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Monday, April 02, 2007
John Noonan :: Townhall.com Columnist
Public relations, Tehran style
by John Noonan
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There’s a common phrase used throughout the US military, BLUF. Bottom line, up front. While I’m not a fan of the service’s irritating habit of attaching an acronym to everything, I do like how BLUF cuts through excessive verbiage and unnecessary rhetoric. Those four letters simplify things, and as another four-letter military acronym will tell you (KISS: Keep it simple, stupid!) simplification is key to victory.

So when you're talking Tehran, the BLUF is this: Iran, for all their blustering, is nothing more than a paper tiger.

A few months back, Iran announced a brand new fighter aircraft, the Saegheh (Lightning). Normally that type of story is ho-hum in the defense and security community, as the development of new military hardware is a fairly routine occurrence-- news-in-brief material at best. The Ayatollah’s P.R. machine understood this, so they embellished, claiming that Iran’s first domestically manufactured fighter aircraft was “more powerful” than the American F/A-18 Superhornet.

Thus, the propaganda message that Iran was trying to send was delivered via global media: “We can manufacture fourth-generation fighter aircraft, and we can use them to defend our airspace.”

Of course on closer examination, the Saegheh turned out to be a piece of junk left over from Vietnam-- a modified version of one of the F-5 Tigers that we sold Iran before the fall of the Shah in 1979.

And that story, in a nutshell, exposes Iran’s utter impotence on the world stage. They desperately want to be a global player-- the alpha-male in the Middle East, a political and military force to be reckoned with. But, because they lack that type of reach and influence, they lie and exaggerate to make their dreams of hegemony appear more real.

Their snatch-and-grab of 15 British military personnel wasn’t so much a seizure of sailors as it was a kidnapping of headlines. Past experiences, such as the first Iranian hostage crisis, the Chinese spy-plane incident, and the North Korean attack on the USS Pueblo, have taught the Iranians that we will not go to war over a few captives, but will instead negotiate for their release. Through that calculus, Iran can pull stunts like the British Sailor incident without tangible (read: military) repercussions. It allows Iran to project strength, or at least the appearance of strength, by sending the message: “We can kidnap Coalition troops, and we dare the West to stop us.”

True global players do not have to engage in such theater to prove their power. Iran does because Iran is weak. The most resistance they can muster to the hundreds of thousands of Coalition troops surrounding their borders (Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkey) is some low-level warfare in Iraq and grabbing a handful of lightly armed sailors from a dinghy.

That’s why their nuclear weapons program should be of such concern to the west. An atomic Iran allows the Ayatollahs to back their blustering with a credible nuclear deterrent. And while Iran is pathetic through the lens of a state-versus-state paradigm, they have mastered the cruel disciplines of terrorism and its asymmetrical cousins.

From the terrorists in Iraq to the jihadists in Gaza to Hezbollah in Lebanon, all roads of terrorism lead to Tehran. Imagine how far they would be willing to spread the revolution, knowing that they lived under the protective umbrella of a nuclear deterrent. Think Cold War Russia, spreading the communist ideology to all corners of the globe, knowing that as long as they could hold the West at risk with nuclear weapons, military reaction would be limited.

The future could witness American troops fighting Iran-backed jihadis in the Horn of Africa, the Philippines, the Middle East, even the West, with the West, ironically, paying the bills by purchasing Tehran’s oil.

It would be World War by proxy, just like the Cold War, within a new paradigm of global insurgency, where Iran funds and fosters an Iraq-style insurgency in any theater that is ripe for that brand of revolt. It's a simple concept-- the more of America's resources that Tehran can tie up fighting in other areas, the fewer resources America has available to attack the source.

So, if Iran does manage to develop nuclear arms, would they be crazy enough to use them? Some say yes, pointing to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s frequent use of apocalyptic rhetoric. Some say no, pointing to Iran’s tendency to talk the talk, but not walk the walk. I happen to agree with the latter.

Dictators, autocrats, and theocrats all value their power and the preservation of that power above all else-- even if they do happen to think that they are one Tomahawk strike away from 72 virgins. That’s why you don’t see high-ranking Mullahs detonating themselves in Israeli marketplaces. Martyrdom is for peasants.

