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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Jonah Goldberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
Kerry, Kerry, quite contrary
by Jonah Goldberg
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Well, Sen. John Kerry certainly did his best to offer an October surprise for Republicans at the last minute.

On Monday, Kerry was in California, stumping for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Phil Angelides. At an event at Pasadena City College intended to highlight Democratic education policies, Kerry told students, "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well." But, he added, "If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

The Internet lit up like a pinball machine. Sen. John McCain called on Kerry to apologize. Shortly thereafter the grand whirligig of the GOP message machine started churning, with denunciatory press releases from the usual suspects. White House Press Secretary Tony Snow asked the press to ask Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Jim Webb of Virginia - a veteran and the father of a soldier in Iraq - if he agreed with Kerry's comments.

In response, Kerry issued a splenetic statement: "I'm not going to be lectured by a stuffed-suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium. ... It disgusts me that these Republican hacks, who have never worn the uniform of our country, lie and distort so blatantly and carelessly about those who have. ... Bottom line, these Republicans want to debate straw men because they're afraid to debate real men."

This raises an interesting question: Can a typed diatribe still be spittle-flecked?

Later, Kerry did find a podium in Seattle and more or less read the same statement for the cameras.

Presumably, Kerry doesn't believe that McCain is either a stuffed-suit Republican hack or a cowardly service-slacking liar. Nor should it matter. Either what Kerry said was wrong or it wasn't. Neither his service nor his critics' lack thereof changes the meaning of what Kerry said. Continued...

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Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online.
 
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Loved the "human toothache . . . "
Thank you for the best & most accurate description ever of Senator Kerry—"A human toothache with the charisma of a 19th-century Oxford Latin tutor."

Actually—a 19th-century Oxford Latin Tutor would at least be more interesting!

Fabulous commentary!

Kerry's Long Quest

.....Kerry's Walter Mitty like dream of becoming President like his idol the real "JFK" may be ending on a slip of the tongue revealing once again his long held contempt for the military ...and a suit filed in Philadelphia's Court of Common Pleas by Col. George E. "Bud" Day, Director and President of the Vietnam Veterans Legacy Foundation...for more info go to http://www.vvlf.org .....COLOSSUS
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