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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Larry Elder :: Townhall.com Columnist
Illegal Alien to America: "I Have an Attitude of Gratitude"
by Larry Elder
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This sense of entitlement understandably angers Americans. I hear many fellow illegals say, "I didn’t cross the border, the border crossed me." Our schools taught us as children that America "stole" the Southwest, including Texas and California. Therefore many illegals foolishly believe that crossing the border and entering your country actually represents a "recapture" of lands to which we feel legally and morally entitled. Never mind that through war, conquest and colonialism, the boundaries of most countries become drawn and re-drawn, with America no exception.

Because your country, unlike my country, does not thoroughly guard its borders (Mexico places the military on its border with Guatemala) illegals from Mexico and other Latin-American countries leave trash on your border, violate the private property rights of Americans living at or near the border, and sometimes threaten American farmers with harm. Also, through your border, Mexican drug dealers smuggle not only people, but drugs and guns, and make a mockery of your territorial integrity.

Some illegals commit crime in addition to the illegal act of entering your country. This includes the drug dealers, gang members and other criminals. Nearly 600,000 illegals live in America while under orders to deport, many of whom entered through your southern border. Others sit in your prisons and jails. This costs American taxpayers both property damage, money and, all too often, even lives. Your outrage is justifiable, and, speaking for myself, I can only say that I am sorry.

Your country stands as a beacon of freedom, having helped save the world from fascism and Nazism in World War II, as well as saving the world from communism during the long, costly "Cold War." And now, your country sacrifices blood and treasure in the war on terrorism against Islamofascism. This makes securing your border not just a matter of economics, but a matter of national security.

Finally I want to say thank you, America. Bless you for allowing us to enter your great country, and to earn a living, an opportunity not available in the countries where we were born. Bless you for not deporting us, for our humane treatment, and for allowing so many of us to take advantage of your educational opportunities, as well as social programs including welfare and health care.

So as you debate immigration reform, please understand that we intend to accept the outcome, and simply hope and pray that the kindness and generosity of Americans can permit most of us to stay. If you allow me to remain in your country, I intend to show my gratitude with hard work and appreciation, so that one day I may call myself an American. Sincerely,

An illegal alien -- and I approved this translation.

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TurnLeft
DocNoleCat wrote: "The rest of the world" thought up Nazism, Communism, jihadism, and Maoism too."



TL: "The rest of the world also "thought up" democracy, liberty, all our 1st Amendment freedoms, monotheism, Protestant Christianity, the Industrial Revolution, the abolition of slavery, the free-market economy, military structure, and on and on and on."



Yes, before the United States was even established, "the rest of the world" had many good ideas. (Although you might want to double-check the "ALL our 1st Amendment freedoms" claim; I suggest you start by googling "history of Anglican church.")



The point was, SINCE the establishment of the US, all of the philosophies I mentioned have sprung up. (Well, of course, jihadism is as old as Islam itself, but they weren't able to anything about it until the Carter administration.) So being considered crazy by the "rest of the world" TODAY is, I admit, not an extreme concern for me.



I thank you, BTW, for actually providing a dictionary definition of your term. Most leftists don't. To address your points that followed:



It may be "hyperpatriotic" believe the US is the world's first or only free Representative Democracy, but since I never claimed that it's irrelevant to this discussion.



Deeming the movement for English to be America's official language to be hyperpatriotic is a logical fallacy.



Disdain for "multiculturalism" may or may not be hyperpatriotism, depending on the definition of multi-culti.



Then, I asked,

"You are, then, PRO-illegal immigration?"



TL: "I am." (You then appended a lot of pro-illegal verbiage, but I'll spare the readers a repeat.)



DNC: "What "race," precisely, is involved?"



TL: "Oh, please. If white protestant french-canadians were crossing our border in droves illegally, white, protestant American conservatives would not be this upset (you know, xenophobia?). It's been obvious in conservatism before."



With all due respect, you're a liar and a hypocrite. You are accusing conservatives (and by extension me personally) of xenophobia, with zero evidence from my part, while indulging in xenophobia (of conservatives) yourself.



TL: "Berlin and Hamburg could never have been Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We could never do that to White people!"



V-E Day was May 8, 1945. The first A-bomb TEST -- not working weapon, TEST -- occurred on July 16, 1945. PERHAPS that might have had more to do with the non-use of the bomb against the Nazis. (You might also google "Dresden", while you're doing research.)


madbishop
you wrote: "Even though I would love to live in a beautiful country like Brazil, where I have visited multiple times, they don't make me *prove* that I am going to go home after my trip. They trust me to do so. Why is the US policy so arrogant as to say that everyone who comes here is coming to stay unless they prove otherwise?"

I see several problems with your example. First, the reason they don't make a person travelling on a US passport to "prove" that you are going home is because they assume that an American will want to return to the US and that Americans in general obey laws. Second, you failed to provide the Brazilian policy on people from other countries and whether they have to "prove" that they will go home. This is similar to Mexico whining about the US having border security and wanting to detain and deport illegals while at the same time they have border security on their other borders, detain, and deport anyone that enters Mexico illegally.
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