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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Lorie Byrd :: Townhall.com Columnist
President Chucklehead
by Lorie Byrd
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Last year during the presidential campaign, some comedians explained the reason there were so many more jokes being made on television about John McCain than Barack Obama was because nothing about Obama was funny.  The One was a bit too perfect and free of flaws to provide much fodder for joke writers. 

Never mind that he had said there were 57 states.  Or that he frequently stammered through sections of speeches when his teleprompter malfunctioned.  Or any of the other mistakes he made.  Most of them received little media coverage and even less ridicule from comics.

The New York Times even looked into the matter and ran a piece on it.  In it Mike Sweeney, the head writer for Conan O'Brien on "Late Night," said the jokes would come as soon as Obama said or did something that defines him in comedy terms, but then admitted another reason Obama was not being made the butt of late night jokes.  “A lot of people are excited about his candidacy," Sweeney said. “It's almost like: ‘Hey, don't go after this guy. He's a fresh face; cut him some slack.’”  Mike Barry, who writes for David Letterman said, “The thing is, he's not buffoonish in any way.  He's not a comical figure.”

Some comedians even talked about a comedy recession.  Jon Stewart said, “I agree that Barrack Obama is a good for America and for the world.  The problem for us comedians is, he’s just not that funny…He’s smart, a great leader and he has squeaky clean wholesome image.  But what are we supposed to make fun of?  His ears?  I’m scared.”

Many of the jokes that were told about Obama did not target Obama or any of his mistakes, but rather played off his greatness or targeted President Bush or Republicans in comparison to the near perfect Obama.

While many television comedians were blind to the gaffes candidate Obama made, they surely have to see that President Obama is providing plenty of fodder for late night comedy writers today.  Those on conservative blogs have certainly not had any trouble finding comedy material before or after the election.

During the campaign there were several occasions when Obama’s teleprompter malfunctioned, resulting in an eruption of uh’s, er’s and ah’s.  Obama’s recent “Special Olympics” comment on Jay Leno’s show highlighted the foot-in-mouth problem he often has when he goes off script. Bloggers have used Obama’s Teleprompter (aka TOTUS -- Teleprompter of the United States) as the inspiration for some funny stuff.  During the campaign, Iowahawk created a video in which Obama’s teleprompter revolted and threatened to malfunction if certain demands were not met, including being provided with “a new tuffbox case with the velvet egg crate padded lining.”  As President, Obama has continued to rely on TOTUS even more.  Recently Caleb Howe at Redstate and the blog The Right Scoop (among others) inserted TOTUS into Photoshopped pictures of Obama in various stages of life including photos of him as a toddler, as a high school basketball player and even in the famous “abs” photo of Obama on the beach.  Many on the right now refer to TOTUS as President Obama’s BFF (best friend forever).

Those on the right are no longer the only ones finding Obama humor.  Late night comedians are now making more jokes about President Obama than they did candidate Obama, but he has yet to get the full out Bush treatment and probably never will.  As this David Letterman joke shows, he’s still their guy: “How about President Barack Obama's first primetime press conference last night? He was cogent, eloquent, and in complete command of the issues. I'm thinking to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do with that?”

Maybe comedians have had so much trouble laughing at Obama because he has had a bit of trouble laughing at himself.  In August, J. Peter Freire wrote of candidate Obama’s humor, “Obama is not a threat to the Republic because of his radical politics. Rather, his humor is the more clear and present danger. He's as funny as a laser guided toothache.  The problem isn't that Obama attempts jokes now and again that don't come off. The problem is that his humor is completely chilly. His repertoire is an awkward collection of self-conscious half jokes. And whenever he thinks on his feet to come up with a quick retort, the results are decidedly sub-sub-par…Generally speaking, there are two themes for Obama ‘jokes’: ‘I'm Great,’ and ‘I'm Only Pretty Great.’”

After spending the first two months of his presidency forecasting doom and gloom, President Obama has been yukking it up lately.  As the first sitting president ever to appear on the Tonight show with Jay Leno, he came up with this gem when Leno asked about the White House bowling alley.  “I have been practicing… I bowled a 129.”  The audience laughed and Leno replied “that’s very good, Mr. President.”  Then Obama added his own little punch line saying, “It’s like - it was like Special Olympics, or something.”   Unfortunately when he decided to go the self-deprecating humor route, which is generally the most effective, the result was to unwittingly make a joke about people with disabilities.

This weekend on 60 Minutes Steve Kroft asked Obama if he was “punch drunk” because he seemed to literally be laughing out loud about the troubles the country is facing.

“You're sitting here. And you're— you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, ‘I mean, he's sitting there just making jokes about money—’ How do you deal with— I mean: explain. . .” Kroft asked him, “Are you punch-drunk?”

Laughing, Obama replied, “No, no. There's gotta be a little gallows humor to get you through the day.”

