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Saturday, October 20, 2007
Patrick Ruffini :: Townhall.com Columnist
Miracle on the Bayou
by Patrick Ruffini
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Tonight, the man who may well be the Republican Party's brightest hope could take the reins of America's most ungovernable state. If you haven't heard of Bobby Jindal, almost certain to be the next Governor of Louisiana, it's partly because his sense of action and purpose about Louisiana post-Katrina is so strong that it's scared off any credible challengers, making this a boring race. The question is whether Jindal can do the next-to-impossible, clearing 50% plus one and winning Louisiana's "jungle primary" outright. No gubernatorial candidate in an open seat race has ever done that before in Louisiana history.

Normally, an aura of inevitability like this would take years in state politics to establish. If you know little about Jindal, what I'm about to say next will shock you.

Bobby Jindal is 36 years old.

In another year, in another state, the election of a "skinny kid with a funny name" made national headlines. Like Jindal, this precocious young politician was a lock to win. And when he did so in the shadow of the most closely-watched Presidential election in a generation, he made national headlines. The day the papers carried the headlines "Bush defeats Kerry" the next headline was "Obama takes Illinois."

Obama was immediately a national media sensation, and it wasn't because of his track record as a Constitutional Law professor at the University of Chicago. Jindal, the son of Indian immigrants, will make no such headlines on Sunday, or four weeks from now when he finishes the job. But unlike Obama, he has actually accomplished some real things. And he actually has chance to become President someday.

The media may ignore Bobby Jindal because he's a Republican, but the story of his political rise is no less powerful. In 1996, the 24-year old Rhodes Scholar and Congressional staffer got noticed by incoming Governor Mike Foster, and was put in charge of Louisiana's health system with responsibility for 40% of the state's budget. He turned his department's $440 million deficit into a $200 million surplus. In 2001, not even 30 yet, he was made an Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services in the incoming Bush Administration. His passion: health care. In his early twenties, he faced the choice between pursuing a joint legal-medical degree at Harvard or Yale, or the path that took him to Oxford and then to public service.

For someone who had made a career out of the public eye, reforming cumbersome bureaucracies, Jindal laid a surprisingly strong claim to the governor's office when he first ran in 2003. He finished first in the jungle primary and was anointed by Gov. Foster as his preferred successor.

But it wasn't to be.

In the runoff, Jindal was savaged by negative ads from the campaign of Democrat Kathleen Babineaux Blanco. The ads showed a darkened Jindal and called him a heartless bean-counter.

Instead of hitting back, Jindal took the high road. He refused to dignify what he believed were false smears with a full response. Going into the runoff, the race was tied. Jindal would wind up losing to the lesser Blanco by four points. He lost conservative northern Louisiana communities he should have won. That was the last time, Jindal resolved, that he would be blindsided by negative attacks.

Bobby would be back. A few weeks later, he announced for Congress, a race he easily won. It was in his first year that he and the state faced the defining event that would lead to the reckoning Louisiana faces now.

Where the hapless Blanco dithered and federal officials sat on their hands during Hurricane Katrina, Bobby Jindal was one who led. RedState's Ben Domenech tells the story of one helicopter pilot raring to save people from the deluge. They thought to ask for authorization to do the job of the Coast Guard. They called FEMA, the Department of Transportation, the military. No one could give them a straight answer.

So Jindal told the pilot, "Go in."

"You got me authorization?" replied the pilot.

"Yeah, I'm giving you your authorization right now," said the first-term Congressman.

In a country that's seen the Republican brand sag because of corruption and managerial incompetence, one state stands alone in returning to its Republican roots: Louisiana. That's because they've lived corruption and big government incompetence -- on steroids. And the party that failed Louisiana when lives were at stake were the Democrats. The people who felt the wrath of Katrina most directly blamed local Democrats, and not the distant Republican administration in Washington.

