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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Kathleen Parker :: Townhall.com Columnist
Pink Slips Du Jour
by Kathleen Parker
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NEW YORK -- At Sarabeth's restaurant on Central Park South, two young old friends are catching up and comparing notes over breakfast.

Anyone seated nearby quickly learns the story. They met in graduate school; both hold MBAs. Both recently have joined the swelling ranks of America's unemployed.

Their shared tales, if once unthinkable, are becoming increasingly familiar. First, blue-collar jobs disappeared. Now white collars are fading. The young and briefly affluent, accustomed to earning more than $75,000, suddenly have time on their hands, the latest victims of the current economic crunch.

Now what?

The young woman has some consulting work "kind of lined up." Her severance package is too high to qualify for unemployment, and she's not sure how long her funds will last. She might head home to visit her dad, whom she hasn't seen in a year -- "too busy." Or, she always wanted to drive cross-country.

Her male companion, similarly laid off, is freelancing real estate development projects, but looking for a permanent job.

Something has gone terribly wrong with the American dream. No longer is a college degree -- or even an advanced degree -- a guarantee of employment or job security. Suddenly, there seem to be an awful lot of "consultants" floating around, lingering longer than usual over coffee because there's no office to get back to.

My 28-year-old niece, with whom I am staying (the rate is unbeatable), is similarly and suddenly "consulting" -- mostly through the want ads on MediaBistro and Craigslist these days. The magazine for which she's been a marketing strategist is suffering financial woes and has had to cut several positions, including hers.

"Consulting" and "freelancing" are old euphemisms for a new demographic, the upscale terms for "outta work." Down on their luck, these newbies to the unemployment lines aren't living paycheck to paycheck. "We're living gig to gig," says my niece.

How many consultants can dine on the dime of a tanking economy?

A new poll by Tina Brown's Daily Beast and Penn, Schoen & Berland Associates confirms that the Sarabeth's pair and my niece are not isolated anecdotes, but are part of a trend no one would have imagined a few years ago. "Gigonomics," Brown calls it. Continued...

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Kathleen Parker is a syndicated columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group.
 
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Ms Parker:

I believe there are far too many people who are, in the words of Paul Harvey, “Educated beyond their intelligence.” This SHAKING OUT, as with other BUBBLES, was inevitable. And the “Something…” that has “gone terribly wrong with the American dream?” Could it be, what constitutes your dreamworld has in reality been the arbitrary imposition of a nightmare, on past, and present generations; whose minds, hands and personalities were and are better suited to other pursuits? What I’m saying is, if the system is broken it may be so for less than obvious reasons, and Kathleen, your inference that a degree is the pathway to success, in my estimation, nails it; that is, the literati’s reasoned lack of reasoning. A case in point, we, as a nation, not only farm out our unskilled labor; we are also experiencing a dearth of available workers in the skilled trades as well. With your “American dream” being so narrowly focused. Is it any wonder why?

Private schools and school systems pridefully publish percentages of college degreed alumni but eschew any mention of students (it doesn’t even scratch the calcified surface of their collective mindset’s armor) who have gone on to become skilled tradesmen. This despite the literally thousands of hours spent in training, as well as the State licensing requirements for many construction trade disciplines.

I encouraged my children to follow their hearts; to engage in activities and career paths they enjoy. Thus far, two of them have degrees and two are licensed construction professionals. All of them are leading happy, productive lives, own their own homes, vacation in exotic locales and have more toys than I did at their ages. It remains to be seen as to which of them will amass the most wealth. Were I however, a gambling man, my money right now would be on one of the tradesmen.

BTW: I gave you a four for this column; not for agreement but because it’s more inspired than anything you’ve written in months. ;-)

Really?
SEZ GARY:
"Is MBA Really an Advanced Degree?
One can track many things along with the decline of the US economy. One of those things is the MBA. It's what everyone gets who can't seem to settle on a productive advanced degree. "

SEZ ME:
Really? The problem isn't the MBA. The problem is libeerals with an MBA. Capitalists and free market entrepreneurs with an MBA are doing just fine.

kbTexan,
BBA, MBA, PhD
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