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Thursday, November 09, 2006
Larry Elder :: Townhall.com Columnist
Kerry's botched joke
by Larry Elder
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In the wake of the Democratic congressional victories, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. -- perhaps more than any other Democrat -- heaved a sigh of relief.

Speaking to students at California's Pasadena City College on Oct. 30, 2006, the former presidential candidate said, "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

As for the number of those offended, let us count the ways.

A straightforward reading of his remarks makes it pretty clear that John Kerry considers people in the military stupid, devoid of other options. Kerry attempted to dismiss the remark by calling it a "botched joke," an attempt to take a swipe at President Bush. You know, President Bush equals stupid, equals improperly analyzing the situation in Iraq, equals the U.S. getting "stuck" in Iraq.

Question: As between Bush and Kerry, which one actually made better grades in college? Answer: They both attended Yale as undergraduates, with Bush's GPA at 77 to Kerry's 76. Kerry received four D's in his freshman year, in geology, two history classes and political science.

What about Kerry's assertion that, in effect, called today's military enlistees dumb? The facts do not support Kerry's slam. Today's average recruit is more likely to have graduated from high school than a non-recruit. Many officers have graduate degrees.

Bill Carr, acting deputy under secretary for military personnel policy, said in December 2005 that more than 90 percent of recruits have a high school diploma, compared to 75 percent of civilian youth. And on aptitude tests, says Carr, today's recruit scores much higher average aptitudes than do non-recruit youths. The Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test is designed so that the average young person scores at 50 percent. Yet in fiscal 2005, 67 percent of recruits scored above the 60th percentile on that test.

The "Today" show's Matt Lauer attempted to help the senator. After all, said Lauer, surely Kerry, a vet, did not intend to demean the military. Over at ABC, Charlie Gibson, too, offered up that damage-control opinion. But when it comes to demeaning the military, however, Kerry is a serial offender. Last year, he accused soldiers in Iraq of " . . . going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing women and children. . . . "

In 1972, Kerry opposed switching to an all-volunteer army, arguing that such an army would be "an army of the poor and the black and the brown. We must not repeat the travesty of the inequities present during Vietnam. I also fear having a professional army that views the perpetuation of war crimes as simply 'doing its job.'" Contrary to Kerry's prediction, middle-class young people comprise the bulk of today's wartime volunteer army recruits.

Tim Kane, an economics scholar and Air Force Academy graduate who prepared the report for a 2005 Heritage Foundation study on recruits, said, "We found that recruits tend to come from middle-class areas, with disproportionately fewer from low-income areas." The study found that " . . . on average, recruits in 2003 were from wealthier neighborhoods than were recruits in 1999." Never mind Kerry's insult to the poor, the black and the brown by suggesting that, were they the bulk of the all-volunteer army, they would happily engage in "war crimes" as a matter of policy!

Kerry also repeated the lie of "inequities" during the Vietnam War -- that minorities died in higher percentages than their numbers in the population. Not true, according to David Horowitz of the Freedom Center. During the Vietnam War draft era, blacks comprised 13.5 percent of the population. Of those who died in Vietnam, 12.5 percent were black, with blacks comprising 12.1 percent of men killed in actual battle.

When Kerry returned from Vietnam and testified before Congress in 1971, he accused the military of engaging in widespread atrocities and war crimes, recounting soldiers' stories that American GIs had "raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan. . . . " Continued...

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Softball for Fletch:

"Bush's comments, while outrageous in and of themselves, but decidedly UNLIKE Kerry's comments, in none of the quotes provided is their an identifiable pattern of statements indicating that the gaffes were not merely factual errors and misstatements, but Freudian in nature consistent with earlier comments that were never characterized as gaffes."

Please, list some of these "earlier comments."

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fletch wrote:

"He was making extemporaneous remarks..."

Except, of course, that he was not. The only place I found more of the speech is in the clip linked to below, from Kieth Olberman's show. Take a look - you can see him referring to his script, he takes a potshot at the President, then he gets lost. He again looks to his script, but doesn't appear to find his place, and continues as best he can. The context, bashing the President, indicates that he misspoke intending to again bash the President.

Seriously, you guys are really reaching to come up with anything else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAwok8Opr0&search=Senator%20John%20Kerry%20stuck%20in%20Iraq


But if you like, I can start taking the President at his word also:

As I mentioned before, Bush apparently thinks there are multiple Internets.

Did you know the President thinks we have enough coal to last 250 million years?

Did you know Bush wants to "find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way"?

Did you know Bush believes Africa to be a single nation?

Apparently, he told Pat Robertson that we weren't going to suffer any casualties in Iraq.

Did you know Bush thinks Sweden has no army?

Bush also has said that we can't win the war on terrorism.

And then there's this classic:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

So, by your twisted logic, Bush may have meant all of these things. He's obviously then out to hurt America and Americans.

Be serious.

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