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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Larry Elder :: Townhall.com Columnist
A Lesson in Personal Responsibility
by Larry Elder
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Two weeks ago I arrived at San Francisco airport. The young, attractive, personable black woman at the rental car desk wore a badge that said "Trainee." I smiled and said, "That's an odd name." She laughed. I asked whether she was from San Francisco. She replied, "No, I'm not from here. I'm from Atlanta."

"Why are you here?" I asked.

"Well, I moved back with my parents here in town."

"I thought you said you were not from here."

"Well," she said, "I'm from here, but I went to school in Atlanta, and I prefer it there. So I consider it my home."

"What were you doing in Atlanta?" I asked.

"I attended Clark University, but after a couple of years I got pregnant, so I came home."

"Are you in school now?"

"No, because the money's too good."

"Too good to remain in school?"

"For now," she answered.

"What is it you don't like about San Francisco?"

"It's just so racist," she said.

"Racist? Isn't this one of the most liberal cities in the country?" I asked. She rolled her eyes.

"Sign here," she said. "You know, I should have finished my training program some time ago, but because I'm black, they're making me stay longer."

"How do you know it's because you're black?" Another roll of the eyes.

As I was leaving, I said, "You know, given your people skills and your drive, whatever obstacles others place in your way, you'll be able to overcome them." Continued...

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Larry Elder is a syndicated radio talk show host and best-selling author. His latest book, "What's Race Got to Do with It?" is available now.
 
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Oh boy, jim, Look Out!
Better not tell any of those stories around Gloria Allred! >:)

I must choose my target well
Unca Alby writes: Thursday, November, 01, 2007 5:34 PM
Cookie -- jim --
That joke will get you slapped in most quarters, and deservedly so!
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jim writes: Thursday, November, 01, 2007 1:12 PM

It's an old joke, but a good one
Oh, I used it a dozen times, and always got a laugh, not a slap. Of course I must be careful who I say it to, and I guess I just have a knack at first impressions.
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Just a couple more:

One time a very well endowed lady, who I had played tennis with many times, arrived for our tennis match with a shirt with a message of some kind. She said, “Do you like my message?” I said, “No, but I love the message board!”
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The other day the cashier in the bank bent down to her counter, and I could almost see her belly button. I laughed and said, “That’s beautiful, but did you know that when you got dressed this morning.”

She laughed and admitted she had no reason at all to complain when a man got the nice view and commented about it.
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There is nothing more beautiful than a beautiful lady, and the more of the lady that can be seen, the more the beauty!!!!
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