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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Lisa De Pasquale :: Townhall.com Columnist
Goodnight Moonbat
by Lisa De Pasquale
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Yiddish with George and Laura (112 pages) “invades the ultimate bastion of American WASP culture: Kennebunkport, home of the Bush clan.”  For the supposed purpose of teaching Yiddish terms, the authors write about Laura Bush finding a baby in the woods and George Bush telling her to throw it back.  In another scene, brother Neil Bush asks, “But what if a child does get left behind?”  “‘Then he can join the Army,’ says George.” 

Other “progressive” children’s books include:

George W. Bush Coloring Book (24 pages)

Pat Robertson and Friends Coloring Book (28 pages) – “fundamentalists, politicians, journalists and criminals… meet them all in this easy-to-understand guide to the world of Pat Robertson”

My First Presidency: A Scrapbook by George W. Bush (68 pages)

Punch Out the President (and Pals!): A Paper Doll Book Starring W. and Friends (32 pages)

At an average of 71 pages, it’s no surprise that so many pathetic liberal authors gravitate to the children’s genre.  No footnotes are needed because they make the same statements found in the DailyKos comments section.  Bush is dumb!  Halliburton!  Impeach Cheney!  Diebold!  9-11 was an inside job!

As the end of the George W. Bush presidency nears, one wonders what will become of all the leftists who have made a living bashing the President and the Vice President with colorful pictures and words.  I suppose they’ll just go back to their cushy jobs at America’s colleges and universities.  Or perhaps they’ll butcher another classic and pen Paddington Bares It All for PETA or The Little Engine That Could – Thanks to Affirmative Action.

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Lisa De Pasquale is CPAC Director at the American Conservative Union. The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) is the nation’s largest annual gathering of conservatives. For more information, visit www.cpac.org. To read Lisa's blog, visit www.thelotusblog.com

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Lon
"Why are conservatives not capable of producing clever people the way that liberals are?"

Lon,
I don't think clever describes liberal humour. Most liberal humour comes off (to me, anyway) as sophmoric. Satire such as Goodnight Bush is just one example. If the liberal intelligentsia are such sophisticates that wouldn't have gotten so irritated by the lampooning of liberals by the likes of Beavis and Butthead or South Park (again sophmoric humour directed both ways, but the MSM now has declared the creators of B&B and South Park "right-wingers").

Most of the humour from our liberal humorists are profaine, jeuvinille, and shallow.( It's all so "epater les bourgeiosie")Conservatives normally just ignore these people as they would ignore a 13 year old throwing a temper tantrum.

Satire needs Truth
Why didn't Jenna Bush have a dove release at her wedding? She knew Dick Cheney would be attending and didn't want to take any chances.

Even Dick Cheney would think that was funny. Certainly my conservative friends do. Conservatives are secure enough in their own identity they can laugh at themselves.
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