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Thursday, November 09, 2006
Larry Elder :: Townhall.com Columnist
Kerry's botched joke
by Larry Elder
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In the wake of the Democratic congressional victories, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. -- perhaps more than any other Democrat -- heaved a sigh of relief.

Speaking to students at California's Pasadena City College on Oct. 30, 2006, the former presidential candidate said, "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

As for the number of those offended, let us count the ways.

A straightforward reading of his remarks makes it pretty clear that John Kerry considers people in the military stupid, devoid of other options. Kerry attempted to dismiss the remark by calling it a "botched joke," an attempt to take a swipe at President Bush. You know, President Bush equals stupid, equals improperly analyzing the situation in Iraq, equals the U.S. getting "stuck" in Iraq.

Question: As between Bush and Kerry, which one actually made better grades in college? Answer: They both attended Yale as undergraduates, with Bush's GPA at 77 to Kerry's 76. Kerry received four D's in his freshman year, in geology, two history classes and political science.

What about Kerry's assertion that, in effect, called today's military enlistees dumb? The facts do not support Kerry's slam. Today's average recruit is more likely to have graduated from high school than a non-recruit. Many officers have graduate degrees.

Bill Carr, acting deputy under secretary for military personnel policy, said in December 2005 that more than 90 percent of recruits have a high school diploma, compared to 75 percent of civilian youth. And on aptitude tests, says Carr, today's recruit scores much higher average aptitudes than do non-recruit youths. The Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test is designed so that the average young person scores at 50 percent. Yet in fiscal 2005, 67 percent of recruits scored above the 60th percentile on that test.

The "Today" show's Matt Lauer attempted to help the senator. After all, said Lauer, surely Kerry, a vet, did not intend to demean the military. Over at ABC, Charlie Gibson, too, offered up that damage-control opinion. But when it comes to demeaning the military, however, Kerry is a serial offender. Last year, he accused soldiers in Iraq of " . . . going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing women and children. . . . "

In 1972, Kerry opposed switching to an all-volunteer army, arguing that such an army would be "an army of the poor and the black and the brown. We must not repeat the travesty of the inequities present during Vietnam. I also fear having a professional army that views the perpetuation of war crimes as simply 'doing its job.'" Contrary to Kerry's prediction, middle-class young people comprise the bulk of today's wartime volunteer army recruits.

Tim Kane, an economics scholar and Air Force Academy graduate who prepared the report for a 2005 Heritage Foundation study on recruits, said, "We found that recruits tend to come from middle-class areas, with disproportionately fewer from low-income areas." The study found that " . . . on average, recruits in 2003 were from wealthier neighborhoods than were recruits in 1999." Never mind Kerry's insult to the poor, the black and the brown by suggesting that, were they the bulk of the all-volunteer army, they would happily engage in "war crimes" as a matter of policy!

Kerry also repeated the lie of "inequities" during the Vietnam War -- that minorities died in higher percentages than their numbers in the population. Not true, according to David Horowitz of the Freedom Center. During the Vietnam War draft era, blacks comprised 13.5 percent of the population. Of those who died in Vietnam, 12.5 percent were black, with blacks comprising 12.1 percent of men killed in actual battle.

When Kerry returned from Vietnam and testified before Congress in 1971, he accused the military of engaging in widespread atrocities and war crimes, recounting soldiers' stories that American GIs had "raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan. . . . "

Many of the stories Kerry recounted then and in a book he wrote turned out to have been fabrications. Tim Russert, in 2004, confronted Kerry on "Meet the Press" about his 33-year-old accusations.

Russert: You committed atrocities.

Kerry: . . . I think it's an inappropriate word. . . .

Russert: You used the word "war criminals."

Kerry: . . . It was, I think, a reflection of the kind of times we found ourselves in, and I don't like it when I hear it today.

Russert: . . . A lot of those stories have been discredited . . .

Kerry: Actually, a lot of them have been documented. . . . Have some been discredited? Sure, they have, Tim.