Ain’t that the truth?  I know exactly how he feels.  Ever since the election I’ve needed gallows humor to get me through the day, too.

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It doesn't matter.......................




........if he can't laugh at himself or he's just plain not funny - as a President, he SUCKS - and that is the bottom line - and unfortunately, that is the LEAST funny thing about him.


Sorry liberals, it's the truth, and the truth hurts.

Obama funny?
Mark Steyn said that Obama was either a marxist or an imcompetent. Not much room for humor there. Except when he was laughing at the Steve Kroft interview, Steyn thought he was laughing at us. I have to agree that I've seen fewer people as arrogant.

I sense a cartoon where everyone has jumped off of buildings and the markets and the economy are in a shambles as missles with Arabic or Russian letters on them are coming into the scene, and on the last building standing is a large sign hanging that says, "Mission accomplished!"(signed by the one you've been waiting for)

Obama,he's quite mad,you know.
It's not just the Chicago Gangster.Pelosi,Reid,Dodd,Emmanuel,Waxman,Rangel,Waters,etc.Biden and Frank,for God's sake.With the large number of high-functioning deranged people in power,Letterman's writers can find no humor?The Enemies list in Axelrod's office is already crowded.You won't be noticed.How about the inane grin on Barry's face?Look in Pelosi's eyes.Stop the jokes about Palin's family and McCain's age.Have some courage.

Say what?
Not buffoonish? Surely you jest.

Punch drunk? He was stoned!!!
And that's what we ought to do - stone him and all his Satanic, Nazi sychopants.

Laughing
Obama is laughing at how easy it has been to destroy us. He is laughing at the fact that in less than three months he has been able to pass enormous spending bills that will surely bankrupt us and he knows that there is more to come. He is laughing because people like the MSM are still fawning over him. He is laughing because he and his crew (Soros, Wright and Ayers) are on the way to putting this country on its knees. His is arrogant and quite sick. He will continue to let Pelosi and Reid do whatever they want as long as they are spending us into poverty. We are becoming a socialist country quickly, he is laughing because this has all been so much easier than he thought.

He was high
His eyes looked like he had been smoking pot. I noticed it right away.

O B A M A
This is worth repeating many times:

O --- ONE
B --- BIG
A --- A** (the slang word for donkey)
M --- MISTAKE
A --- AMERICA

TUT TUT! OH TOTUS
Obama hung with radicals in college. He was probably always hanging out with "people of color" as they say. Now he is having to interface closely with lots of caucasians. I think this makes him very uncomfortable. He probably used anti-white jokes and ridicule as one of his mainstays of humor. Now that door is no longer open to him in public. His humor is a mask for that dis-ease and not a very entertaining one. If he sees whitey as the oppressor and other races as the oppressed, well, gallows humor takes on a new meaning. He's just not comfortable and it comes out in his off-center humor.

I also think he has Attention Deficit Disorder and must use the Teleprompter because his memory is faulty. He has many signs of having this ADD. Look it up. You may see from his restless behavior just what I mean.

We have to see him for who he is truly-- a fallible human and a president who seems to want to escape Washington. I wonder if he will try to blame Bush for that!

Gallows humor
I think Jessica Coen of New York Magazine Online nailed this morning on "Red Eye" on FNC. She doesn't think Hoosey meant "gallows" humor, but, rather "Gallos" humor, as in Ernst and Julio Gallo. I must admit that he did look drunk.

Sick Humor
Here is some sick humor:

OBAMA wants to impose a "Hammer & Sickle" anemia upon the US

Obama's Split Personality
I think Obama has split personality disorder. His black self is, and has been, in control so far but every once in awhile the white self must have popped up, courtesy of his white grandmother, a former bank v.p., and asked, "Barry, do you know what the hell you're doing? You're writing a check that is going to bounce big time."

The ascent of Barack Obama, his supporters, and chorus, however, makes those of us who never achieved great wealth or fame laugh our heads off. For some of us Americans still practice that hallowed American characteristic of restraining worship of any man or woman, no matter how powerful or wealthy. We always remember they put on their pants one leg at a time. Alas, the Obamamites have lost that supremely American virtue.


Reps need to get back on message
I'm disappointed that so many pundits on the Right continue to focus on a litany of niggling issues re Obama like the Leno appearance and the bowling joke.

This does nothing but hurt Rep chances in 2010 by portraying the Reps as grasping at any straw to denigrate Obama...engaging in partisan slagging for short term political gain.

A better approach is for Reps to focus like a laser on those issues that are truly significant and will win back swing voters in 2010. Here's a few for starters:

-The fact that the $800B stimulus was very short on "stimulus" and long on paybacks to Dem special interest groups.
-The fact that the govt can't even explain where all the $800B went.
-The fact that Obama is NOT focusing like a laser on the economy; instead he gets off message by talking about radical expansion of all manner of socialist programs.
-Obama's push for Cap & Trade. An absurd sop to enviromental radicals that will exponentially raise energy costs in the near term...and during a bad recession to boot!!

