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Thursday, August 23, 2007
Michael Reagan :: Townhall.com Columnist
Just Shut Up, Go Home, and Take Your Kid with You
by Michael Reagan
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You would have thought the United States had committed some unforgivable crime against humanity if you listened to the howls of rage emitting from a horde of liberals whining over the fate of an illegal alien who played them for suckers.

Her name is Elvira Arellano and whatever else she may be, she’s a master propagandist who knows full well just which buttons to push to unleash a flood of liberal do-gooder tears from those who don’t recognize a con man (or woman) even when the con is so obvious a ten-year-old could see it.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, for the past year Sra. Arellano has been playing the part of a victim of heartless U.S. immigration laws that demand that she be deported just because as a serial illegal alien she just plain doesn’t belong north of the U.S.-Mexican border, which she has long used a her own personal revolving door.

As part of her con game she managed to find a clergyman who was willing to offer her sanctuary in his church, which she used as a pulpit to preach about the injustice of being persecuted by a brutal government that wanted to ship her south of the border. She wailed it would separate her from her 8-year-old son, the by-product of some furtive sexual encounter with a man she either refuses to identify or whose identity has somehow slipped her mind (if she ever knew in the first place).

Elvira has made herself into the poster girl for amnesty for all illegal aliens, and it’s been a spectacle to watch how she’s done it. Especially since neither she nor her son can speak a word of English.

Safe from the grasping hands of the immigration cops who risked being boiled in media oil had they violated the alleged sanctuary, she created a flood of stories depicting her plight at the hands of the heartless Feds.

Needless to say, the wooly-headed liberals who dominate the media managed to avoid writing about or broadcasting the sordid tale of the real Elvira Arellano. As a result, when justice finally prevailed and she was sent packing by the immigration authorities, a great cry of agony arose from the left and from the illegal immigration community, which cannot understand why most Americans labor under the false belief that people here in the U.S. should obey the law, especially when the law says those wishing to reside within our borders should abide by the laws that restrict immigration to those willing to obey the immigration laws.

Elvira was not among their number. She had one rallying cry – she would not leave the U.S. because to do so would separate her from her beloved love-child, who is legally an American citizen since he was born here. Continued...

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Michael Reagan, the eldest son of Ronald Reagan, is heard daily by over 5 million listeners via his nationally syndicated talk radio program, “The Michael Reagan Show.”
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Gee,Reaganite; The close to 700 billion dollars, is a quote, from an article in the New York times. The wall street journal has also noted that social security will be more bankrupt than it already is, without, the contribution of those hated "illegals" I'll skip the econ course,aqnd let the nobel lauriets in economics speak on my behalf. My grammar may not be as good as yours, but at least I am not a bigot, like the rest of your compadres, who hate brown skin people so much, they are in the process of comitting economic hari kiri. just to keep america white. Just proves my point that you all have to be mentally deficient, and morally bankrupt.

Take an econ course and get back to us
patriot:"Most of the people writing in this blog, quite frankly, sound slightly mentally deficient,..."

Ouch, that hurts, especially coming from someone who can't handle basic grammar and punctuation. I'd guess either you had whole language instruction in English or that English is your second language.

$700,000,000,000 has been paid in social security taxes by Mexicans? Mowing lawns and washing dishes must be more lucrative than I thought. I hate to burst your bubble, but there is no magical social security fund, special or otherwise. They spend it as they take it in.

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