The real threat is in the deterrence. With Iran’s blustering backed by nuclear weapons, we can expect to see more kidnappings, more terrorism, and more carnage. An emboldened Tehran would feel perfectly comfortable escalating global terrorism to frightening levels, turning relatively benign areas of operation into new, individual Iraqs.

Right now, only two nations seem to understand this-- America and Israel. And while it’s likely that one of the pair will turn Iran’s nuclear program into a pumpkin before the clock strikes midnight, that does not mean that we can afford to twiddle our thumbs as the paper tiger becomes a real tiger.

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John Noonan has been published in The Washington Post, Richmond Times-Dispatch, and National Review, and was a contributor to the Encylopedia of World War I and World War II. He blogs at www.op-for.com.

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It appears that the only country in the world that has the ability to fight terrorism is the USA, but the libs are destroying the will.
Before 9/11, they looked at terrorism is a law enforcement problem. Islamofacist have been at War with us since Pres Peanut(it was a killer rabbit)Carter, allowed Iran to screw us.
The libs want to iqnore them and turn it back into a law enforcement problem. If we get hit again, I wouldn't lose too much sleep if they hit Hollywood or San Francisco. But they still would approach it as a law problem.

voxoreason
The best idea I have heard yet regarding Britain's response to the Iranians came from a contributor with the handle voxoreason. His suggestion, sink their navy.

If one considers this they will recognize that the target is of value to Tehran. It is entirely military and would thus result in minimal collateral damage if any at all and perhaps it would teach Iran to not mess with the west. The biggest problem in all our state department run negotiations is that these cowards never are asked to pay a price. I think it is high time that they did.

Prop a gandad up won't you
. This piece is BS if we get in war with Iran we'll have ti fight them on the ground and we will lose many many men. Quite frankly I don't believe our military is up to it, we don't have the soldiers for Another major war. This is a classic story unfolding, an army gets spread too thin and is defeated, not "they don't win", they are defeated and we are helpless to rescue our troops and are forced to sue for peace. This time watch another coalition form against us. You sir are a lunatic, do you really think we can defeat the entire Middle East with our tiny army? Iran could have 1 million men in the theater tomorrow we would have a real tough time getting 300,00 You say our equipment is so much better. Maybe but we have never been tested Iraq just rolled over Iran will not. They can easily overwhelm us with numbers.Imagine getting rained on my 40, 000 Unless we get rained in by 5,00 men with mortars. Then you start hearing the whistling of artillery. You send a aircraft to carpet bomb the mortars but they have so many soviet era anti aircraft guns planes drop from the sky like flies. Don't trust in technology if a grunt with a rifel can;'t do it apologize and go home.

Defeatists never win
Mike lee would you just cut it out with the "we can't, too many will die," crap. We are the USA! We can and will make Iran a dust bowl...stop sucking up the crap that the media sells you.

Anyone's best guess
"So, if Iran does manage to develop nuclear arms, would they be crazy enough to use them? Some say yes, pointing to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s frequent use of apocalyptic rhetoric. Some say no, pointing to Iran’s tendency to talk the talk, but not walk the walk. I happen to agree with the latter."

This quote from this article says it all. It is anyone's best guess as to whether Iran will use nuclear weapons.
Given their expertise and support of terrorism, allowing Iran to possess nuclear weapons is just unacceptable.
If our nation does not have the collective will to follow through, I hope our current/next President does, regardless of the consequences...our lives depend on it.

tholloway
You may be right. Iran may be all bluster and may not want to use those nuclear weapons. The stakes are high. What if you are wrong and it is me that is right? Where do you live? Would you be willing to take the chance of giving up your community if you are wrong? I'm personally not willing to risk my corner of the country. I'd rather fight before they become a nuclear power.

What do you call that
The Powell doctrine calls for overwhelming strength, what do you call your doctrine where you attack with too few men? The Jericho doctrine? That's a real plan genius, lets use your son mine needs to study.

First up
You are sadly out of date Iraq has devastated our fighting ability. It's obviously you who doesn't know what they're talking about Jimmy Carters Army would beat George Bush army to a pulp in a few minutes that's how bad it is. We haven't been at this weak a state of reediness since before WW I Iraq and Bush policies have the army almost to a state of revolt, enlistment is way down reenlisting is why down, Divorce is becoming widespread as is drug use.

