell of shoe leather is the smell of home.

I still prefer to have my shoes repaired rather than buy a stiff new pair. I used to know a fine shoemaker in a small Arkansas town - Mr. Kraeszig - and I took the same rundown pair of shoes back to him so many times for one final fix that he finally told me it was time to take them off life support. Even the best doctor can do only so much for a patient.

The whole family was in the shoe repair business back then; one of my cousins in Chicago still keeps an old Landis stitcher in his basement and does an occasional half-sole just to stay in practice. Another keeps a beautifully shined shoe last in the hallway of his swank double apartment just off the Magnificent Mile - under a spotlight. Just as a reminder. It's the same one his father had used as owner and proprietor of Harry's Shoe Hospital on Halsted Street. Now, like Harry's, Greenberg Shoe Co., 836 Texas Ave., Shreveport, La., exists only in memory.

Enough about shoes. My respects to you, Frau Professor - and respect, since you teach chemistry. Chem was my downfall as a college student. I was probably the briefest pre-med major Centenary College ever had. A demanding but kind old professor did me and medicine a great service when he offered to give me a charitable D-minus in his course if I would take a solemn oath never - never! - to have anything to do with chemistry for the rest of my natural life. I leapt at the deal, and neither I nor the world of chemistry has ever had cause to regret it.

As for the world of shoemakers, thank you moving me to revisit it as it once was - before plastics had replaced leather in so many shoes, and what once was a widespread craft had become a small specialty. To again be zusammen schustern,or together with shoemakers, if only in memory, was wholly a pleasure.

Nostalgically,

Inky Wretch

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Our Shop
closed several years ago, The fellow that ran it was a bit gruff. but was very good at his craft. I was sorry to see him pass, He was in his eighties, and died working on shoes. I left the pair I had there to be repaired, and have regretted it. Why is it that when I finally find a pair of workboots I like, they discontinue the style? I guess I will just buy a pair of Wesco boots.

ah, shoe repair
I constantly break the tips off of my high heels. As these are generally $100 a pair, a good investment as they're comfortable and professional looking, I really want to keep them around longer than a month (the average wear time of a pair of my high heels). So, I found a shoe repair shop. He fixes my heels for $5 a shoe and I only have to buy a few pairs of shoes a year.

God Bless you, shoe repair man.

Just lost our small town shoe repair
shop two months ago. Fixed everything from my family's shoes, baseball & soccer cleats and baseball gloves. Anything in leather.

He will be sorely missed.

It's sad
The only shoe repair shop in Fairbanks closed about a year ago. My husband's workboots, which had been repaired several times, just cost us $160 to replace. He figures they'll last two seasons. That same $160 could make the same pair of boots last 10 years if we still had a repair shop. It's rediculous that the junk sold on the mass market has made it financially impossible to repair good boots that could last a very long time with a little help.

Just another sign of the short-sightedness of our consumer oriented country. Some day we'll regret it, but by then, there will be no one to teach anyone how to repair shoes.

Paul, I thought I was crazy when I tried
to find a shoe repair shop. There were a few shops around 10 years ago, but now it seems they are all gone. There is no reason to try to repair the cheap junk shoes anymore.
They even turned me away when I wanted some Red Wing low top shoes re-soled. I just had shell out another $150.00 to buy another pair. At least, the Red Wings lasted me over five years and would still be fine if I did not run down one corner of the heels.
The junk they sell in regular stores have hollow soles that wear through in a month, or come loose completely.
I can also relate to the Chemistry issue. I took Organic and Inorganic Chemistry in College, and it was a trial at least. If there are any shoemakers out there, God Bless You!

Time for the next step
I have hard-to-fit feet, 9-1/2 EEEE with high insteps. To top it off, the left is slightly larger than the right. Regular shoe stores don't stock sizes beyond the third beta limit, and factory outlet shoe stores are consequently filled with medium widths. What puzzles me is why, in this computer age, someone doesn't develop a system that will measure your feet in 3-D with lasers, that will send the data over the internet to a factory that will custom make a pair of your choice. An added benefit is there would be no inventory to carry.
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