As for Kerry's Pasadena City College remark, he finally apologized -- that is, to anyone "offended" by his words, which he claimed were "misinterpreted."

The "botched joke" didn't hurt the Democrats on election night, but what about the military?

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not crying
dmathew1, the conservatives in America will be filled with a resolve over the next two years, as the Democrats in power pass one meat-headed legislation after another. We will rise up out of the ashes like the phoenix, and work to recapture this great country. The difference between the liberals and the conservatives is that the conservatives love America, and will not stand back and let harm come to her.

dmathew1
I'm shocked.
A post from dmathew1 that does not accuse everyone else on the board from being a closeted gay. Is he actually engaging in an honest debate?

I feel faint.

But I do agree with him on this one.

The election's over.

The Democrats won.

Deal with it.


cheers

eon


Oops
"from"

"of"

Need coffee.

cheers

eon

dems, take a lesson
Thank God for modern technology. Apparently all the glitches and irregularities of recent past elections have been corrected and perfected. Not a single whine or demand for a recount from the winners. How odd. When they get voted out in "08" , I hope they all remember back to this week, and keep their pieholes shut, and take their medicine like the Repubs did.

Mountain Rose
Seek psychiatric help. All those monsters you see - they're in your own head.

Wow!
Kerry’s botched joke! No that’s a new and interesting topic. I remember it, I think. Only I seem to recall how it was going to insure a Republican victory. OK, enough with my weak sarcasm and enough with this topic.

Mountain Rose: You should temper yourself if not for your own health, at least to save yourself from becoming a replication of your antithesis. Simply put, you don’t want to become the pot that called the kettle black. More than once you have claimed the moral high ground. Perhaps you should spend some effort to occupy it.

Mountain Rose's fantasy
Shouldn't you simply write fantasy comic books or something? Your last commment sounded more like one than an intelligent comment on this article.

It wasn't racial...
Unlike George Allen, Kerry's comment carried no racial tones.
Free pass!
Carry on Sir Kerry!

I said it yesterday..
The Repulicans were only one more John Kerry speech away from winning.

I think the botched speaking his mind (it was no joke) did hurt the Dems on election day. It obviously didn't sink them but virtually all the Democrat gains were by close margins and I believe if Kerry had been kept quiet those would not have been as close at all.

Queen Hillary put him on a leash just in time but I would be willing to bet she lets him run loose now. For the next two years everytime John Boy sticks his foot into his mouth she will do a "tsk-tsk" for the cameras while she smiles inside and re-calculates poll numbers.

Well the tide has ebbed, the Dems have won their majority, they now owe the American public a look at this "Plan" we have heard so much about. And it had better be good because the American voter has now tasted blood.

Yes, the dems won...
But that doesn't mean conservatives don't still have an opinion, so shove off, since you just came to gloat. At least we won't be whining for years about "stolen" elections (see the subject of my post, at least we can admit when we lost).

As for John Kerry, he is an anti-american hater of our armed services no matter how you look at it. Botched joke? Tell it to me the way it was intended so I can understand. I'm sure my sides will be splitting.

The french senator
i dont care who won... Kerry's still a scum bag

who cares.
This is not important any more. Kerry wasn't running for anything so quite frankly, who cares?

BFD
WooHooo, the dems won. I could really care less. It just helps true conservatives come back around and bring the conservative base with them. As for Kerry, he can go take a flying leap. He insulted the troops and veterans like me, what he said was no joke.