There are plenty of legit issues to hit Obama with, and the economic ones are what Reps should be focusing on. Need to get this message to the pundits and get them ON message.

President Blithering Halfwit Orangutan
Is riding for a fall. His NEGATIVES are in STEEP ascent.

Re: Glowbama!!!
The reason why this clown is yuking it up is because he knows that he can't be stopped and that the money from his book deal and all of the under the table money that is showing up in his bank account is going to make this clown very rich and he does not care about your 401k or that the market is tanking and that bonus checks went out and the like, because this STATIST is going to personal ruin America and "RESHAPE" America and we will not even stop it because of apathy and " I can't do anything about it" attitude, so why should'nt he sit arround and yuke it up, he knows he can!!!!

Food for fun
Obama has already broken the egg of promise guess what? Those who voted for him -- the YOKE is on YOU!
How's this? Humpty Obama sits on wall
Humpty Obama is due for a fall
All the "Messiah's" donkeys
(Democrats) and all his Chicago
friends,
Won't be able to help him at
Judgement Day's end.




vomit humor
Communism is not funny.

Diane, you are spot on with your analysis.

Oh, There is a Comedy Recession Alright
Letterman and Stewart are too partisan to be
funny anymore.

And Obama is on 60 Minutes giggling like he
had just smoked marijuana.

Anybody else think he was high on something?

Americans under surveillance
Hope that no one is Anti-Abortion, a war protester, a Ron Paul supporter, a member of a third party, or a member of the Campaign for Liberty. If you are you may be "on the radar" of the U.S. Government.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/03/23/fus ion-centers-expand-criteria-identify-militia-members/

Here is a link to the report

http://www.scribd.com/doc/13290698/The-Modern-Militia-Movem entMissouri-MIAC-Strategic-Report-20Feb09-

He certainly doesn't
seem to be 'at home' in the "White House"; he's everywhere BUT the White House it seems. As they say putting a pig in a palace doesn't make him a prince.

I can't speak to his condition on either program as I try not to listen to him, much less look at him, unless it can't be avoided. What would be gallows humor to anyone else in the White House is probably deadly serious to Obama, he takes his self-anointed role as Messiah that seriously.

It *would* be funny if it weren't so fraught with danger for all of us.

Obama laughing
They do say that when you dont know what your doing you will laugh it off. He knows exactly what he is doing thats the sad part of it all. He is taking our country right down the tubes.

Obama laughing
They do say that when you dont know what your doing you will laugh it off. He knows exactly what he is doing thats the sad part of it all. He is taking our country right down the tubes.

Obamageddon
Obama laughed on 60 minutes because he was proud of all the damage he has done to America..He learned well under J.Wright..

ALLISON AL - 10:16

.....YES! ...

.....I remember years ago when the very cool and suave GEORGE SANDERS appeared on the JOHNNY CARSON show ...

.....The usually serious and articulate SANDERS had a very bad case of the giggles and could barely control himself ...a few years later he passed on from a rumored overdose ...OBAMBI has already admitted that he was a coke-head in his youth ...maybe randon drug tests should be required for all Government employees and officials .....COLOSSUS

Jon (Leibowitz) said that Hussein is ...
... "smart."

And that, as far as it goes, is true.

But as far as it goes is that Hussein is to "smart," what little Micky Jackson is to heterosexuality.

And/or that the Goebbelsesque propagandist polemicist, Jonathon Stuart Leibowitz, is to veracity and to humor.

Brian Richard Allen
Los Angeles - CalifOBAMBIcated 90028 -- and the Far Abroad

GEORGE NY

.....OBAMBI is your COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ...

.....To me he is the CELEBRITY-IN-CHARGE thanks to maggots like you ...

.....I am a political prisoner in an alien land under the rule of a foreign national ...welcome to Zimbabwe in America .....COLOSSUS

Off key and off timing
0bama misunderstands the concept of gallows humor. A condemned man, on his way to the gallows making a joke. The pain and suffering was only for the gallows-intended. 0bama is making jokes while OTHERS are in pain and suffering. 0bama does not suffer, he laughs. This man does not understand real America. It's just his laboratory to generate a new and "better" communist country.

George, #24, solutions...
Yes, I and other limited-government conservatives have many solutions to offer, but our solutions are mischaracterized as "doing nothing", or "same-old", "tired", etc.

My solutions are two-pronged. Fix/endure the symptoms, and fix the underlying problems.

Symptoms: let the toxic failing companies fail. New, better companies will pick up the pieces, and with the underlying problems fixed, will build better companies on more solid footing. This will be painful, but will have an end in sight, and with positive results.

