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Monday, December 29, 2008
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
I Hereby Resolve...
by John McCaslin
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Adhering to tradition, more than one Inside the Beltway reader has already submitted New Year's resolutions for our commander-in-chief to adhere to in 2009.

President Bush, obviously, is already counting down the days until he is kicking back in Texas, so the new batch of resolutions should be directed to the attention of President-elect Barack Obama.

In other words, put on your thinking caps and tell Inside the Beltway what you would like Mr. Obama to resolve to accomplish in the no doubt daunting first year of his administration. Please include your names and hometowns when emailing resolutions to Inside the Beltway columnist John McCaslin in care of the e-mail address listed at the bottom of the column.

LAND OF LARCENY

"Imagine the surge of pride Illinois drivers will experience when making cross-country trips displaying this remarkable symbol of our beloved state!" writes Inside the Beltway reader Stan Welli of Aurora, Ill.

Mr. Welli forwarded a mock vehicle license plate bearing photographs of former Illinois Republican Gov. George Ryan (convicted of corruption in 2006, he is currently serving a six-plus-year prison term) and current Democratic Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich (who was arrested earlier this month and awaits a court appearance on corruption charges).

As for the license plate's slogan beneath each gubernatorial portrait: rather than "Land of Lincoln," it reads, "Where Our Governors Make Our License Plates."

POWER INCLUDED

Virtually every class of accommodation within reasonable proximity to President-elect Barack Obama's Inaugural ceremonies is being let by money-hungry Americans hoping to cash in on the much-anticipated arrival in the nation's capital of the country's 44th president.

Shell out enough bucks, for example, and the inauguration-goer can rent an entire town house in Foggy Bottom for a mere $15,000. If it's a room you're after, the starting bid is only $6,000 for a four-night stay in a king-size bed at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown (the peddler, obviously, was smart enough to book the room many moons ago). Rest assured, there's lodgings in the offing for every budget and pocketbook. Continued...

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John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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Happy New Year!

Thank you for letting us in on the NEW Illinois license plate! Leno or Letterman should grab that guy for their writing staff!

As for the Inaugeration...,I cannot understand why anyone would want to put themselves through such an ordeal. Too many people! Just watch it on television. I have great sympathy for those in charge of security for the event.It seems an impossible task. I also feel sorry for the group that is in charge of ordering and positioning the Porta-Potties.What a nightmare!

Well...,Barry Dunham got his prize. His first REAL job. Good Luck Barry. You'll need it!

Doesn't sound very "OPEN" to me
"Given organizers of the 56th Presidential Inaugural are striving to make inauguration week the most "open" of any in American history"

"Attendees will be subject to thorough security screenings"

"Those items, among the obvious weapons and ammunition, prohibited from the inaugural parade route and the White House reviewing stand: bicycles, backpacks, packages, large bags, aerosols, coolers, thermal or glass containers, laser pointers, animals other than guide dogs"

Maybe BHO should simply get his Chigago thugs to provide security. You know, the ones in the neighborhood.
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