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Monday, June 14, 2004
Mike Adams :: Townhall.com Columnist
My apology to the Arab world
by Mike Adams
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I am also sorry that cleaning up the mess in Iraq is taking so long. It only took Saddam Hussein about 30 years to accomplish all he did in the realm of human rights. Come to think of it, that?s about ten years less than the duration of our War on Poverty in the U.S. Come to think of it, I?m sorry we haven?t sent all of our gang bangers from South Central Los Angeles to Fallujah.

I am sorry that every time the terrorists hide, it just happens to be inside a ?Holy Site.?

I am sorry that Muslim extremists have not yet apologized for the U.S.S.
Cole, the embassy bombings, and for flying a plane into the World Trade Center, which collapsed in part on Saint Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, which is one of our Holy Sites.

I am sorry that we have not taken a portion of the diet of Michael Moore and shipped it to one of your starving villages in the Middle East. You need it Moore (pun intended) than he does.

I am sorry that your only supporters are professors, journalists, and other assorted Leftists who also support homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, partial birth abortion, and everything that you abhor in this world. I am sorry that everyone else in America is against you.

Finally, I am sorry that I am going to have to end this apology by asking you to kiss the right side of my conservative butt. I?m probably just having a bad day.

For that I am truly sorry.

Dr. Mike S. Adams (www.DrAdams.org) is author of ?Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel.? (http://www.dradams.org/ivory_tower.html). He is truly sorry if this editorial offended anyone. Well, not really.
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Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus.
 
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Reply # 1
Date: Jun 26, 2008 - 11:52 AM EST
Hey Chainsaw
Good advice. I've just bookmarked truthorfiction.com. I received the email that credited the essay to General Pitman. Another site for Internet rumors is Snopes.com which said the essay was in fact written by (the fabulous) Dr. Adams. (Addition of the words "the fabulous" represent the opinion of the author of this comment.)

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Date: Jun 22, 2008 - 12:18 AM EST
June 21, 2008
This article by Mike Adams made its way onto the Internet and was eventually modified by various eager beavers who had no intention of letting Adam's article stand as it was. It was just fine without others trying to add their 2 cents.

Then, unfortunately, the pranksters went further and attributed the "letter" to Marine Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman. General Pitman has considerable standing of his own, having served for 38 years. He was a pilot in Vietnam and was shot down 7 times. You can check him out via Google if inclined; his story doesn't stop in Vietnam.

Bottom line: Every single time someone gets some "really neat" story that they email to you, before you pass it on as truth I recommned going to the Truth or Fiction site (truthorfiction.com) to check it out first. They have kept me from passing on a lot of rumors.
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