You whacko’s out there follow the msm so much that you have no clue what our military is doing in Iraq and Afghanistan. WE ARE WINNING. Kill ratios 10-1 (that would be 10 of them to 1 of ours) we are rebuilding schools, infrastructures, training troops and protecting their people to the best of our ability. I know because I was there and lost a leg in the process. I sick and tired of idiots who have no clue as to what is really happening there spouting their theories and blaming everyone else, all the while saying “we support the troops but not the war.” This is such a load of crap, if you support the troops, then you support what we do and what we stand for, and what we do when the time comes, is war. Therefore you cannot support the troops without supporting the war. We got screwed in Vietnam when politicians started throwing in their two cents and trying to say what we should do and how and when. The Dems keep comparing Iraq to Vietnam, and as long as they keep trying to make the decisions for the military instead of allowing them to the job, it will start to look like Vietnam. We all need to quit whining PERIOD, and support the war as much as possible and leave the whining and whimpering about it to our dinner tables.

As for the political landscape, it is time for nearly all of our congressmen and women to be kicked to the curb. We don’t need career politicians, we need Americans to represent Americans. The minimum age to be a representative is 25, and 30 for senators. It’s time we start getting the next generation involved, young people who are still energetic and in touch with the feelings of the people. This goes for both sides, we have officials who have been in office for 25 to 30+ years. You can’t actually tell me that these men and women are still in touch with their base. I respect my elders, and I respect the vast majority of our politicians for what they do, but they are all to old and to out of touch.

titanic
The reason we should care is that Mr. Kerry is an elected offical of the United States government. As such his views and comments on not just this but other topics matter.

Given the fact that the man seems to have no trouble being re-elected to this position by his constituents I suspect the people of Massachusetts must hold as much disdain for military personnel as he does.

What a breath of fresh air
I mean -- no complaints about stolen elections, the "right" folks not being allowed to vote, indeed, an absence of all manner of election complaints from the "blue" areas.

And look who got the benefit of the votes. HMMMM . . . you think there's a connection???

Appropo of nothing

Why are we talking about this?

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Good Post, Mountain
Rose! I think your comments were right on-

Kimberly, are you some kind of idiot? The botched joke, Kerry, absolutely WAS targeting the soldiers in his elitist comments. He cannot even PRETEND to support the military, it comes across as wooden and fake as he himself is. He is an opportunistic, disgusting, phony patriotic hollow piece of s#it.

1LEGWARRIOR- Thank you for your service to our Country, and May God Bless You!!

Godaddie4nr wrote:

"The botched joke, Kerry, absolutely WAS targeting the soldiers in his elitist comments."

Geez, you guys are dense. Why do you think Kerry would intend to insult our soldiers and marines a week before the election? I know you think that's what he really feels, but why do you think he would voice it?

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BS Detector
Why did he do it days before a national election? Personally I think Kerry got carried away with himself.

Sorry, couldn't resist the "Kerry" and "carried" pun.

Seriously he was surrounded by what he sees as fellow elitists and was trying to make political hay, "Study hard, stay in school, be one of us. Don't study, be dumb, turn into one of them".

Put any extremist into a group they feel have similar views and they openly speak their minds. He just forgot about he cameras. His contempt for the military goes back decades and is well documented, the man spoke his mind.

BS
He did it because he is a DUMocrat. He said it because he was born with a SILVER FOOT in his mouth.

Hey B.S.
What is Godaddie4nr?
Is that some kind of botched joke?

Start a new party?
Maybe those of us who feel abandoned by the Republicans should start a new party called the CONSERVATIVE party.

And the point is?
Not sure what the point of mocking Kerry is at this point -- right or wrong. Only question now is whether the Dems have learnt anything in the past 6 yrs. My fear is that they have not. Run to the center, fellas' not the left!!!!!

Leroy

He was obviously fumbling with the words, which indicates to me that he did have a prepared text. I haven't seen video of the context, which might show just that.

Seriously, he forgot about the cameras? Come on. This is a person who's been in front of cameras as much as he could be for 35 years. He's not a person who operates unaware of cameras.

It's amusing to me that people who are so willing to forgive our President's verbal stumblings are so unwilling to forgive them in an adversary. Do you think Bush believes there are multiple Internets?

Personally, I think it's obvious that Kerry was targeting the intelligence of a single person, and, unfortunately for him, he wound up with a self-inflicted wound.

