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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Lorie Byrd :: Townhall.com Columnist
President Chucklehead
by Lorie Byrd
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Last year during the presidential campaign, some comedians explained the reason there were so many more jokes being made on television about John McCain than Barack Obama was because nothing about Obama was funny.  The One was a bit too perfect and free of flaws to provide much fodder for joke writers. 

Never mind that he had said there were 57 states.  Or that he frequently stammered through sections of speeches when his teleprompter malfunctioned.  Or any of the other mistakes he made.  Most of them received little media coverage and even less ridicule from comics.

The New York Times even looked into the matter and ran a piece on it.  In it Mike Sweeney, the head writer for Conan O'Brien on "Late Night," said the jokes would come as soon as Obama said or did something that defines him in comedy terms, but then admitted another reason Obama was not being made the butt of late night jokes.  “A lot of people are excited about his candidacy," Sweeney said. “It's almost like: ‘Hey, don't go after this guy. He's a fresh face; cut him some slack.’”  Mike Barry, who writes for David Letterman said, “The thing is, he's not buffoonish in any way.  He's not a comical figure.”

Some comedians even talked about a comedy recession.  Jon Stewart said, “I agree that Barrack Obama is a good for America and for the world.  The problem for us comedians is, he’s just not that funny…He’s smart, a great leader and he has squeaky clean wholesome image.  But what are we supposed to make fun of?  His ears?  I’m scared.”

Many of the jokes that were told about Obama did not target Obama or any of his mistakes, but rather played off his greatness or targeted President Bush or Republicans in comparison to the near perfect Obama.

While many television comedians were blind to the gaffes candidate Obama made, they surely have to see that President Obama is providing plenty of fodder for late night comedy writers today.  Those on conservative blogs have certainly not had any trouble finding comedy material before or after the election.

During the campaign there were several occasions when Obama’s teleprompter malfunctioned, resulting in an eruption of uh’s, er’s and ah’s.  Obama’s recent “Special Olympics” comment on Jay Leno’s show highlighted the foot-in-mouth problem he often has when he goes off script. Bloggers have used Obama’s Teleprompter (aka TOTUS -- Teleprompter of the United States) as the inspiration for some funny stuff.  During the campaign, Iowahawk created a video in which Obama’s teleprompter revolted and threatened to malfunction if certain demands were not met, including being provided with “a new tuffbox case with the velvet egg crate padded lining.”  As President, Obama has continued to rely on TOTUS even more.  Recently Caleb Howe at Redstate and the blog The Right Scoop (among others) inserted TOTUS into Photoshopped pictures of Obama in various stages of life including photos of him as a toddler, as a high school basketball player and even in the famous “abs” photo of Obama on the beach.  Many on the right now refer to TOTUS as President Obama’s BFF (best friend forever). Continued...

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Have Teleprompter Will Travel…
The idea that there is nothing to lampoon Obama about is ridiculous, late night comedians could have devastating fun with Obama if they spent even half the time that they spent mocking George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. Obama is a walking gaffe machine without his trusty teleprompter. This is the man who claimed that he campaigned in 57 states, who called Iran a tiny country one day and then hastily backtracked the next, who didn’t know (or didn’t understand the significance) that Russia is on the UN Security Council, who refers to mythical profit-earnings ratios, who doesn’t know the geography of his own home state (He didn’t know that Kentucky borders Illinois), who says he isn’t for big government then turns around and passes the biggest increase in the size of government in history, whose off-the-cuff answers to questions consist of uh…uh..uh…
I would love to see an SNL skit where Obama is making some eloquent speech and suddenly starts reciting “Mary had a little lamb.”, then pan out to see the words coming up on his teleprompter through some sort of goof, which he is mindlessly parroting like an automaton. It’ll never happen though, Hollywood is in bed with the messiah and doesn’t want to sully his reputation.

How to debate a Liberal. If you must.

When debating or coversing with a Liberal consider the following;

Bush spent billions on Airport Security and Liberals were outraged.

Obama spends Billions bailing out AIG and Liberals approve.

Bush spent millions on "No child left behind" and Liberals were outraged.

Obama spends millions paying for illegals to attend college and Liberals approve.

Bush spends millions on Prescription Drug Program for Seniors and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes spending millions on healthcare for illegals and Liberals approve.

Bush averaged 4% GDP growth and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes 2.6% GDP growth and Liberals are happy.

Bush increases National Debt by 1 Trillion and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proposes increasing National Debt by 10 Trillion and Liberals are happy.

Bush invests in Military technology to increase safety of Troops and Civilians and Liberals are outraged.

Obama proproses cuts in new technologies that will result in making our troops less safe and Liberals are happy.

These are just a few points that provide some insight into the Liberal mind but you can clearly see these are not rational people who put america first.

As such, their posts should not be given any more credibility than you would give a person suffering from a mental illness.
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