A weird thing happened in Iowa this week. Hillary Clinton was campaigning
for president - no, that's not the weird thing - and she paraphrased a
question from the audience about what in her experience prepared her to deal
with "evil and bad men." Before she could answer, the audience burst into
laughter, and Clinton joined in.
It was such an awkward moment, much of the commentariat hasn't figured out
exactly what to say about it, starting with Clinton herself. At first she
tried to explain that she was thinking of Osama bin Laden and Bush's
inability to capture him. Later, she claimed she was making a joke - just
not about her husband.
From my own viewing of the video - you can find it on YouTube and elsewhere
- Hillary wasn't making any joke at all. She was merely the butt of one and
laughed along with the crowd - without getting the joke - in an excruciating
"I meant to do that" sort of way.
When asked whether the joke was about Bill, she said, "Oh, come on. Well, I
don't think anybody in there thought that." But of course everyone thought
that. Liberal pundits, spinners and the audience members who talked to the
press afterward all said that the unspoken punch line was Bill Clinton. The
Wall Street Journal's Jackie Calmes writes: "Several Democrats afterward
said they interpreted her delivery as a charmingly funny allusion to her
husband's past marital misbehavior."
If Hillary doesn't see that, she's a very bad politician indeed. And, truth
be told, I think she is a bad politician in the sense that she is incapable
of connecting with audiences the way, for example, her husband can. The most
powerful emotional impression she makes on most people isn't compassion or
warmth or sympathy - the hallmarks of a politician who's good in a room -
but discipline. She comes across as stiffer than Trent Lott's hair and more
tightly wound than a rubber-band ball. Even sympathetic reporters write
about her as if her id were a tiny little general in an immense war room
plotting every move on maps sprawled out in front of her. Clinton's
inadvertent joke wasn't part of her plan, even though the audience in her
town halls and Internet chat sessions is pre-selected. And when forced to
explain something off-script, she wobbles like a tightrope walker who missed
a step.
The amazing thing is that she gets away with this. Although everyone
understands that Clinton takes positions on issues based on political
calculation, it somehow doesn't count against her. A recent episode of
"Saturday Night Live" captured the essence of Clinton nicely. "I think most
Democrats know me," the fake Clinton told a fake Chris Matthews. "They
understand that my support for the war was always insincere. Of course,
knowing what we know now, that you could vote against the war and still be
elected president, I would never have pretended to support it."
Hillary's is a very old act, and sometimes she doesn't even care that people
know it's an act. She baked cookies as an ironic joke about her remark that
she "could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas" instead of
having a career.
In 1996, she floated the idea of adopting a child, presumably to soften her
image. When her husband's campaign was over, the urge to adopt miraculously
subsided. In 2000, she deftly boxed her Senate opponent, Rick Lazio, into
seeming like a bully against the poor lady politician.
This victim pose remains incredibly useful for Senator Clinton and her fans.
In 2003, when Clinton's memoir came out, "reporters" like Barbara Walters
virtually produced infomercials in her honor. Clinton insisted that she
wanted to put her husband's infidelities behind her and that she was
dedicated to the issues. It was a masterful charade in which the Great Woman
of Substance was forced, reluctantly, to talk about her humiliation at the
hands of that charming rogue Bill as well as by those sexist cads of the
Republican Right. But when the Washington Post tried to interview her about
the substantive portions of her autobiography, she, according to the Post,
"declined to be interviewed about the political content of her book." Catch
that? She didn't decline to be interviewed. She merely declined to be
interviewed about anything other than her role as "victim."
Clinton's "joke" will be forgotten in a few days, and rightly so. But in the
bigger picture, the joke's on us. |