Underlying problems: rescind government intrusions into the market that actually caused all this toxicity. Stop forcing banks to lend to non-creditworthy borrowers. Introduce a new, common sense paradigm that says not everyone should have a 500K house. Perhaps some should be in 800/month apartments. Poor credit risks should probably not be given credit. Mortgages should not be given for 250 percent of the house's value.

This is overly simplistic due to space and time constraints. But there are alternatives to the throwing away of trillions of dollars (with a T) as if Monopoly money, that we simply will never be able to repay.

george
Gee....he's black? that changes every thing. Conservatives are concerned about what's between his ears, not what color they are.

So far the only pithy comeback you lefties can come up with is "he's black & we won". Real mental giants aren't you.

The Image IS the joke!!
Fun article. I've read about all these gaffes and need to laugh so as not to throw things. However, noted the total lack of initiative and...fear, maybe? amongst the comedians in the following comment,

"Obama is a good for America and for the world. The problem for us comedians is, he’s just not that funny…He’s smart, a great leader and he has squeaky clean wholesome image."

Yes, indeed, IMAGE. I, as a smoker who knows well the universal HATRED of smokers, would love to see and hear more jokes or mimes of Obama sneaking a butt now and then. Wholesome image??? Trust me, one picture with Obama smoking will never see the light of day. I am certain that this is a massive reason for the restrictions on photographers in the WH.

I won't even bother mentioning the ludicrous notion that Obama is either smart or a great leader.

One picture with a Lucky...a beautiful thing.

J-10
How do these Liberal Geniuses post on the threads and still manage to listen to their teacher singing them the alphabet song?

George in New Yawk
said : "18 responses and 18 idiots who have nothing constructive or funny to say."

I say there is nothing funny about this mess and, the last thing a lib wants to hear is about real solutions. Facts and proof mean nothing to them UNLESS they support their thinking.

George said: "Get over it, you stupid maggots. Yes, a black guy is now commander in chief. Yes, he has a left wing agenda. He said so, before he was elected. WE WON, remember?"

I say ain't it just like a lib to start with the name calling? GOT SOME NEWS FOR YA georgie boy------- Obama is white! At least every bit as white as he is black. In case you haven't noticed---one doesn't get to choose their race. Duh! Go ahead ands try to refute that FACT! I dare ya!

As to the "we won" comment, do you actually believe that people should just walk away from politics after a presidential election? Should we just go on about our business hoping ALL of the scumbags in D.C. will do what's right? Do you really believe that that is a hallmark of a strong Republic of, by, and for the People? If so, you don't deserve to be a citizen of the U.S.

Plenty of solutions were offered in the months leading up to the Stealfromus bills---from economists and citizens of all political persuasions. No one in the administration or our worthless Congress gave a tinker's damn what we wanted or what we thought. We clearly see that all the phone calls, letters, faxes, and gatherings have fallen on deaf ears; as a result we must throw all of the b'tards out, the sooner the better. Now go back to playing with your toys before Mommy sends you for a nap.

PS to Georgie Porgie Puddin' Pie
Maggots are useful-----they get rid of dead and dying stuff! Hoping these "maggots" on Townhall clean up the mess that is governmemt today rather than rest on their "I won" status.

flap ears is a joke
while there is much to be said about self deprecating humor, it alas finds no place to find roots with the messiah

Seems that ever since his pal and mentor, the hater farrakhan first dubbed flap ears as the messiah, the pretender who resides in the white house fully buys into the notiuon his the the one. It will be he who stops the rising tides and makes the drinking water pure again.

It is the messiah who will make america better than it is by demanding that citizens form up vast volunteer corps who in the name of the messiah will lead the losers and the confused to the new promised land as envisioned by the one.

And the world will start holding hands and singing choruses kumbaya once the messiah meets with all the terrorists and tin pot dictators who will stop victimizing their own citizens and build pantheons to peace in the name of flap ears the messiah

And all the narcissistic messiah demands is unquestioning loyalty and devotion. Once all bow down and become acolytes prostrating themselves at his feet all will be well and we will have the country it should be and the world that can be, following his vision

George
Your boy won through deceipt by your candidate, vote fraud by groups like ACORN, slobbering sycophantism by a media finally abandoning any pretense of impartiality, civic and historic illiteracy by voters like you, and a Republican candidate who was essentially nominated by liberal cross-over voters in states with open primaries, and who was so unimpressive that many conservatives wouldn't bother to vote for him; perhaps with the knowledge that B.O. would screw things up so badly that the country couldn't help but try and correct itself with the 2010 and 2012 elections.

So here we are. We have a pathetic excuse for a chief executive who has already proven himself utterly incompetent at virtually everything he attempts other than violating the public and enslaving your and my children. Nice job dipstick. Guess what. He doesn't care about you either.

