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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Larry Elder :: Townhall.com Columnist
Illegal Alien to America: "I Have an Attitude of Gratitude"
by Larry Elder
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The following letter should have been written, but was not, by an illegal alien:

Dear American People,

I entered your country illegally. Several years ago, I paid thousands of dollars to a "coyote" to sneak me out of Mexico through your southern border.

I broke the law. I did it out of desperation -- desperation to leave a corrupt country whose socialist economic policies make it impossible for me to earn a decent living for my family. Most of us illegals come into your country to earn a living, with many sending money back to Mexico and other Latin American countries. In fact, the Mexican economy depends on these remittances, and would collapse without this money. I say this not to justify my illegal entry into your country, but to explain it.

While I left my wife and children behind, I know that some illegal aliens entered your country with the intention to have children, so-called "anchor babies." Under your laws, these children become automatic American citizens, eligible for welfare benefits.

I can understand your rage at being taken advantage of. After all, we aliens paid nothing to build your infrastructure, and contributed nothing to the welfare programs, the education system or the health care system that many of us now take advantage of.

Studies conflict over how much we aliens cost your country. Some say we cost a lot, although other studies say our hard work reduces the burden on the American taxpayer through cheaper goods and services. In any case, a first generation "illegal" undoubtedly takes more out of your country than he or she puts in. And we cut the line in front of those attempting to enter your country the right way, and threaten the livelihood of some so-called unskilled American workers. Again, I understand your anger.

When your House of Representatives passed the commonly called Sensenbrenner Bill, making it a felony to be in your country illegally, many of my fellow illegal aliens took to the streets, some waving the Mexican flag. Some of those in the streets steadfastly refuse to learn English -- however long they have been here -- even going so far as to demand "bilingual education" programs in American, English-speaking schools. These illegals were demanding our "rights." What rights? Continued...

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TurnLeft
DocNoleCat wrote: "The rest of the world" thought up Nazism, Communism, jihadism, and Maoism too."



TL: "The rest of the world also "thought up" democracy, liberty, all our 1st Amendment freedoms, monotheism, Protestant Christianity, the Industrial Revolution, the abolition of slavery, the free-market economy, military structure, and on and on and on."



Yes, before the United States was even established, "the rest of the world" had many good ideas. (Although you might want to double-check the "ALL our 1st Amendment freedoms" claim; I suggest you start by googling "history of Anglican church.")



The point was, SINCE the establishment of the US, all of the philosophies I mentioned have sprung up. (Well, of course, jihadism is as old as Islam itself, but they weren't able to anything about it until the Carter administration.) So being considered crazy by the "rest of the world" TODAY is, I admit, not an extreme concern for me.



I thank you, BTW, for actually providing a dictionary definition of your term. Most leftists don't. To address your points that followed:



It may be "hyperpatriotic" believe the US is the world's first or only free Representative Democracy, but since I never claimed that it's irrelevant to this discussion.



Deeming the movement for English to be America's official language to be hyperpatriotic is a logical fallacy.



Disdain for "multiculturalism" may or may not be hyperpatriotism, depending on the definition of multi-culti.



Then, I asked,

"You are, then, PRO-illegal immigration?"



TL: "I am." (You then appended a lot of pro-illegal verbiage, but I'll spare the readers a repeat.)



DNC: "What "race," precisely, is involved?"



TL: "Oh, please. If white protestant french-canadians were crossing our border in droves illegally, white, protestant American conservatives would not be this upset (you know, xenophobia?). It's been obvious in conservatism before."



With all due respect, you're a liar and a hypocrite. You are accusing conservatives (and by extension me personally) of xenophobia, with zero evidence from my part, while indulging in xenophobia (of conservatives) yourself.



TL: "Berlin and Hamburg could never have been Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We could never do that to White people!"



V-E Day was May 8, 1945. The first A-bomb TEST -- not working weapon, TEST -- occurred on July 16, 1945. PERHAPS that might have had more to do with the non-use of the bomb against the Nazis. (You might also google "Dresden", while you're doing research.)


madbishop
you wrote: "Even though I would love to live in a beautiful country like Brazil, where I have visited multiple times, they don't make me *prove* that I am going to go home after my trip. They trust me to do so. Why is the US policy so arrogant as to say that everyone who comes here is coming to stay unless they prove otherwise?"

I see several problems with your example. First, the reason they don't make a person travelling on a US passport to "prove" that you are going home is because they assume that an American will want to return to the US and that Americans in general obey laws. Second, you failed to provide the Brazilian policy on people from other countries and whether they have to "prove" that they will go home. This is similar to Mexico whining about the US having border security and wanting to detain and deport illegals while at the same time they have border security on their other borders, detain, and deport anyone that enters Mexico illegally.
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