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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Mike Adams :: Townhall.com Columnist
Five Great Cigars and Why I Smoke Them
by Mike Adams
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I spent some of the money I saved from my gun budget on a box of Romeos. I bought some bullets, too.

  1. Rocky Patel Edge Sumatra Toro. This is a full bodied cigar with a fantastic hardwood taste and aroma. The 6-inch 52-ring version has surpassed the Edge Corojo as my favorite by Rocky Patel. There are about thirty of these aging in my humidor right now.

There’s a fellow who’s been writing nasty messages to me ever since he saw one of my speeches on CSPAN in July of 2006. His messages have often been very hostile. He even attacked me once after I suffered the loss of a child to a miscarriage. The urge to track down this seemingly bitter old man has been pretty overwhelming at times. But, over the last few months, his messages to me have been losing their edge.

This man used to take the position that “religion spoils everything.” His first several dozens emails were characterized by a pathological fear of Christianity. But, just a few days ago, after reading my column “The Prisoner” he wrote the following: “Thank you. It is a shame that some extremists have to spoil religion for everyone.

This man is probably only a few short months away from accepting Christ. When he does, I’ll smoke an Edge Sumatra. Then I’ll smoke another “V” for victory.

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Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus.
 
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What's that smell?
Cigars smell like caca. Kind of looks like it too.

Up your nose and down your throat
Maybe Mikee is blowing smoke to make political points, dunno. Limbaugh does it. But cigar smoke is not exactly what Mikee's cardiologist will want to hear about, when the medics roll him into ER. Not good for urinary/kidney system either- visit to the urologist is no fun.

Take cigar money and donate it to a good charity. Bet Jesus would like Mikee more if Mikee did that. Or did Jesus smoke?
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