You are still wrong. You are still an ignorant fool. And you are still in the minority. But you very well might precipitate the worst crisis our government has seen since the civil war. Americans are now willing to put up with your fascistic, Stalinist agenda.

typos
that would be worst crisis our COUNTRY has faced, and NOT willing.

British Humour
Perhaps that Kmart clearance pack of American DVD's to a Prime Minister with vision problems is another Obama knee smacking swipe at disabilities.
On their next state visit, I hope the Brits will gift Obama a book on Etiquette. Now that is "humour".

Georgetown
I think the way they do it, goes this way

Daily kos blog: obama i love you ' you are my savior, will it be all right if i kiss your ring (the one between his cheeks)

Town hall: Ha Ha Ha "obama's black we won".

I think that pretty well describes their entire political theory.

a slap in the farce of the messiah
seems simon cowell turned down having dinner with flap ears. I guess he didn't realize he was not invited but under religious edict to prostrate himself before the lord and savior b hussein.

I guess cowell didn't get the edict that flap ears is used to having his way and that mere mortals are not supposed to refuse the one

Why they don't joke...
...about Obama. Well to me it seems a bit obvious, but if you have any questions you could probably direct them to a fellow name of Don Imus.

Ray:
Why should we make jokes about Obuf^ck? He's a big enough joke already.

Don:
Obumf^ck is an incompetent marxist.

"Unwitting" Comment?
"...the result was to unwittingly make a joke about people with disabilities."

Unwitting? "He misspoke"? He misspoke when he said he had been to 57 states when the correct statement was 47. The comment about Special Olympics was neither unwitting, nor an instance of misspeaking. He knew what he was saying, and the target of the alleged "joke" was deliberate. Another instance of the real Obama suddenly being glimpsed.

Edward:
This is what I posted about the "joke" on the Hawkins thread. I think it fits here as well:

Lon:
Hawkins point was that Obumf*ck never takes responsibility for any of his gaffes. Even his apology for his Special Olympics "joke" was pretty lame, and many parents of Down Syndrome children or children with other special needs aren't accepting it. My grandson is ADHD, and is, of course, on an IEP at school. I found the remark amazingly insensitive, not say amazingly stupid, which pretty much reflects what the man is. W\O his teleprompter he demonstrates just what a blithering idiot he is.

Misspoke?
Na...... he didn't misspeak. That was just his reference to W.

Joke?
A joke is usually a source of amusement. But, the JOKE in the White House is not funny...but he is indeed, a source of gallows humor from those of us about to die along with the Liberties that made this country great.

WE ARE being 'barry'd' while TYRANNY runs amok in Washington DC.

For a little levity, drop by my blog. You leftists will be especially interested to see the RARE photo of Obama without his teleprompter. (spew alert)

GeorgeNY
At the end of your post you said,"We won". What did you win?

Are you still waiting by your mailbox for your Barry Dunham prize? I don't think it's coming.

The idea that you knowingly voted for his left wing agenda is mind boggling!

Here's a heads up! If Barry gets his budget passed a loaf of bread is going to cost you about 50 bucks! If you're Okay with that fine and dandy! You voted for the right guy!

But please George...,do not call people who actually exercise their higher thinking skills MAGGOTS. That's not nice. Barry wants EVERYONE to be nice.

Kumbiyah

LC-MPaddy-J-10-Others
Obama’s ACORNtards are at it again. This stuff is WAY out of line and is going to get someone KILLED!

http://www.connpost.com/ci_11968393




Obama stoned?
After learning that Sarah Palin's husband had a DUI when he was 22 yrs.old(oh for shame!)I was wondering when the MSM was going to do a hard hitting interview with BHO's weed dealer.
BHO claims to have midwestern roots (grandpa was from Kansas)it made me wonder...was he smokin' that Kansas ditch weed , or some of the WOWIE MAUI from Hawaii?
Maybe the guy who supplied his blow has some good one-liners he could forward to Jon Stewart.

baseballdoc, roadmaster
The Navy had a serious problem with drugs before the random drug tests. It was quite easy to identify a sailor who had drank alcohol before coming on watch, but drug usage was difficult to identify. We developed several marginally successful methods to identify a sailor who had smoked grass or used a heavier drug so we could take him off of watch before he did damage. I'm not going to mention all of them -- they are still used so far as I know.

A person giggling often, or for no apparent reason, was one signal to look further into the man's status.

Several mannerisms on the part of Obama noticed during various TV appearances indicate to me that the man was, in fact, high on something.

I sure hope he is not currently a druggie, but he has used drugs in the past and that scares hell out of me!


Georgetwin
I think the obots would like to get someone killed so they could declare marshal law and overturn the 2nd amendment. This fits with all their other socialist schemes.