Because I care about those young men more then I care about your bragging rights. and because I served myself I'll speak up against all of you hawks who don't even bother to see how our military is doing before you commit them to a new war. There is nothing worse then someone who talks shi* and has no idea what they're even taking about.

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The U.S. Army’s preparedness for war has eroded to levels not witnessed by our country in decades. As deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan continue unabated, there is a very real prospect that Army readiness will continue to erode, undermining its ability to meet the theater commanders’ needs and foreclosing any option for the U.S. to respond to conflicts elsewhere around the globe. The degradation of Army readiness is primarily a function of unanticipated high troop deployment levels to Iraq, chronic equipment and personnel shortages, funding constraints, and Pentagon civilian mismanagement. These factors have resulted in:
· The likelihood that many Army combat and support units scheduled to deploy to Iraq in 2007 will have less than the required one year period for rest and re-training. This is one of the key indicators that lead many Army officials to conclude that current deployment rates cannot be sustained without breaking the force.
The lowest readiness levels for the vast majority of non-deployed active-duty combat units. The situation for the Army Guard and Reserves is worse.
· Thousands of key Army weapons platforms – such as tanks, Humvees, Bradley Fighting Vehicles – sitting in disuse at Army maintenance depots for lack of funding.
· Indications of growing drug and discipline problems among the newest Army recruits.
· Many Army units here at home have been forced to spend much of their time and energy on managing equipment and personnel shortfalls, instead of training or spending time with their families.
· Commanders at all levels reporting that Army families are becoming increasingly anxious, even angry, about current and future deployments.


mike_lee,
Are you some kind of unpaid, modern day version of "Tokyo Rose," spewing nonsense about things which you nothing about?

One word of advice. When you go so far over the top it becomes obvious that you're either an idiot or you're doing propoganda in a clumsy way.

I'll take 10,000 US GI's vs your 1,000,000 Iranians any day of the week.

Tony Blair and President Bush could and would TAKE the hostages back if they thought Congress and the Senate would give them the operating room. Sink their navy. Don't let them fly a kite. Hold the oil transportation facilities. As your 1,000,000 man army surrounds them, they'll be cut to shreds from GPS-guided ordinance from Spooky and Specter.

But if we do go into a shooting war, we shouldn't stop until we have a regime change, and all nuclear capabilities are destroyed.

But, Dude...
I just hate defeatist weasels and I don't have the willpower NOT to tell them to quit with the loser attitides...ARGH!

You dangeroulsy understimate Iran
This is not, nor ever is going to be a regular war.

How advanced their fighter planes are is inmaterial.

We are weak, effeminate even.

Argentina ought to run get the Malvinas (A. K. A. Falklands)

Spain ought to immediately take Gibraltar

There has never been a better time for Venezuela to invade Guyana,

Guatemala ought to quickly take over Belize and,

For Ireland it sounds like a bloody good time to claim Ulster as its own.

Don’t you get it?

Tony Blair; to appease the opposition at home; announced he will withdraw all 7,000 troops by the end of this summer.

The Iranians want to take credit for it.

Just like they would take sure credit for an American withdrawal; date certain.

For the internal consumption of the people in Iran; this hostage taking will only have one outcome; the complete British withdrawal from the “Persian Gulf.”

And, possibly a favorable re-arrangement of the Iraqi-Iranian border in favor of the Ayatollahs

Another great victory for the great Islamic Republic of Iran!

Even without advanced fighter planes

–And specially after last summer shellacking of the Israeli military by Hezbollah-

Any lessons to be learn for the Americans?

The consequences of announcing your withdrawal date are:
Giving someone else a chance to claim victory for it(and I do not mean the Democrats)

The consequences of transparency in war are:
Your enemies know exactly how you are going to respond to any situation.

The CERTAIN consequences of checking with your attorneys always before opening fire are:
Complete ineptitude to conduct an irregular, fluid, guerrilla war

The consequences of imagining that we are not at war with Iran are:
1. We have no plan to deal with them and are constantly outmaneuvered.
2. For the Ayatollahs the price of oil has turned into an instrument of their expansion.

As a civilization:
Let’s all continue to commit a dignified, proper, democratic, duly legal, gentle, peace loving, multicultural-ly sensitive, politically correct suicide.

AH! The irresistible attraction of the Left for brown manly unbridled power!