Louisiana has a chance -- a moment -- to reform a culture of corruption and cut its bloated government. While the rest of the South boomed, Louisiana was left behind, mired in a culture of dependence and corrupt, rent-seeking politicians. The one who's set to undo that tragic legacy that culminated in Katrina is Bobby Jindal, the anti-Huey Long.

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Patrick Ruffini is an online strategist dedicated to helping Republicans and conservatives achieve dominance in a networked era. He has seen American politics from every vantagepoint — as a campaign staffer, activist, and analyst.

Bobby Jindal, the anti-Huey Long
Thank you Mr. Ruffini! Bobby Jindal sounds a lot like Michael Steele and both are great examples of the New Republicans that can get things done without losing their Conservative Principles.
The Huey Long comparison to the failed Democrats in LA is very appropriate and may be applied to the entire D party today!

Scaring the Libs
That is why Condi is such a threat to the Dems. Were she to run for national office it would be hilarious to watch the Democrats and the Mainstream Media try to prove she was not only not a Black person but that she was also not a woman. Successful minorities are a dagger pointed at the heart of the Democrat party. Any minority that has not used the liberal template to get ahead must be marginalized.


Jindal? We'll See
The opportunity is there but so are the temptations to become part of the corruption. His passion - health care. Does that mean he will extend the state's free health care more than now? Rhodes Scholar and Oxford doesn't match with conservative. I thought that Rhodes and liberal went together. His track record after getting to Congress?

maybe massachusetts next?
we have a corrupt one-party state here, too.

Skin
Bobby Jindal is not black.

He is Indian.

However, it's all the same to mot conservatives... it is impossible to do too well in the Republican Party as a non-white male.

Republicans as a bloack don't like brown people.

To illustrate the problem
Over the past 100 years, Republicans have elected 1 black man to the Senate and 3 to the House of Representatives.

Democrats have elected two to the Senate (still pitiful, but better, and MUCH more recent--the last black Republican retired from the Senate in 1979).

Democrats have also elected 88 black people to the House of Representatives.


animalgirl
Given the destruction of the Black family at the hands of the Democrat party it would appear that being liked by the Democrats is a lot more dangerous than being disliked by the Republicans.

animalgirl
Addressing your comments on election of Black candidates. Republicans do not elect individuals to office, that is decided in general elections by everybody. It would appear to me your numbers indicate that liberal Blacks are elected more often than conservative Blacks.

Michael Steele, a conservative Black, lost his senate race last year in Maryland. He was put forth as a candidate by the Republicans. He was rejected by the people of Maryland in favor of a white Democrat. Does that indicate to you that a majority of the people in Maryland are racists?

get over yourself
Animalgirl, I guess the fact that repubs freed the slaves 'And voted to end segregation in the sixties isn't enough.And gee i'm pretty sure condi is black and colin powell, Uh justice Thomas? Oh thats right their the invisible blacks ,who marched off the democrat plantation!Please quit making assenine statements about republicans not liking blacks.You only diminish yourself and the blacks in this country who want to stand up for themselves! It sure as hell wasn't rebublicans who did all the aunt jemima cartoons of Miss Rice it was your liberal buddies. It seems strange that when Justice Thomas does a book tour promoting personal responsibility etc...suddenly nooses are popping up like daisies.Victimhood only serves to keep people in the "hood"Yeah there are still alot of racist as.holes out there but promoting division by counting black faces only adds fuel.Only conservative values can save this country, just ask your grandparents.someday you'll grow up,hopefully.

Why do lib posters go to TH
and blatantly lie through their teeth?

animalgirl writes: "it is impossible to do too well in the Republican Party as a non-white male."

"impossible" seems to indicate that there are no "non-whites" doing well in the Republican Party. So Condi, Steele, JC Watts, Jindal, and the hundreds of other non-white Republican office holders in the US are not "doing well"? Your comment animalgirl, is sophistry.

Furthermore, the primary reason that there are generally more minority politicians in the Dem party is because Dems love racial politics. Playing the race card in order to get elected simply demonstrates that the voters who elected the minority are, themselves, racists. The number of outright incompetent and corrupt minority politicians in the Dem party should be enough to show that race, not merit, is the driving force behind the "success" of these politicians.