RAY ,(why don't they joke) Darn good observation

Could Maobama be a victim of

NPD? Check it out readers.

j-10
as the doofus blathered, once flap ears outlaws guns, law abiding citizens will be a rush to comply with the law and tuirn in their guns.

But if flap ears can get everyone to do this why did he talk about having his own internal brown shirts gestapo.

I and others are waiting for the chance to resist his brown shirts and help his possee add brown pants to their uniforms when the citizenry defends themselves.

But like all leftie fantasy they think the whole country is the same level of lemmings as those who vote to put the dims and the messiah into office

cactus/georgetwin & others
I've been doing a lot of reading lately, trying to gain some insight to the liberal way of thinking. I'm not trying to be facetious here, I've come to the conclusion that there's nothing to understand. They are simply insane.

Bring on the brown shirts, I'm ready.


SNOFU
Situation

Normal

Obama

Fouled

Up!

J-10
Right Turns by Michael Medved. Medved went from an SF Liberal to being on Reagan's Debate Prep Team in 1980.

The left's propaganda machine
letterman is at least a general, the other jerks "comedians," are all lieutenants. It was all politically motivated propaganda desguised as "comedy" to attack Pres Bush and all conservatives. letterman is obssessed with the left and attacking the right, look at his hypocrisy when he joined in with the other degenerates to attack Gov Palin's daughter when he himself would not marry the mother of his child, until recently. I really lost all respect for letterman as an entertainer, he became a leftist political hatched man, constantly attacking Pres Bush. I am not into humor at the expense of others miscues but I know that obama has already made as many or more blunders than Pres Bush had during the same time in office. obama looked like he was not only punch drunk but maybe had just had a few samples of that medical weed, when he laughed like a fool. But you won't see the leftist ast kissers, letterman, maher and the rest of those degenerates pointing that out as "humor," no, instead they will manipulate it to forward the myth of the great hyped one's brilliance...But what else would you expect from the lying left !

EDDIETOO Ne
Well Eddie...,he's got something along those lines. Narcissism is in there somewhere.

When Charles Krauthammer speaks of Barry Dunham I have noticed he is very careful with his words. Charles, as you probably know, was a psychiatrist.I am sure that he has noticed some alarming behaviors.

But you do not have to be a psychiatrist or even a gist to know that someone who published TWO memoirs before he even experienced life might have a small problem.

I do not think Biden was joking when he said Barry thought Easter was all about him.

B.O. the Chucklehead
I find this article OK overall but it still has an inappropriate, obsequious tinge to it. This usurper/pretender deserves no respect. A serial liar obsessed with his image.

"If you're a good enough organizer, panderer, and BS artist, you can get elected against a truth teller. No one wants to believe reality when they can look forward to 'hope' and 'change' especially 'change' that will energize 'hope' and 'hope' that'll bring about 'change.' Wow! I feel like dancing amongst the daffodils, don't you?" --comedian Dave Weinbaum


lc
krauthammer also said after listening to one of alldull's rages concerning his globull warming scam that it was apparent all dull needed to have his medication strengthened

Laughing Gas .....Bag
I have said for weeks that Obama is enjoying his part in bring on this chaos. I have never seen him look worried even when he was giving us a gloom and doom speech.

He was laughing because he will go down in history as the one causing the downfall of a nation. Makes him feel important. I'll bet he has a high old time yukking it up with Ayers,Wright Farrahkan and his other buds.

History will not note it,but he is only a salesman....a frontman for the people behind the curtain who are pulling his strings. He is just following a script. His teleprompter tells him the words to say. Written by someone else.

Cactushead AZ
YIKES! I did not know that. If the always taciturn Mr. Krauthammer said that, Barry is even scarier than I thought!OMG!

Obama's smarmy hatred lib mind
" He was laughing because he will go down in history as the one causing the downfall of a nation. Makes him feel important. I'll bet he has a high old time yukking it up with Ayers,Wright Farrahkan and his other buds. "
_
Problem is that proposition is 100% believeable - the hatred stoked for "the rich" is unending, and now the clown con liar dems played it up 100% with their own legislative bonuses paid their their new employees of AIG.
So they are so dirty and such blatant liars that it is inconcievable they are even doing it and getting away with it, but they are indeed.
So what is sensible and logical no longer applies, and that's why it is now within reason to believe Obama is hellbent on destroying "the rich" by any means possible, and let's add the oft cited "self hatred" of the left, for that last little push that makes the insanity of it all come together.
We have the destroyers in charge, and they may not be able to stop themselves, and it won't be their fault, and they will, after swinging the wrecking ball, fall back on all the marxist doctrine they have coddled and bred and propagated since the early 20th century.
Useful idiots, deranged opportunists, and plotting arsonists - all in one giant ball of lies and contradictions ... and so the house burns.
NO, it is NOT republicans, you STUPID lamers. Not at all - the deranged and red liars will always pull everything their way - without them, none of this would have happened - face the TRUTH.
Stop blaming yourselves and start hauling and tugging on the rope - don't give them one more inch.

koolmuse
How do you feel about President Obama being the single biggest recipient of AIG campaign money?

