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Sunday, February 18, 2007
Kevin McCullough :: Townhall.com Columnist
Why Hillary bullies her House slaves
by Kevin McCullough
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Well wait a second, the last time I checked no one was asking for self-mutilation were they? And what's with the "he would doom every race on the ticket" speak? I thought this was America; no one can stop you from achieving your dreams, blah, blah, blah...

Ford then clarified by adding that he had been “swayed” by calls from former President Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton.

Hmm, curious minds would like to know what the plantation Master and Mrs. had to say during that little pep talk.

There was also a nasty little development that appears to have swayed Ford's colleague State Senator Darrell Jackson. According to published reports Hillary “bribed”, I mean uh – “purchased”, no wait – “paid for”, nope – “earned” Jackson's "endorsement" for a price tag of $10,000 a month for the next 21 months. (That's $210,000 for those you educated by American Federation of Teachers.)

Interestingly enough no mention of this was disclosed when Ford and Jackson made their announcements of endorsement this week. Further, I'm still very curious why someone who "loves Obama" would begin thinking it would be suicide to vote for him.

The truth is African American voters almost indescribably loved William Jefferson Clinton. They found him to be funny, flawed, and ultimately forgivable. But Hillary is no Bill. Her mean countenance and demeanor are anything but warm, and while she is inestimably safer around interns of the opposite sex than her husband, she is anything but friendly. In fact she comes across in nearly every venue as an exact representation of what she is - cold, strategic, hot tempered, and ultimately unpleasant to be with.

Barack Obama, though I disagree with nearly every policy position he holds, is every bit as strategic as Hillary. He is also a nicer, smiling, individual who for his severely misguided policies appears to love his wife and his beautiful little girls.

Hillary is in a pickle. She knows it.

She is the mean plantation madam who believes the slaves will love her more if she has them punished thrice daily, and she will resort to philosophical lynchings, intellectual rape, and rhetorical beatings to get it done.

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Kevin McCullough is the nationally syndicated host of "'Xtreme' Radio and columnist based in New York. He blogs at www.muscleheadrevolution.com. His second book "The Kind Of MAN Every Man SHOULD Be" is in stores now.

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An Obamination
When Margaret Thatcher wasrescuing Britain from stagnation, the feminists continually debated whether she was an "authentic woman" or not. Sound familiar?

Kevin's in big trouble
Oh boy Kevin, you’re going to hell for this one........oh yeah. Fur shur, dude. But I’ve got no beef witcha, dawg, me being one of the Uncle Tom’s that have never resided on the liberal’s intellectual plantation. Wait!! Call the democrat slave catcher; got we got us a runaway.

I’ll do you one better – and I pray this isn’t considered offensive, me being raised the good catholic school kid that I am (or was).

Anyway, I love to clown on my fellow blacks, as they get truly upset with me when I suggest that – unlike them – neither Bill nor Hillary died on the cross for me.

Feel free to use that in your intellectual debates, hoping you not being a “brutha” does not discourage you.........heck, it’s true!! (Some nerve in them calling me an Uncle Tom. You see, Kevin? It’s hard to be a sellout!)

Anyway, I’ve found that suggestion to adequately express 9 of 10 blacks’ blind & stupid loyalty to things that don’t work, aka, liberal policies worldwide. (In fact, John Hawkins addressed it extremely well in a recent Townhall article.) Hell bent on paying “whitey” back for slavery as we continue to hide – and make a science out of ignoring – our dirty laundry AND skeletons. Sad but true, and they all hate me saying it.

Roughly the equivalent of junk food........sure it can nourish you, but being so processed, condensed, and devoid of nutrients it takes a large amount to do the job. Yet it makes you feel good in the short term, albeit only to want more 10 minutes later. You do this habitually, for days, weeks, years on end.

But when you realize that you’ve been screwing up for 40 years of hiding dirty laundry (I’m getting mixed up), you’re probably already fat, outta shape, and in declining health – at which point you conclude..............might as well stay liberal, err, overweight.

Then you lower your own standards, excuse me, give yourself a “racial preference.” (Couldn’t resist that cheap shot.) And with that lowered standard, you reach for more BonBons & continue to make yourself feel good.

So the question becomes to my fellow black people:

Can one of y’all splain to me precisely when Bill Clinton died on the cross for you? Is that the best we can do??

If not, quit acting like it or I’ll hit you where it hurts ‘til the day I die.
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