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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Kathleen Parker :: Townhall.com Columnist
Hillary Clinton: Terminator IV
by Kathleen Parker
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All politicians adapt and mold themselves to fit their audience, but Hillary Clinton has elevated the art of identity politics to a science of morphology.

She doesn't just show people what they want in order to convince them that she's their "man" -- and we no longer use that word entirely metaphorically. She becomes the people she wants to sway.

Which prompts the question: Is she human or is she ... cyborg?

In James Cameron's "Terminator II: Judgment Day," the T-1000 android was made of liquid metal and could duplicate others. He "learned" a person by touching him and absorbing his data.

Hillary's life as a political spouse and candidate has been a kaleidoscope of shape-shifting and morphed identity. In the past 15 years, Americans have witnessed her transformation from a more feminine first lady to lately becoming a manly whiskey slugger with "testicular fortitude," as an Indiana labor leader recently described her.

In news stories and headlines, she's increasingly been described as tough, determined, gritty, a fighter. North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley said Clinton made "Rocky Balboa look like a pansy." James Carville, comparing Clinton's toughness to Obama's, told Newsweek: "If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two."

While Obama continues trying to remain calm no matter what rains down on him, Clinton's putting up her dukes. His demeanor on "Meet the Press" last Sunday said, "Let's talk." Hers on "This Week With George Stephanopoulos" the same day said, "Read my lips."

Clinton all but kicked sand in the face of her husband's former adviser. When Stephanopoulos asked about NAFTA, she stood from her armchair and seized the opportunity to remind viewers that Boy George used to work in the big house for the Clintons:

"George and I actually were against NAFTA," she said. "I'm talking about him in his previous life, before he was an objective journalist."

Do we hear a "hooah!"?

In other incarnations throughout the campaign, Clinton has been whatever and whoever she needed to be. She's shown that she can speak in gerunds with or without g's. She can summon an African-American pastor's cadence in church or produce tears in a coffee shop surrounded by working gals who are tired, too.

She's just Regular People and feels their pain in ways husband Bill could only whimper about. She touches her targets and becomes them.

Trying to appeal to the Second Amendment crowd, she remembers learning to shoot with her daddy and criticizes Obama with a mailing that features a type of gun that experts say does not exist. Trying to establish her regular-guy bona fides in Crown Point, Ind., she drinks with two fists, sipping a beer followed by a shot of Crown Royal.

You can hardly get her out of a pickup truck these days. Widely circulated photos show Clinton commuting to work with a sheet metal worker in his white pickup, and giving a speech from the back of a red pickup.

No gun racks or Confederate flag stickers -- risky territory for faux bubbas like the Clintons -- but religious symbolism is fair game. In Pennsylvania, where Clinton successfully courted the Catholic vote, she wore a saints bracelet easily recognizable to Catholics.

Impressive, if appalling. But most impressive of all has been Clinton's metamorphosis into a man. She isn't only the alpha dog. She's Cujo.

Should Clinton continue her run, Americans have a feast before them as primaries remain in such manly states as Montana and South Dakota.

Think of the possibilities: Clinton recalling her family heritage as big-game hunters. Her great, great, great uncle Buffalo Bill? Or perhaps she might discover DNA linked to Crazy Horse. In Montana, Hillary astride a horse smoking a Marlboro is an irresistible, if improbable, image. But some dust-kickers and a little chaw might be in the cards.

Symbolism, gesture and style aren't everything in politics, but they're plenty, especially after more than a year of rhetoric and meaningless stats. The conscious mind can only absorb so much information, and public speakers know that what matters most is the impression they make, not the words they say.

Clinton has successfully established herself as the man in charge while the lithe and willowy Obama seems too elegant for the trenches. But even cyborgs are imperfect.

The T-1000 could duplicate appearances and voices, but he couldn't capture the soul of the human being. Eventually, people realized something wasn't quite right.

Often, alas, too late.

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Kathleen Parker is a syndicated columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group.
 
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Soulful Advice
At this moment it appears that we're at the scene in The Terminator when the machine is crawling on the ground in its final death throes.

