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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
This Explains It
by John McCaslin
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Was the Copenhagen Global Warming Summit Walk-Out a Win for the U.S.?


Astrologer Dave Bromberg of Chico, Calif., writes to Inside the Beltway to say that the time has come to let the rest of the world in on one of astrology's "juiciest" secrets: that every two years or so Mars and Jupiter are in sign opposition.

"When this happens senators will find themselves in direct contradiction in what they say and what they did; governors will have to disclose hidden sexual trysts; mayors will have their intimate text messages come to light," he reveals. "This is what is happening now that Jupiter is in Capricorn and Mars is in Cancer — and it will continue until the 9th of May of this year."

Streets of Philly

"Want to be in a music video for Hillary?"

That's the question posted on Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's presidential campaign Web site, calling interested volunteers to "the streets of Philadelphia" on the afternoon of Saturday, April 5.

"You don't need to know how to sing at all! Just be enthusiastic, willing and available to be included in video footage," the posting encourages. "If you are of voting age and up, and would love to be a part of a song that mentions issues Hillary stands for, then we'd love to hear from you."

Mother of primaries

The registration deadline was midnight Monday for Pennsylvanians to vote in the pivotal April 22 Democratic primary, and given the unprecedented number of registered voters, expect a high turnout at the polls.

State election officials count a record 4.05 million Democrats who have registered to vote in the primary, the first time the 4 million mark was broken. Polls show Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton with a sizable lead over Sen. Barack Obama, although the latter is counting on the state's young people to come out and support him.

A recent Quinnipiac poll shows 63 percent of likely Democratic voters under age 34 supporting Mr. Obama's candidacy.

Winning Newt

Speaking of Sen. Barack Obama, guess who's accepting "The Obama Challenge" to help all Americans pursue happiness and prosperity?

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, that's who.

"He is right. Americans must demand real change from elected officials," says Mr. Gingrich, who explains he will espouse further on the Obama challenge during a 12:30 p.m. address tomorrow at the American Enterprise Institute. Continued...

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John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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BILLARY THE FRAUDS!!

We let Bill into the White House to sleep with more interns and we let him slide when He lied to us..

BILL:"I did not have no relations with that woman"

BILL: "Ok I did and with out a condom"" My Baad"

BILL: "Hillary was home, she watched, she's a freeak"
BILL: "Chuckle"


Hillary: "I have 32 years of experience".

Hillary: " I lied, I lied to Walmart employees who lost their jobs and benefits when we got rid
of the unions"

Hillary: "I got my best friend and tax lawyer killed and I got my tax paperwork out of his office the night I got, I mean, he got killed"

Hillary: "8 years as first lady I meet with political leaders and sat in on US and Foreign Policies.

Hillary: "I lied, I never had security clearance to sit in on any political businees." OOPS!!

Hillary: " I drank tea and ate lots of food while my husband slept with Monica".




So now Hillary just took lying to an all new level!!

"Snipers, snipers everywhere, RUN!!!

Run!!! Forrest Run"


"Run Chelsea Run"

"Run Sinbad and Cheryl, Run!!"


Hillary: " I mispoke that I ran, I am human, everybody does it."

Hillary: " American's are used to us and our lies"


Hillary: " Where Frauds" " oh well, get over it"

Hillary: "WE the Clintoons, are experience liars, SOOO HAAA!!"

Hillary: We've been lying to the PUBLIC SINCE DAY ONE!!



Hillary: "Now let me go answer this phone, It's 3am and I feel the need to go tell another lie!!"


Chelsea:" Where can I hide now?" I know Bosnia""

Chelsea: " I love them Snipers, so cute"



Get rid of the PC police
"Idaho House Speaker Lawerence Denney noticed that some members of the press were not joining with lawmakers and reciting the Pledge of Allegiance at the start of House proceedings."

Ugh! Now we have a self appointed fool who wants to critique the way people in a body (the legislature) that they are not even a member of. And harrass people who do not want to say "under god" when they recite the pledge!

Why anyone with a mental age over 12 would even want to put the US under some imaginary god is beyond me! Of course adults don't say "under god" or if they do they only say it to appease the PC thought police that might be watching and listening.
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