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Yes, B.S., why would
Kerry EVER say what he "feels", or truly believes?
And you call me dense!

Bonehead Kerry Par For The Course
John Kerry let the liberal's attitude towards AMERICA'S military slip out in the speech to the young, impressionable students. Contempt for AMERICA'S military, which explains the berating of the troops and the constant attempt to undermine the whole war on terror, has been apparent ever since the new wore off of the liberation of Iraq and Iran started perpetuating the violence shortly afterwards. It almost seems lie an alliance between the two 'coincidental' allies in trying to get AMERICA to withdraw from Iraq before the new government can defend itself. The top Democrats would rather see Iran install a radical Islamist puppet government in Iraq than for Bush to get any credit for liberating a country that has been ruthlessly dictatorated for as far back as I checked. Certainly no one there alive now has ever known anything like what the demo's enjoy,FREEDOM. Obviously Mr. Kerry has harbored resentment for the military and,maybe,AMERICA since he was sent to Vietnam. That is the only way he would say something as boneheaded as he did so close to the election. Fortunately, the major media outlets are bosom buddies with the liberal Democrats,as well as the terrorists, and his revelation was spun enough to not blow the election for the leftists. Evidently, his feelings are pretty much shared by his cohorts here in AMERICA because none of them said any different. The harshest comment I heard was "INAPPROPRIATE". That is not even in the same dictionary as what I think about what he thinks(notice I did not say 'what he said'). As a matter of fact, the top Demo's did what they probably will do when a really tough decision comes up- not answer the phone, then blame the result on Republicans or say that someone else at some point in time did something they consider wrong, and that they tried, but intelligence would not take the blame if everything did not go smoothly. More specifically, this time, the top dogs were nowhere to be found until after the election. That is just another example of their cut and run defense mechanism that automatically kicks in when they panic, which is often. People like Kerry are who we allowed to take control of one( soon to be two) thirds of our government. Likely, instead of dealing with Iraq and the rest of the war on terrorism, the new "lied and people died" targets will spend our time trying to hire every special prosecutor by calling for investigations into every move any Republican left to defend us against terrorism.

Goddie4LT wrote:

"Yes, B.S., why would Kerry EVER say what he 'feels', or truly believes? And you call me dense!"

Please, indulge me. Why do you think he said it? Do you really think he intended to insult the military in a campaign speech a week before the election?

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BS
Yes. It's probably the ONLY TRUE thing he said during the whole campaign.

fletch wrote:

"He was making extemporaneous remarks..."

Except, of course, that he was not. The only place I found more of the speech is in the clip linked to below, from Kieth Olberman's show. Take a look - you can see him referring to his script, he takes a potshot at the President, then he gets lost. He again looks to his script, but doesn't appear to find his place, and continues as best he can. The context, bashing the President, indicates that he misspoke intending to again bash the President.

Seriously, you guys are really reaching to come up with anything else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAwok8Opr0&search=Senator%20John%20Kerry%20stuck%20in%20Iraq


But if you like, I can start taking the President at his word also:

As I mentioned before, Bush apparently thinks there are multiple Internets.

Did you know the President thinks we have enough coal to last 250 million years?

Did you know Bush wants to "find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way"?

Did you know Bush believes Africa to be a single nation?

Apparently, he told Pat Robertson that we weren't going to suffer any casualties in Iraq.

Did you know Bush thinks Sweden has no army?

Bush also has said that we can't win the war on terrorism.

And then there's this classic:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

So, by your twisted logic, Bush may have meant all of these things. He's obviously then out to hurt America and Americans.

Be serious.

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Softball for Fletch:

"Bush's comments, while outrageous in and of themselves, but decidedly UNLIKE Kerry's comments, in none of the quotes provided is their an identifiable pattern of statements indicating that the gaffes were not merely factual errors and misstatements, but Freudian in nature consistent with earlier comments that were never characterized as gaffes."

Please, list some of these "earlier comments."

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