When the Red Queen stops moving, someone better drive a stake through her black heart, sprinkle her with garlic and wolfbane, and pour salt on the Earth where ever she stood.

Some advice to Obama, don't put her on your ticket or any place in your administration. Remember that old soul song from 1971, Smiling Faces by group The Undisputed Truth?

Beware the pat on the back, it just might hold you back.

A smile is just a frown upside down.

Hey, here's another one. The Backstabbers by the O Jays.

What they do? The smile in your face all the while they try to take your place.

You got that right…
She is soulless.

C onspiracy?
Hillary, if you concede tomorrow, it will look much less like an orchestrated conspiracy when, next month, you surreptitiously release the photos of Obama shooting heroin while he stands on top of the American flag wearing bowling shoes.

Then when Obama "disappears" under mysterious circumstances, like so many of your previous business and political associates, Democrats will beat your door down to draft you for the general election.

There is an interesting series available on YouTube called "Bill and Hillary, THeir Secret Life," which examines, in a professional manner, the evidence behind the deaths of numerous Clinton acquaintances, going back to Arkansas and including Vince Foster. It sounds and looks alot like A&E's "The Men Who Killed Kennedy." Did you know that Clinton fired the Director of the FBI the day before Foster "killed himself?" Normally, he would have been the primary investigative force following such an event. That has never happened in US history, I believe. THere are many other revelations. I highly recommend it.

JDsBLS writes
"Some advice to Obama, don't put her on your ticket"

He'd be lucky to make it to the inauguration. He'd need to hire a food taster, and he'd have a panic attack every time he got a rash.

Survived?
Hillary is dead candidate walking.

I am sure Nick in Austin is joking. But Hillary really is toxic.

Boutte
You apparently believe Obama would make a decent president. You could be right, but i doubt it. My sincere belief is that whichever of the 3 stooges winds up POTUS, within a year, nobody in the country will be admitting they voted for them.

According to Drudge
McLame lost 26% of Republican votes in NC and 22% in Indiana.

Shows how well loved he is by Repubs and Conservatives. If you guess at the number of "nose holding voters" in his camp, he is very much a losing candidate.
As we conservatives knew some months back.

This election comes down to SCOTUS
There likely will be some Supreme Court vacancies this next term. Consider who you want appointing judges. Either Democrat will no doubt appoint judges who regard the Constitution as so much toilet paper to wipe their butts with while advancing the cause of the United Socialist States of America (USSA). John McCain has promised to appoint strict constructionist judges like Samuel Alito and John Roberts.

If the Constitution is to mean more than the words on paper in the fiction section of your local library, we need strict constructionist judges that won't substitute their own preferences for the clear words of the Constitution. It would be nice if they'd also recognize the 10th Amendment's clear language, too. To wit: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

Boutte
Hillary was asked to drop out by the dem. committe so as to "heal" the party. I don't really think that's possible after all the infighting and desertions by super-delegates,but time will tell as they say. Let's not forget though, this is Ms. Hillary we're talking about. Watch out for the dagger in the back routine.

Great iTunes Suggestion!
Thanks, JDs Best Looking Son! I'm always looking for new material for the iPod!

Superdelegates
They don't want to wait until the train has left the station. They'll be climbing onboard the Obama trainwreck and abandon that old sinking ship.

Yea Vote Obama!
BHO will turn the USA into a third world country in about 2 months after he is in office. I can only hope that the cleaning crew can get enough Chlorox to clean the white house after 8 years of his nasty, American hating wife lived there!

Bravemonk199
If the Clintoons get in it will take another eight years to recover all the stuff they abscond with!! That depends though.... on what the meaning of abscond is!!!

USMC (Ret)
I'm not so sure that too much should be read into the McCain numbers last night that you cited. Given that he already has the nomination wrapped up, Republican voters last night could indulge whatever whim they wanted by their vote without it changing THAT reality; I take those numbers about as seriously as I would a couple of late touchdowns given up by the winning football team in a game in which they were comfortably ahead with only a little time left on the clock and playing their second-stringers by that time.

