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Monday, April 02, 2007
John Noonan :: Townhall.com Columnist
Public relations, Tehran style
by John Noonan
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There’s a common phrase used throughout the US military, BLUF. Bottom line, up front. While I’m not a fan of the service’s irritating habit of attaching an acronym to everything, I do like how BLUF cuts through excessive verbiage and unnecessary rhetoric. Those four letters simplify things, and as another four-letter military acronym will tell you (KISS: Keep it simple, stupid!) simplification is key to victory.

So when you're talking Tehran, the BLUF is this: Iran, for all their blustering, is nothing more than a paper tiger.

A few months back, Iran announced a brand new fighter aircraft, the Saegheh (Lightning). Normally that type of story is ho-hum in the defense and security community, as the development of new military hardware is a fairly routine occurrence-- news-in-brief material at best. The Ayatollah’s P.R. machine understood this, so they embellished, claiming that Iran’s first domestically manufactured fighter aircraft was “more powerful” than the American F/A-18 Superhornet.

Thus, the propaganda message that Iran was trying to send was delivered via global media: “We can manufacture fourth-generation fighter aircraft, and we can use them to defend our airspace.”

Of course on closer examination, the Saegheh turned out to be a piece of junk left over from Vietnam-- a modified version of one of the F-5 Tigers that we sold Iran before the fall of the Shah in 1979.

And that story, in a nutshell, exposes Iran’s utter impotence on the world stage. They desperately want to be a global player-- the alpha-male in the Middle East, a political and military force to be reckoned with. But, because they lack that type of reach and influence, they lie and exaggerate to make their dreams of hegemony appear more real.

Their snatch-and-grab of 15 British military personnel wasn’t so much a seizure of sailors as it was a kidnapping of headlines. Past experiences, such as the first Iranian hostage crisis, the Chinese spy-plane incident, and the North Korean attack on the USS Pueblo, have taught the Iranians that we will not go to war over a few captives, but will instead negotiate for their release. Through that calculus, Iran can pull stunts like the British Sailor incident without tangible (read: military) repercussions. It allows Iran to project strength, or at least the appearance of strength, by sending the message: “We can kidnap Coalition troops, and we dare the West to stop us.”

True global players do not have to engage in such theater to prove their power. Iran does because Iran is weak. The most resistance they can muster to the hundreds of thousands of Coalition troops surrounding their borders (Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkey) is some low-level warfare in Iraq and grabbing a handful of lightly armed sailors from a dinghy.

That’s why their nuclear weapons program should be of such concern to the west. An atomic Iran allows the Ayatollahs to back their blustering with a credible nuclear deterrent. And while Iran is pathetic through the lens of a state-versus-state paradigm, they have mastered the cruel disciplines of terrorism and its asymmetrical cousins.

From the terrorists in Iraq to the jihadists in Gaza to Hezbollah in Lebanon, all roads of terrorism lead to Tehran. Imagine how far they would be willing to spread the revolution, knowing that they lived under the protective umbrella of a nuclear deterrent. Think Cold War Russia, spreading the communist ideology to all corners of the globe, knowing that as long as they could hold the West at risk with nuclear weapons, military reaction would be limited. Continued...

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John Noonan has been published in The Washington Post, Richmond Times-Dispatch, and National Review, and was a contributor to the Encylopedia of World War I and World War II. He blogs at www.op-for.com.

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Oh and PS
Marines are part of the navy how do you get the navy involved in a ground war? They are too valuable to serve as grunts. It's our first strike force delivered and extradited by the navy numbering only 180.000 of which at least half can't be moved from current duty stations. They cant win a war with 90,000 marines (and thats a huge number there is no way they could get that many marines to theater. Yes, of course the marines would kick a*s but were talking about the army here.

Can't unring a bell.
All I'm saying is your talking about invading Persia. (Changed name in 1953) A culture with a military tradition going back 2000 years. An army that beat the armies of mighty greece. the sixth largest standing army in the world with a very sharp military leader and a lot of very sophisticated technology especially geared towards an attack from America. Iraq was not ready Iran is and she will produce some surprises. With the new anti aircraft weapons they have I doubt you could get a plane to that refinery so you have to use the navy, navy shelling is not always accurate what if we hit a school? And all this for what purpose again? Because there are still a few hundred Muslims left who don't hate us? Cause they threw down on a playa'? We know these charges are trumped up but that's Britons problems, Briton colonized Persia and they were often brutal

. The great British accomplishment in that action was to recognize and act upon the need to repress resistance to colonial rule with a properly savage degree of imperial force. “In 1920,” Ferguson gushes, “the British ended the rebellion through a combination of aerial bombardment and punitive village-burning expeditions. It was not pretty. Even Winston Churchill, then the minister responsible for the air force, was shocked by the actions of some trigger-happy pilots and vengeful ground troops.”

Without any sense of shock or disapproval, Ferguson notes that the British general in charge of Iraq “appealed to London not only for reinforcement but also for chemical weapons (mustard gas bombs or shells).” Ferguson deletes (Winston) Churchill’s response, which expressed confidence that gas could be used profitably against what he called “recalcitrant Arabs” and included the following lovely statement: “I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favor of using poison gas against uncivilized tribes.” Consistent with that fine sentiment, Churchill gassed the Kurds as “an experiment,” applauding the “lively terror” that mustard gas shells caused among them. There followed 35 years of British occupation,

It would be a major war for us as all help in that region would immediately dry up. No air bases in Saudi Arabia, no fly overs allowed so I doubt we could even get there. If Iraq has a port I guess we could

You just don't rush into war it's a horrible thing happy little children, red cheeked sweaty little girls who are playing stick ball today will be spread about in grotesque lumps of red street clutter next week. You got to have a really good reason for that. Of course I spent much of my life overseas and have seen things that I wish I could unsee.
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