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Monday, May 21, 2007
Jon Sanders :: Townhall.com Columnist
Helping Hillary find her theme
by Jon Sanders
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Will the Dems' health care Christmas Present to America be an improvement or detriment to our health care system?


Oh, gimme dat, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme, gimme dat,

Gimme dat ding, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme dat, gimme dat ding,

Gimme dat, gimme, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme, gimme dat ding!

(Oh, sing it one more time, Mama!)

Oh, gimme dat, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme, gimme dat,

Gimme dat ding, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme dat, gimme dat ding,

Gimme dat, gimme, gimme dat,

Gimme, gimme, gimme dat ding!

Seems perfect! But if there's a better one than that, some enterprising American will find it. Let the search begin!

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Jon Sanders is a policy analyst and research editor at the John Locke Foundation in Raleigh, N.C.

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Reply # 1
Date: May 22, 2007 - 1:49 PM EST
Behind The Mask (Eric Clapton)
BEHIND THE MASK (ERIC CLAPTON)

All alone had to talk about it
Like a two-edged sword, he touched you and he stabs me
All along I knew you were a phony girl
Sit behind the mask where you control your world

Yesterday he had you in his arms
When I'm holding you I feel his bitter charms
I can't judge what you do to me
Camouflage the truth, Indulge your fantasy

Who do you love? Is it me now?
Is it him babe? I don't know
Who do you love? Is it me babe?
Is it him now? I don't know

There is nothing in your eyes; that's the way you cry
All is grand, all is bright. You're just studying my mind
There is nothing in your eyes; that's the way you cry
All is grand, all is bright. You're just studying my mind

Was I invited to your masquerade?
Well the party's over so now take off your face
You say love but it's hard to see
When you're in his arms throwing rocks at me

Who do you love? Is it me now?
Is it him babe? I don't know
Who do you love? Is it me babe?
Is it him now? I don't know

I walk around stuck within my gloom
When I come to you and sit in your room
Truth is new, I have not a trace
Take off your mask so I can see your face
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Reply # 2
Date: May 22, 2007 - 1:24 PM EST
So many choices....
How about Dire Straits...
You're so far away from me.

And isn't the Zappa song, "I'm an &^%hole"?

I don't think anything's gonna beat Elton John,
The biotch is back. Classic.
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