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Monday, March 24, 2008
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
Best Man/Woman
by John McCaslin
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Will the Dems' health care Christmas Present to America be an improvement or detriment to our health care system?


Still not sure who to support in the 2008 presidential election? Be happy you're not former Defense Secretary William Cohen and his black wife, Janet Langhart.

"We like all three," she tells Inside the Beltway.

"Bill was best man to John McCain in his wedding to Cindy," she points out.

"We love the Clintons," she continues. "Not only is Hillary Clinton capable as a woman of becoming president, which is sentimental to me, President Clinton gave Bill and me an opportunity of a lifetime to represent this country and the U.S. military."

"And I share ancestral roots with Barack Obama," she concludes. "That could be my son; I have almost this maternal feeling for him. Together we share and understand our history and our struggle ... ."

Mickey-D moment

An Alexandria woman named Kim A. writes of "a historic moment under the golden arches."

"I was at the McDonald's on Henry Street at 1:00 p.m. with three little children, and it was exactly the time that New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson was making his announcement endorsing Barack Obama for president.

"It was dead quiet. Two African-American men were standing around the televisions mounted on the walls, and two Hispanic families seated around me also watched intently. As soon as Richardson endorsed Obama, an African-American woman next to me called her husband and told him what had happened.

"Then one of the two men watching the TV shouted out loud in a tone of wonder and amazement: 'It's going to happen. Obama is going to be the next president!' It was the only moving moment that I've ever experienced with politics."

Mais oui!

That's likely Republican White House nominee Sen. John McCain depicted wearing a beret and curly mustache and proclaimed a "hero of France" in a new video ad after he supported an Air Force decision to award a huge contract to Europe's Airbus instead of America's Boeing.

"John McCain, hero of France," reads a banner on the Arc de Triomphe in the opening scene. "Thanks for helping the U.S. military choose a French company, Airbus. Tens of thousands of jobs for the French and thousands fewer for Americans, ha, ha, ha!"

The ad, issued by the liberal Campaign for America's Future, concludes: "It's a great day for France. Long live John McCain and long live France."

The McCain campaign told reporters the Arizona senator had merely highlighted procurement corruption between Boeing and the Pentagon, action that had nothing to do with Airbus and which resulted in criminal convictions.

"All he was looking for was a fair and open process," McCain campaign spokesman Brian Rogers said, to get "the best weapons system at the best price for the taxpayers."

Scrambled eggs

Number of real eggs for today's 2008 White House Easter Egg Roll: 7,500

Number of dyed eggs for the egg hunt: 3,200

Number of plain eggs for children to dye: 4,500

Number of tickets issued for the roll: 22,000

New fin

Spent one of the new $5 bills yet?

If not, it won't be long, as the first of the redesigned "fins" featuring the portrait of Abraham Lincoln are now being circulated by the Federal Reserve. Fitting enough, Michael Lambert, an assistant director at the Federal Reserve Board, spent the first new $5 bill on a book of President Lincoln's speeches that he picked up at the Lincoln Cottage gift shop at the D.C. Soldiers' Home.

He says enhanced security features with the new $5 bill will throw a wrench into the country's counterfeiting presses. The redesigned bill has two watermarks — a large "5" in a blank space to the right of the portrait replaces a previous portrait of Lincoln, while a second consists of three smaller "5"s to the left of the portrait.

The embedded security thread, which glows blue, runs vertically to the right of the portrait, while "USA" and "5" alternate along the thread. Otherwise, the "5" has been enlarged, oval borders around Lincoln's portrait and the Lincoln Memorial have been removed and both engravings enhanced, small yellow "05"s are seen throughout the bill, and the bill is now light purple.

As for some trivia: Lincoln established the U.S. Secret Service on the same evening he was assassinated, making safeguarding the nation's currency from counterfeiters the agency's primary mission. Last year, $61.4 million in counterfeit money was passed in the United States.

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Anyone but Obama
On my drive home tonight I listened to the darkside again(Air America). A reporter was on that wrote a piece on the Obama's Doctrine. This would be Obama's foreign policy.
First off Obama believes theirs too much disparity between the poor and the rich in the world. This is what causes all the hate and resentment. So Obama going to go about fixing the world problems. This would include taking from the rich and giving to the poor. I think this is called Marxist socialism.
All you working class blue collar people who think this might be a good idea. Keep in mind he will want all your taxes for the rest of the world. America's too rich. But you probably won't have to worry about that because you'll no longer have jobs. Those rich bourgeois capitalist pigs will just fold their companies. Sounds like I've heard this plan before. Fidel Castro. That's working real good.

Mr. O is a no go.
If you had been a member of a controversal church for two decades and decided to run for POTUS, would you not have the wisdom of seeing this as a possible destructive issue?
If you hoped to be First Lady would you say you had spent your entire life being not proud of thse United States?
If you knew your purchase of your million dollar home had some political disaster tied to it would you not defuse that issue before you ran?
If your answer to these three questions is no then you would be a most dangerous President. You would not have the skill to manage the most powerful office on the planet.
Don Jones
MyManJohn.com

My man jones
Good word!

That's exactly right. If anything, Obama has clearly articulted to the American public with his actions, that:

1) He has very poor judgment.
2) His perspective on America is entirely skewed.
3) He believes Americans are easily duped.
4) He's just another politician.
5) The ultra-liberal is showing his true colors.

Think about that speech of his, he shows us the Rev. Wright door #1, makes a couple comments and slams the door. And then walks over to door #2 and opens the door to racism and leaves it open.

The goal was to dupe white America into believing if we talk negative about Wright or his association to Wright, that qualifies as racism. He attempted to play a guilt trip. He attempted to justify Wright's comments and blame white America for causing Wright to say those things.

Janet Langhart.
all this emotional turmoil on whom to vote for.
typical of women voters. they vote with their hearts not their brains.

remember Janet, only Juan McCain is against abortion. that should tug at women's hearts.

adios,
Harvey
Lancaster, Taxifornia
dial 1 for english

wrench into the country's counterfeiting
after seeing the private federal reserve banks pour money into doomed walstreet firms, i conclude that at least counterfeiters pour non-debt money into the economy that can be instantly used. it spurs the economy by goods purchase - i don't think counterfeiters open savings accounts. no interest, no national debt.
just a little inflation, dwarfed by the 10 biggy banks and their corrupt monopoly bond sales.

adios,
Harvey
Lancaster, Mexifornia
dial 1 for english
SHAK'N IT HERE BOSS

Did I miss something?
What was the intent of this editorial? What side of the fence do you fall on? If you wanted to point out what most people educated in the truth would believe to be absurdities then you achieved your goal. If your intent was merely to inform you suceeded.
Where you clearly missed the point is an editorial voices opinions and a true article reports on a subject or group of closely related subjects where the reader can crasp the correlation.
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