Musing again
after drinking the Kool-Aid, I see.

'Atta Girl
EXCELLENT ARTICLE!!!


I don't think
he's the least bit funny or the least bit cute. Nothing humorous about a usurper.

koolmuse
They were betting on the winner?

That's no answer.

Once again, how you you feel about Obama being the biggest recipient of AIG campaign money?

Press conference
POTUS without TOTUS...,what an IDIOT!

Koolmuse
The only thing that I feel badly about is that, when the U.S. becomes a Banana Republic under Barry's leadership,and you are getting your clothing from a PLANET AID box based in India,I'll be standing in line with you.

Get your learn on for God's sake. You really are an IMBECILE!

koolmuse
The old "everybody's doing it" defense?

It was OK for Obama to take the money because everyone else did, too.

So it's OK for Obama to take the campaign money.

So it's OK for a small sentence to be inserted into the bill allowing the bonuses.

So it's OK for that small sentence to be put into the bill because Obama's people told Dodd to put it there.

So it's OK for Obama to sign that bill, and then claim he didn't know that small sentence was there.

This is change! Real change that we elected to Washington! Real change of which we can all be proud!

Obama's BC Issue getting INTERESTING ...
BORN IN THE USA?

Justice, Supremes confirm getting eligibility challenge

Taitz documents demanding proof of Obama's birth place to be reviewed

Posted: March 24, 2009
9:29 pm Eastern

By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

Orly Taitz

The U.S. Supreme Court and the U.S. Justice Department today confirmed that documentation challenging Barack Obama's eligibility to be president has arrived and soon will be evaluated.

Confirmation came from DefendOurFreedoms.us, the foundation through which California attorney Orly Taitz has been working on a number of cases that raise questions over Obama's birth location, and therefore his qualifications to be president under the Constitution's demand that the office be occupied only by a "natural born" citizen.

According to the blog, Taitz was informed by Karen Thornton of the Department of Justice that all of the case documents and filings have arrived and have been forwarded to the Office of Solicitor General Elena Kagan, including three dossiers and the Quo Warranto case.

"Coincidently, after Dr. Taitz called me with that update, she received another call from Officer Giaccino at the Supreme Court," the posting said. "Officer Giaccino stated both pleadings have been received and being analyzed now."

The report from the Supreme Court also said the documents that Taitz hand-delivered to Chief Justice John Roberts at his appearance at the University of Idaho a little over a week ago also were at the Supreme Court.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId= 92810


koolmuse
You wrote: "The executives arrogantly stole the money to further line their own pockets."

Stole the money?

Who are you?

koolmuse just
proves my point from earlier in this thread. Libs are victims of some type of insanity. They can't discuss any subject without trashing Bush.
Facts that refute his case are totally ignored. or distorted. If that doesn't work he makes up a few new ones.
It won't be long until he falls back on the old standby "He's(obama)black and we won."


OB1
Hey,the French pres said he was just a regular guy?HMMMMM I wonder about Cavell,pirate rob,Hal,and some of the other nitwits on here.

drool loser
so why didn't the dims write safeguards into tarp. Why didn't they put in ways to verify how the money was being spent. And why did dodd include language they allowed the bonuses that were part of the hiring agreement between the company and it's employees.

It's easy to be critical after the fact but where were the dims and where was their oversight when they passed the $700 billion tarp bill they promised the country would solve the banking crisis

But bush only signed the bill, it was written by the dims. But as is typical of loser trolls like you you want to blame bush when reid and piglosi are the guilty parties.

But the dims were running around like chicken little crying the sky is falling and bush after 8 years of battering by the msm and the dims showed no backbone but signed flawed legislation on his way out of the white house.

But had bush showed some spine and vetoed the legislation losers like you would be blaming him for not addressing the crisis. But big surprise, like your masters in the dim party and your massachusetts pin up boy bawney fwank hypocrisy is the by word for leftists.

koolmuse
I wasn't trying to defend anyone, I just think it's funny how your guy can do no wrong. All you've proved so far is that half truths And liberal talking points don't prove anything except your partisanship Everything is always someone else's fault.

You're right that Bush made mistakes too, but then he was never a Conservative and he's out of the way now. So far obama hasn't stacked up so hot either and he's a socialist. Given the history of socialism, that makes him a little insane too.




droolmuse
less you forget, paulson was also a big wall street dim who seemed to be looking out for his pals.