Did I get on the short bus?
WTF people, that's the congressional report on the state of the military. At the point you refuse to consider another point of view, even the armies, you cease to any use to anyone. "The Dwarfs are for the Dwarfs"

http://www.house.gov/list/press/pa12_murtha/PRmilreadiness0913.html

attaboy
Now that's some good thinking dude. I'm of the opinion it's trouble we don;t need and should just be patient and play nice. No country but Russia has ever been able to reach our nation with any kind of predictability and after the fall of the Soviet Union it was believed a large number of Russian ICBMs would never have reached us.. The Iranian soldier is normally considered a very respectable warrior, they're big and have no hesitation about killing you. The average western soldier, in a close combat situation, will try to avoid killing - or better said he will hesitate. So we use the Iranian Achilles heel. We sprinkle some cute little boys along the path and catch them with their pants down . They may be tough in a fire fight but they are technologically backwards I don't believe they will ever be able to equip a nuke, get it to it's target, and then blow it up Nukes don't explode on impact they are triggered at a certain altitude But if they tried Iran would be vaporized before their slow scuds landed harmlessly in the Atlantic.

unrealated question
What method do you use to keep up with the threads you respond to? Something called trackbacks? Do you bookmark, I have difficulty finding threads I have made an a*s out of myself in. :-P I gave up drinking and took up talking, nothing really changed.

You didn't get on the short bus
You drove the darn thing into my living room!

Why do you assume we'd fight a ground war? It would be essential if we wanted to conquer and occupy the country, yes, but the smart thing for us to do if it comes to that point is to put not one American boot on Iranian ground.

Shoot down anything that flies. Sink anything that sails. Bomb every railroad station, airport, electrical plant. Their endless hordes of fanatic foot soldiers can sit and choke on the dust: they'll never lay eyes on the enemy.

The one fatal flaw is my suggestion is that it calls for us to do the “smart thing.” THAT’S the part I worry about…

Can't unring a bell.
All I'm saying is your talking about invading Persia. (Changed name in 1953) A culture with a military tradition going back 2000 years. An army that beat the armies of mighty greece. the sixth largest standing army in the world with a very sharp military leader and a lot of very sophisticated technology especially geared towards an attack from America. Iraq was not ready Iran is and she will produce some surprises. With the new anti aircraft weapons they have I doubt you could get a plane to that refinery so you have to use the navy, navy shelling is not always accurate what if we hit a school? And all this for what purpose again? Because there are still a few hundred Muslims left who don't hate us? Cause they threw down on a playa'? We know these charges are trumped up but that's Britons problems, Briton colonized Persia and they were often brutal

. The great British accomplishment in that action was to recognize and act upon the need to repress resistance to colonial rule with a properly savage degree of imperial force. “In 1920,” Ferguson gushes, “the British ended the rebellion through a combination of aerial bombardment and punitive village-burning expeditions. It was not pretty. Even Winston Churchill, then the minister responsible for the air force, was shocked by the actions of some trigger-happy pilots and vengeful ground troops.”

Without any sense of shock or disapproval, Ferguson notes that the British general in charge of Iraq “appealed to London not only for reinforcement but also for chemical weapons (mustard gas bombs or shells).” Ferguson deletes (Winston) Churchill’s response, which expressed confidence that gas could be used profitably against what he called “recalcitrant Arabs” and included the following lovely statement: “I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favor of using poison gas against uncivilized tribes.” Consistent with that fine sentiment, Churchill gassed the Kurds as “an experiment,” applauding the “lively terror” that mustard gas shells caused among them. There followed 35 years of British occupation,

It would be a major war for us as all help in that region would immediately dry up. No air bases in Saudi Arabia, no fly overs allowed so I doubt we could even get there. If Iraq has a port I guess we could

You just don't rush into war it's a horrible thing happy little children, red cheeked sweaty little girls who are playing stick ball today will be spread about in grotesque lumps of red street clutter next week. You got to have a really good reason for that. Of course I spent much of my life overseas and have seen things that I wish I could unsee.

Oh and PS
Marines are part of the navy how do you get the navy involved in a ground war? They are too valuable to serve as grunts. It's our first strike force delivered and extradited by the navy numbering only 180.000 of which at least half can't be moved from current duty stations. They cant win a war with 90,000 marines (and thats a huge number there is no way they could get that many marines to theater. Yes, of course the marines would kick a*s but were talking about the army here.
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