I also don't agree that McCain is "very much a losing candidate". Yes, by all political metrics, this election year SHOULD favor the Democrats. But I don't believe that, however unpopular the current resident of the White House is, that people will automatically vote for change, ANY change. The Iraq war, I figure, could NOT possibly have been any more unpopular than the Vietnam War was by 1972 - but however unhappy the American people were with the state of affairs by Election Day 1972, it didn't mean that they were ready to vote for change, ANY change, and go for McGovern. In 2004, there was already widespread unhappiness with the Iraq War - but the American people's unhappiness with it again didn't automatically translate into a willingness to embrace the change John Kerry offered simply because he wasn't George Bush. As a matter of fact, in a McCain-Obama matchup, I actually feel pretty good about McCain's chances, all the political metrics to the contrary notwithstanding. Because I believe there's a sizable slice of Americans who, unhappy as they may be with the way things are in this country right now, are just simply not ready to put a very liberal black man in the White House. If the Democrats had a much more moderate black man in Obama's place right now - Harold Ford of Tennessee comes to mind - yes, then I think McCain WOULD be dead in this race. But the most liberal U.S. Senator currently serving? Nope.

standshisground
harold ford is a " big zero " .
msnbc had him on this morning to comment .
he's a loser. not only that, he is dumber than dirt or a table leg . he was dumb enough that he thought enough good Tennessee white people were going to elect a black man that partied with white women at a super bowl party
to a U.S. Senate Seat. why joe scarborough
would be interested in what HF has to say
is beyond not only me but thousands of others.

HEADBOWOMPUS
Your point is well-taken. In fact, it only reinforces my feeling that McCain's chances against Obama are favorable. If a relative moderate (for a Democrat, that is) like Harold Ford couldn't get enough white people in Tennessee to elect him, a black man, to a Senate seat, how much more will white people across the country be reticent to elevate to the most powerful office in the whole world a black man who has the most liberal voting record in the U.S. Senate? I think there are a lot more such white people across the country than the Democrats want to admit. Also, I have little doubt that some of Hillary's voters find McCain much more to their liking than Obama and will express that preference on Election Day.

Boutte
You really get around, just like the intestinal parasite that infected Milwaukee a few years ago. Obama is an accident, a political mutation, a wretched miscreation borne of the darkest celestial algnments. He is the pretender, the impersonator, the human manifestation of the opiates, all good feeling and bright promise up front, but hiding the death, the misery, and the bitter loss of freedom that he carefully hides. He is a man motivated by a grudge, just another vicarious victim with a score to settle. His wife is the true barometer of the man. She can barely conceal her hatred. Wright told the tale in a phrase that has not received much comment. He said that Louis Farrakhan did not "make me the color that I am." That is the problem. The self-loathing of all too many blacks, a loathing promulgated by their leaders who use it to control them and more importantly their money. Fortunately many blacks have escaped this insidious mental imprisonment and they call themselves Republicans.

Skoal
Can't wait to see Hillary at her next speech, her lower lip bulging with a large of pinch of snuff,as she holds an empty can of Mountain Dew to catch the spit. Can you?

Got to Give Her Credit
It has been her tenacity that has kept Obama's concerning past, his inexperience and empty rhetoric in the forefront. If Hillary had stepped out of this race long ago, former Hillary supporters would have been sucked into the Obama Whirlpool, without ever questioning why.

I do not support Rush's Operation Chaos, but I do feel that the longer she participates in the process, the more ALL VOTERS get to see the real Obama for the true politician/lawyer/motivational speaker that he is. Let's face it, we can't expect the majority of our media to provide anything but an unabashed glorification of the Second coming.

Actually, Hillary's problem is NOT...
...being able to successfully morph into what she is trying to become.

All her attempts at becoming down to earth leave her looking like a store window mannequin, she may have the right clothes on but you can't miss she's fake.

Almost every time I've seen coverage of her speeches there is an invariable moment when she looks out at the crowd and gets that "Oh there you are..." look and waves like she just saw some high schoool friend for the first time in years. It comes across as fake as a B movie, or maybe a made for Sci-Fi program.