If you are saying that the GOP should improve at pandering to racial and ethnic groups, sorry to disappoint. The GOP has long been the party of ideas. Becoming race pimps like the Democrat party is not something we should long for.



LOL
Gee, thanks for the laugh this morning!

"Republicans proved conclusively that government doesn't work...when THEY run it!"

Hilarious!!!!

The absurdity of that post is just too funny!
Sorry if you don't get the joke.

Dolly Llama
Excellent point but you failed to complete the sentence. It should read 'government doesn't work when THEY run it like Democrats'.

Animalgirl
You are too intelligent and too fair to be making statements like republicans as a block don't like brown people. Its in the same vein as saying democrats as a block are unpatriotic. We can certainly discuss why Dems elect more people of color and why reps appoint more people of color to high position, but blanket statements, though appealing perhaps as shortcuts, do not become you.

BTW Dolly Llama
I appreciate you stopping by my blog, but if your rebuttal is longer than one comment section will allow (you used three or four, I think) maybe you should write your own blog?

Trulib
Touche' Touche' Now if we could just get the GD RINOs to figure this out.

This quote
"The people who felt the wrath of Katrina most directly blamed local Democrats, and not the distant Republican administration in Washington"

Has me a bit confused or maybe the author is a bit disconnected from reality. If it did have a bearing on how local voters views how did Nagen win election again. Republicans cannot assume that becouse we see so clearly the failings of the Democrats that so too the rest of the public.

animalgirl
Did you read(or try to) the article?

Dolly lama what you miss in
the failure of many Republicans is not that government doesnt work when they(Republicans) run it but that for most issues in life government doesnt work and no matter who tries to ever increase the size and scope of government's role in peoples lives the temptation for corruption and the inablility to meet the individuals desires for happiness are insurmountable.

doug
Gee, you had to go and explain the joke, didn't you? tsk tsk.

Doug
Would it be reasonable to question the judgement of voters in New Orleans given the disaster in waiting that is that city.'I live below sea level in hurricane alley and when the sh*t hits the fan it is George Bush's fault' is evidence of suspect capacity for reasoning. We can call it NODS, New Orleans Derangement Syndrome.

Mrs Paddy sorry I oft
give away the punch line before it can be properly delivered its my elevated simpleton capibility for stating the painfully obvious to the opaquely blind.(sp?)

doug
well, okay...but don't let it happen again. LOL

Trulib it would be enourmously
appropriate to question New Orleans voter judgement

The NODS, that being the full blown matured version of BDS? Where ones ability to discern reality of water arising above one's nose dictates the need for one to get one's butt off the chair on the porch and start swimming to higher ground instead of waiting in the chair for fema

mrs paddy uhh... simpleton here
ya gotta take me as I am I can no more help throwing out the punch line then liberals can stop looking to govment for the cure. ;-)

mrs paddy
I guess I don't understand some of these comments. Recent history tells us the libs/dims are the ones hung up over color. The dims take blacks for granted knowing they get 90% of their votes. Who is talking about obama being black enough. Who refers to blacks who are repubs as oreos. Who continually talks of racists, which by their thinking are always repubs. The dims are so hung up over color they think this is the defining issue they should pay attention to us. When will this lib types start thinking of people as americans who are capable of achievement rather than always thinking color has some barrier they must overcome by govt programs. But bobby jindal is the real deal. If he were a dim they would be having orgasmistic type spasms over this superstar. That he has the audacity to be a repub brings into question his credentials and his accomplishm,ents. Too bad louisiana and new orleans didn't look at the lightweights they elected when blanco and nagin won at the polls.

Doug
I would think NODS is a symptom of BDS infection. Once BDS is present just about anything can spring forth in the infected individual.

Wouldn't 'Waiting in the Chair for FEMA' be a good title for a C&W song?

trulib yeah good title only
if National endowment for the arts approved.....gotta go be back latter. Nods bds not sure how that works wounder if their is an epideamioligist (whoa thats a big word and seeing how I tried is no doubt spelt wrong) that could help us out with that.