But that doesn't let piglosi and reid off the hook for not including any oversight in the tarp bill

But all tarp, porkzilla and the supplemental spending have proven is that the dims are more concerned about spending the treasury and not fixing the economy.

And now flap ears is saying another trillion is needed for the banks

But why did porkzilla include $10 billion for corrupt land deal and his wish to get a train built from la to vegas.

If you want to be outraged than that one part of the bill should be making everyone upset with what congress has done

uh...
Reagan only won by 12%? Twice? Huh.

Amen, Lorie
Right on!

The "elephant in the room"
The "elephant in the room" is...he isn't the subject of jokes because he's African-American, and the comedians are afraid of being called racist. If he were White, they'd find plenty to joke about. Political correctness is rearing its head once again.


RUNNIN SCARED
The reason the comedians didn't make fun of OB1 was they were flat out afraid to!

Pathetic Piece of Crap Column
That had to be one of the lamest columns I've ever read on this lame site - and believe me, that's some heavy competition. This numb frigging broad first of all could not come up with any "gaffes" that Obama has made, so she's got to resurrect the so-old-it-has-hair-on-it "57 states" comment, followed by a meandering, incoherent ramble about teleprompters. Then she is confused and bitter because people aren't making fun of Obama enough. Is she too dumb to realize that people made fun of Bush because he was a moron and that Obama is not only serious, but smarter than all the brains at the Heritage Foundation combined? She then, pathetically, directs her readers to the fabulous humor on sites like 'Redstater'; too challenged herself to realize that rightwing "humor" is only appeals to cretins that think it is screamingly funny to set cats on fire. Then, just like the braying jackasses on Fox, she pulls out the feigned moral outrage about Obama laughing during an interview. What a load of crap! There's a couple of general rules this nattering yenta needs to keep in mind before she inflicts another "column" on the public. Firstly, most rightwingers are incredibly dumb; it is as easy to make fun of them as it is difficult for them to string a couple of thoughts together, let alone create a joke. Secondly, most people aren't interested in making fun of Obama because they like and support him. It might make the illiterate trailer trash on sites like this gnash what few teeth they have, but it is indisputably true. Thirdly, try to actually have some material when you write one of your sad little columns. Angry rambling and dull recitations might fly at a Palin rally, but it doesn't work for a writer. And lastly, Obama is your president: You and every other beer-guzzling, nascar loving bumpkin are just going to have to SUCK IT UP.

Thomas
Great sarcasm!

Thomas PA
Nobody is twisting your welfare arm to get on here.Go to Newsmax.com where you can read only!

koolmoose? muse
Well I see you found a place to file your complaints. You wrote an essay--
stick to it!

SNAP ON POLL #87
abortion right? its choice=murder
gay marriage? Stupidy- they are already doing what married people do-
they just want the benefits so we would have to pay for their health care.
prayer in school= sure cure for ills of nation.

How to debate a Liberal. If you must.

When debating or coversing with a Liberal consider the following;

Bush spent billions on Airport Security and Liberals were outraged.

Obama spends Billions bailing out AIG and Liberals approve.

Bush spent millions on "No child left behind" and Liberals were outraged.

Obama spends millions paying for illegals to attend college and Liberals approve.

Bush spends millions on Prescription Drug Program for Seniors and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes spending millions on healthcare for illegals and Liberals approve.

Bush averaged 4% GDP growth and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes 2.6% GDP growth and Liberals are happy.

Bush increases National Debt by 1 Trillion and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes increasing National Debt by 10 Trillion and Liberals are happy.

Bush invests in Military technology to increase safety of Troops and Civilians and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proproses cuts in new technologies that will result in making our troops less safe and Liberals are happy.

These are just a few points that provide some insight into the Liberal mind but you can clearly see these are not rational people who put america first.

As such, their posts should not be given any more credibility than you would give a person suffering from a mental illness.

Have Teleprompter Will Travel…
The idea that there is nothing to lampoon Obama about is ridiculous, late night comedians could have devastating fun with Obama if they spent even half the time that they spent mocking George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. Obama is a walking gaffe machine without his trusty teleprompter. This is the man who claimed that he campaigned in 57 states, who called Iran a tiny country one day and then hastily backtracked the next, who didn’t know (or didn’t understand the significance) that Russia is on the UN Security Council, who refers to mythical profit-earnings ratios, who doesn’t know the geography of his own home state (He didn’t know that Kentucky borders Illinois), who says he isn’t for big government then turns around and passes the biggest increase in the size of government in history, whose off-the-cuff answers to questions consist of uh…uh..uh…
I would love to see an SNL skit where Obama is making some eloquent speech and suddenly starts reciting “Mary had a little lamb.”, then pan out to see the words coming up on his teleprompter through some sort of goof, which he is mindlessly parroting like an automaton. It’ll never happen though, Hollywood is in bed with the messiah and doesn’t want to sully his reputation.
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