And have you seen her trying to clap her hands to the music being played? Talk about your classic example of some folks not having rythm.

No, Hillary can pretend to be just "one of ya'll" just like a lioness can pretend to be one of the zebra. One of them is getting fooled but it ain't the zebra.

Boutte
I partially agree with your analysis re the Jeremiah Wright issue. The IN and NC results say little about how "America" has responded the Wright fiasco. But they say much about how Democratic party voters have reacted, and they appear unconcerned.

Sen. Obama continues to carry the black vote about 90-10. Sen. Clinton carries the white vote about 62-38 (about 58-42 among white men, 65-35 among white women.

Here are the numbers, per Fox's exit poll data:

Black White White Men White Women
IN O 89-11 C 60-40 C 59-41 C 61-39
NC O 91-7 C 61-37 C 55-42 C 65-33
PA O 90-10 C 63-37 C 57-43 C 68-32
OH O 87-13 C 64-34 C 58-39 C 67-31



The unkindest cut of all
Of all the ironies of this year's Democratic Party campaign, the most delicious to me is that Obama is getting 90%+ of the vote of black Americans against an opponent who is the wife of the supposedly "first black president". This has to be a stinging slap in the face to Bill Clinton: after all his pandering to blacks all these years and his pretenses about how he "felt their pain", his wife is getting the same percentage of the black vote as the GOP has been getting in general elections. In short, blacks are treating Hillary like a REPUBLICAN! This year's primary campaign ought to be an object lesson to Democrats about the perils of identity politics; given a choice between a candidate authentically of their kind and a manufactured derivative, an identity group will prefer the genuine article to the counterfeit. Hillary right now must be absolutely seething toward the black electorate, but how do you tell this group where to get off and still have a future in the Democratic Party? Serves the Democrats right: for years, they've been telling blacks that white liberals will help them achieve their aspirations - and a black man actually had the cheek to believe them!

IMPEACH HOWARD DEAN
Democrat Party in total disarray

Imposed Primary Process disenfranchises voters from BigShot back office AutoCrat PowerCrats that dictate policy in StarChamber secrecy.

DEMOCRATS UNITE - IMPEACH HOWARD DEAN

On Hannity last night
...a republican strategist (a woman I've never seen before) said that the press was well aware of the fact that it was the Clintons who publicized the Rev Wright tapes, pushing hard against the main stream media who tried to avoid the issue.

As far as McLame goes, unless he comes up with a strategy to reintroduce competition into the American oil industry, American voters will slap him across the room when they drive their gas guzzlers to the polling booth on $5/gal gas.

Hillary Quotes
Hillary on the American flag:
"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)
-------------------------------------------------
Hillary on the Secret Service:
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king a*s over here and grab those bags!"
(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

Hillary Quotes II
Hillary and Husband Bill:

"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)
-------------------------------------------------
Hillary on those who serve her:

"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being"
-Hillary Clinton
(From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

Nick in Austin
The opposite is just as true. Hellery would use a Red Chinese, and Hussein would use an Islaom-fascist.

Nice one Ms. Parker
.

Hillary The Fake
This woman is sooooo phony, she is nothing more than a sociopath, who would SAY and DO anything to Anybody, to achieve her lust for the Whitehouse. Her "partner in crime, Slick Willy wants back in the Whitehouse to rewrite HIS lousy
history. They BOTH are POWER/MONEY-MONGERS, who
have enabled EACH OTHER, in their personal quest to amass a fortune, and power that is important to them both. This arrangement has been in the works, since the first they met and came together
in the "quest for power/money/Socialism". They don't mind amassing a fortune from ANY sources, including the Saudis, Chinese, etc.and try to HIDE THE FACTS ABOUT IT, all the while "pretending to be getting the info out there to the public voters they are pandering after-this, as they want their special Socialism
to take others' wealth, money away from them"
She is ruthless, a liar and phony as a $3.00 bill
and has enabled her sex addicted partner in attacking woman as she attacked them twice by trying to smear them if they came forward". She is NOT one who is trustworthy, compassionate or kind, and it has showed in her attempts to try to convince people she was as she conned them for
their money/votes.
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