Any Songwriters
We need the lyrics for 'Waiting in the Chair for FEMA'. Could be C&W, maybe Hip Hop (but then no one would listen). Hey, a folk music rendition sung by Joan Baez, thats the ticket.

ANIMALGIRL

.....In the past I thought you were biased but I gave you credit for having a modicum of intelligence ...I guess I was being too generous ...

.....can I imply from your statement that you think that Dem/Libs love brown people? ...or do they just love their votes and as soon as they get them they will sell them down the river into perpetual poverty the same way they did to blacks ...

.....Morgan Freeman said that the way to end racism is too stop talking about it ...but that's all you Dem/Libs ever want talk about ...

...so who are the racists among us? ...that's right ...look in the mirror ...BTW how's little Cantelope? .....COLOSSUS

to the tune, "Someone's in the kitchen..
with Dinah, Strumming on the old Banjo"

Waitin' in my chair for FEMA
Waitin' in my chair all day
Waitin' in my chair for FEMA
To come and take us away.

(spoken)
How highs the water Momma?
3 Feet high and risin
How highs the water Poppa?
4 Feet high and risin

Waitin' in my chair for FEMA
Waitin' in my chair all day
Waitin' in my chair for FEMA
To come and take us away.


TRULIB - CITY OF NEW ORLEANS

"THE TRAIN PULLS OUT AT KANAKEE
ROLLS ALONG PAST HOUSES, FARMS AND FIELDS.
PASSIN' TRAINS THAT HAVE NO NAMES,
FREIGHT YARDS FULL OF OLD BLACK MEN
AND THE GRAVEYARDS OF RUSTED AUTOMOBILES.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YOU?
DON'T YOU KNOW ME I'M YOUR NATIVE SON,
I'M THE TRAIN THEY CALL THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS,
I'LL BE GONE FIVE HUNDRED MILES WHEN THE DAY IS DONE". .....COLOSSUS

When is the last time.......

...That liberals got excited about one of their own cutting costs and controlling inflation.??.

Never. They don't control costs and if they did they would be....................Republicans.

Whether Bobby Jindal was a Demoncrat or not is a moot question. He would be disowned by the party of spend, spend and please spend some more.

baseballdoc
The song can't have the train going anywhere. If the train does go some place it has to be empty. I got it, the train is full but it is going to New Orleans and it is full of TV reporters.

Mr. Dolly Llama...

What's with the double LL in Llama. Are you a pack animal from the Andes or just someone who likes Australia better than the U.S.A. Yes, I read your posts to Mrs Paddy.

I understand. Don't think I don't. But while you enumerate the forty reasons why the U.S.A. is on a down hill slope, you make no analysis of why or what to do about it. You are saying the same things a lot of us have and are saying. On the other hand you seem to carry it just a bit too far and with no hope of reversing an obvious problem you stick it in the face of George Bush. Gee, I am mad at the guy for leaving the border open too. But he didn't suddenly invent the problem. Most of our problems you enumerated very well are and were caused by being to liberal.

Remember now, the PM in Aussie land just advised the Islamists very publicly that they may not expect Australia to change or make exceptions for them. Now that is what is and has been needed both in the U.S. and in the fabled Alice in Wonderland, aka, the European Community.

So what's it going to be.??. Are you going to get in to the fight and fight or just make cute remarks from the side lines.??.


Way to go dollface
As I indicated on Mrs Paddys blog. You are an active member of Agnew's posse. Nattering Nabobs of Negativism..NNN. I also have lived in Europe and the middle east. Among the sweetest things that ever happened to me was the day I returned to my HOME. The USA! Liberals are among the most unhappy people on earth. They seem unable to appreciate anything. Unless they can find someone as negative and unhappy with life as they are.
Bobby (aka UncleB)

Farmer'sWife
Welcome to the wonderful world of parody-writing! I loved it!

