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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
Ruins, At Least
by John McCaslin
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Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers, Washington Republican, observes: “History teaches us that the pharaohs drove Egypt to bankruptcy building the pyramids. At least they got pyramids.”

PRAY FOR HARRY

So is the Senate's esteemed chaplain, Barry C. Black, now offering up personal prayers for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid while the Nevada Democrat legislates his way through the economic crisis?

On hand every morning to bow his head as Mr. Black convenes the Senate in prayer, Mr. Reid suspects that might be the case.

“Often, these prayers are directed, it seems, to me,” confesses Mr. Reid, who adds: “I guess that is what prayers are all about.”

OUTDOOR DIMMER

Additional energy-efficient legislation has been introduced by Rep. Jane Harman, the California Democrat whose revolutionary 2007 bill-turned-into-law bans 100-watt incandescent light bulbs by 2012, phases out inefficient bulbs by 2014 and requires bulbs in 2020 be at least three times as efficient as today's.

Now the congresswoman's new bill targets outdoor lighting, which she says is provided by “outdated and inefficient technologies.”

Rather than incandescent and halogen lights, her legislation would require “super-efficient light emitting diodes, or LEDs.” In addition, all outdoor lights would come with bi-level, or dimmer-switch controls, allowing users to alter the amount of light emitted.

“You don't need the same level of brightness at dusk as you do in the middle of the night,” she argues.

'WILLFUL' DELETION

It's been more than 50 years since a now-”antiquated” United States criminal code was revised to reflect the modern world, and now a Republican congressman aims to bring it up to date, cut its size by one-third and make it user-friendly.

Take the word “willful,” says Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner Jr., Wisconsin Republican, which appears throughout the code despite the Supreme Court complaining that it's “a word of many meanings.”

“Courts have described 'willful' as meaning a high degree of culpability, such as a bad or evil motive,” the congressman notes. Indeed, the late federal judge and judicial philosopher Learned Handargued a half-century ago:

“It's an awful word! It is one of the most troublesome words in a statute that I know. If I were to have the index purged, 'willful' would lead all the rest in spite of its being at the end of the alphabet.”

The revised code would employ a straightforward approach, Mr. Sensenbrenner says, and where possible the term “knowingly” would be used to define the intent for most every crime.

“The term 'knowingly' means that the act was done voluntarily and intentionally,” he explains.

UH-OH

”CJR's running total of journalists laid off or bought out since January 2007 was 11,250 by mid-February, and we surely missed some. Our fear is that America won't realize what it has lost until the mainstream press is a ninety-pound weakling - online, on paper, on whatever. And in the words of Joseph Pulitzer, in a paragraph that sits on a brass plaque in the building where we work, 'Our Republic and its press will rise or fall together ... .' ”

- Dispatch this week from the editors of the Columbia Journalism Review

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John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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Pray TO Harry
Did Mr. John McCaslin consciously interpret Mr. Reid's statement or naively equate the two prepositions "to" and "for"?

“Often, these prayers are DIRECTED, it seems, TO ME,” confesses Mr. Reid, who adds: “I guess that is what prayers are all about.”

Mr. Reid is not God. Mr. Reid can perhaps be excused because he is an ignorant liberal. But some people pray TO GOD, and they really do believe that God hears them.

Note to Jane Harman, brightness in
people, especially Congressmen, needs to be on full all the time. Too bad that hers is set to permanantly DIM.

Did I willfully say that?

When did we get so submissive
that we let Congress decide what light we read by?

Already, the replacement bulbs for *old* incandescents are ugly and do not fit many light fixtures, full of mercury and cannot be discarded in regular trash, don't *light up* quickly, and emit a poor, dim radianat designed to ruin eyesight and, doubtless, up the cost of medicine for eye care the stupid gov't pr's it's going to save us from.

Talk about literary irony.

We should cut off electricity to DC for the Capitol from March to Oct. and send the idiots home who have nothing better to do than interfere with our lives more and more. No AC would drive them away in droves, as DC was built in a swamp and is hell in the summer.

We have a CONSTITUTION
Will SOMEONE please point out to me the precise clause in the US Constitution that gives these wannabe-tinpot dictators (and I include the doofus in the White House) the AUTHORITY to ban lightbulbs? Or Fire a company CEO? Or tell me what kind of toilet paper I can use?
It seems like there is no law anymore other than what these lying sub-fungal life forms called politicians say there is - which means none.
Bad Idea.

T, sorry, we HAD a Constitution!
It has been used for little more than toilet paper for a very long time.

Prescience
"Our Republic and its press will rise or fall together." Pulizter was right, though his timetable was slightly off. The press, as we have come to understand it, has collapsed. Its final collective act was to rig one more election. Thus it ensured that the Republic will quickly follow it into oblivion.

Let Them Fail
If there is going to be fair and balanced political coverage in 2010/2012 it is best the msm newspapers fail now.

The Prayers
If the prayers are directed at Reid as Reid seems to believe, then does that mean Reid considers himself to be God?

At Least They Got Pyramids
That is a good saying for those in the Middle East. Saddam spent Iraq into a problem building his palaces. Gaza has the same problem as every penny given to them is spent on "office buildings" for their politicians. So does most of the other countries there. Perhaps we should do that here. We could at least be able to point some some falling-down building as say with pride, "that's where my money went".

mij61
Good comment. We also need to let the MSM TV news fail too.

For Ms Harman In CA
It would seem OBVIOUS to any casual observer that the "Late.Great?" state of California is Proficient in the ART of Constantly *Sh!tting in their Mess Kit* to use an old GI expression used to describe an Unfixable, Indescribable Malfeasance.
I'll put that "LAW" on my list of things NOT TO DO right below the LAWS pertaining to Handling/Disposition of my FIREARMS..ALL those with Delusions of Grandeur had best JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE..CHEERS!!

About the pyramids

A couple of items from my Gems Book.

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There has always been a need for
housing, clothing, and food.
_______________________________
Thousands of years ago no one spent their time assembling automobiles, airplanes, televisions, computers, and telephone systems.
_______________________________
There were no Wal Marts, Sears Roebucks,
Macy's, or General Motors, to keep
millions of people employed.

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Imagine the millions of man-years spent building walls, gates, fortresses, palaces, and cathedrals,
one, two or three thousand years ago.
_______________________________
Thirty-five hundred years ago, the
Palace of Knossós, on Crete, had 1,300 rooms,
with pressure piped fresh water.
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But what else was there to do?
_______________________________
When asked why he built so many palaces,
one King replied, “Who else would feed my people?”
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Work fare, rather than welfare.
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