The troll mentioned
something about the GOP losing the presidency if it swings right.

Based on what possible evidence?

The GOP loses when it swings left EVERY TIME.

It is axiomatic in American politics that politicians move right to get elected and the move left once they are in office in order to buy votes with government handouts.

The GOP, of late, has been braindead on this issue and hence, the losses in '06.

To retain political power in America, campaign to the right and govern to the right. History bears this out.



farmers wife pretty good start
I wonder what it would be like set to sittin on the dock of the bay

Maybe like

sittin on the porch all day watchin katrina roll my way

well nagin he says he will employ while he tells the feds to go away

and Im just sittin on the porch all day lookin for fema to roll my way..

love the Johnny Cash how highs the water momma

like momma and poppa were the mayor and govenor

also like the idea of a contest to write a song trulib to the title I encourage everyone to give a try at it and maybe we could.....

should be
nagin says he will employ me...

For animalgirl
Then how did Jindal win a Congressional seat for LA--making the Indian-American community "evened" in congressional party picks (first one was D.S. Saund, Democrat for Burbank 1956-1962; "evened" by Jindal, Republican for LA).

Now you're talkin'!
These are the kinds of stories and candidates we need. We don't need no stinkin' Liberal Party former NYC mayor in the GOP race. I look forward to watching how Jindal's career progresses. We could sure use it.

Good Morning America:
Sitting in the City of New Orleans
Hey Don't ya know me? I'm your welfare son.
Nagin says the city here is chocolate
Race won't matter anyhow when Katrina's done.

We sat here waiting for the storm
We thought we'd all be safe from harm
But nature rightly has the name of Mother.

Katrina came, our town was done
The levees broke, the water run
Manifest loss for the folks that depended on others.

So, good morning America, how are ya?
Say don't ya know me, I'm your welfare son?
It's the ruined town, the city of New Orleans
We'll be wasting more taxpayer dough 'fore the deal is done.

Future Stars for the GOP
Jindal is certainly an up-and-comer. So is the governer of Alaska. She's a true conservative and defies all the stereotypes of the NOW gang. Here's her website:

http://www.gov.state.ak.us/

animal girl
Please list for me all the black senators and reps.that were outstanding.Outside of Shirley Chisolm I can't think of any

union dude
are you saying that john conyers, sheila jackson lee, charlie rangel maxine waters, william jefferson and bill clinton don't make you list of superstars

mrs. Paddy
That should go to Paul Shanklin. Good job, poetry is something that my mind can't create and I admire those that can.

union dude
Oh, so you are saying that black Congressmen must have been mediocre because they were black?

Fantastic way to show that conservatives aren't racist.

To clarify my previous statement, I am aware that many conservatives aren't racist. However, the GOP has actively pandered to racists in the South since Nixon, beginning with his not-very-secret Southern Strategy (to appeal, as his strategist said, to 'Negrophobes')

In fact, many GOP members cravenly supported the Civil Rights Act because they thought it would stir up racism in the South and give them an entree to appeal to white voters in the South for the first time since Reconstruction. That's why, immediately after passage of the Civil Rights Act, they threw their arms open to segregationists like Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms, whom the Democrats got rid of.

Then don't forget Reagan opening his campaign in Philadelphia Mississippi, or Bush speaking at Bob Jones, which had a ban on interracial dating (and hadn't admitted black students at all until a lawsuit by the feds in 1979.

The GOP shouldn't pander to minorities, they should QUIT pandering to racists.

ANIMALGIRL

.....Thanks for proving my point ...Dem/Libs just can't stop talking about racism .....COLOSSUS

TruLib
Why Thank you! Shanklin is one of my heroes!

Don't know why, but poems have always come pretty easily to me. Also lyrics for songs etc.

It's fun, especially when I'm inspired! LOL

FARMERS WIFE AND MRS PADDY

..... Those parodys were great ...right up there with Paul Shanklin ...

"So, good morning America how are ya?
Say don't ya know me, I'm your welfare son?
It's the ruined town, the city of New Orleans
We'll be wasting more taxpayer dough 'fore the deal is done."

.....I love it ...it's a keeper .....COLOSSUS

MRS PADDY

.....Look up some studios in Nashville ...they are always looking for new material .....COLOSSUS

Attacking Reps for Supporting Jindal?
Animalgirl,
I read through this entire thread, and you are the only person making judgements. Most of the posts were praising and supporting Jindal, and you took that and twisted it to suit your need to accuse Republicans of something that is not true. I am a Republican, and I am not a racist, nor would I ever discriminate against a person based on race, religon, gender, or any other reason. Also you said: "Over the past 100 years, Republicans have elected 1 black man to the Senate and 3 to the House of Representatives." Voters elect the canidates, which means that the canidates did not win due to lack of votes from Reps and DEMS!
Thank you.

To my fans (LOL)
Just posted this one on another thread.
Unelectable parody #2 (new and improved)

To the tune of Call Me Irresponsible
(you may add the candidate of your choice in place of Me)

Call Me unelectable
Say I'm not respectable
Throw in just lamentable too!

Do our Conservative values bore you?
Where's a Reagan Republican?
We'd adore you!

Yes you're unelectable
Conservative values, undetectable
When the MSM is our guide!

Show one strong and ethical
Not some phony who's theoretical
We'd just love a shot one last time!

We're justifiably mad at you!

Call us just unreasonable
We want values that are observable
Throw in not negotiable too!

Do our Founding Fathers confuse you?
Sovreignty and Pride in all we do
That would elect you.

Isn't it understandable?
We'd like thrift to be quantifiable
No border fence is inexcusable too!

Don't be so lamentable
We'd like you to be accountable
Values, verifiable too!

We need a salvaged Republic too!

Sorry folks
This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands. LOL

Most here have pegged A-G
It's obvious that 'animal girl' (appropriate handle for a leftist who worships at the alter of liberalism) is a spinning and lying dem operative. Such a person sees racism in anyone uninvited to the professor's wine and cheese party, and will never recognize their own obsession with race as racism itself.

To her, if Jindal is a republican, and perhaps a conservative, he's not really of Indian ancestry because he refuses to tow the lib dictated line (sorry, but I'm sick of lib made up hyphenated terms - if you don't like it or it offends you, too bad).

animal girl
I know this will make absolutely no impact on your point of view, but you really need to take off the blinders and look at the Real world around you.

I'm Chippewa Indian. I hate hyphens too grubby07, and I refuse to use Native-american, (the word native brings up tarzan images in my head) And I vote mostly republican, does this mean I'm no longer an Indian in your world animalgirl? Or maybe I just hate myself so I vote for racist Republicans.

Yes I've been the victim of racism, 3 times to be exact. Twice by blacks in Detroit, and once by Mexicans in Houston. I didn't ask their political preference, but from their actions I'd say they were Democrats.

I see animalgirl as a 14 year old white chick with a really bad case of Indignance. Or maybe an aging hippie who never made it mentally past 14. Of course maybe I'm just being a racist republican. :op


Robert: Last night I tried to pop a big ugly pimple on Hal's shoulders.
Turned out to be his head.

Deception Is Democrats Game
Democrats in Washington assume that Americans are stupid and can't see through their deception.

Who are these people? They certainly are not offspring from the old Democratic Party.
They seem to promote another form of government without shame.

The attitude of assumption of the American voter will destroy them..But, of course they will blame it on someone else...they have no moral conscience.

"What a Tangled Web We Weave, When We Practice To Decieve"


Jack Savage
Jindal is an Indian from India. I understand you're of the American variety.

With regard to whatever your personal ethnicity is, it really comes down to how you handle it. If you're democrat, chances are you're not able to but if you're a republican, chances are that you've MATURED enough to be able to.

Some people never achieve that level of maturity - others arrive there at various points in their lives.

But never believe that someone else can achieve it for you or that they have your best interests at heart - that's the big lie of liberalism.
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