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Thursday, August 16, 2007
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
Landing a Queen
by John McCaslin
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As soon as he returns from the Middle East this week, Florida Rep. Gus Bilirakis will shave his head, but not because of the heat. Rather, the Republican congressman promised to lose his hair if the American Cancer Society met a Florida fundraising goal.

"We are thrilled because when Gus shaves his head and goes to his office in D.C., he will ... bring more awareness [of cancer] to the U.S. Congress," says Mike Wick, chairman of the cancer society's Southeast Hillsborough unit.

Getting socked

Socks, which keep America on its feet, were the reason that Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez picked up the phone the other day and called a concerned Alabama Rep. Robert B. Aderholt, assuring the Republican lawmaker that the U.S. sock industry will be protected against foreign competition. "The numbers don't lie," Mr. Aderholt said after taking the call. U.S. census data finds American sock production dropped by 20 percent in 2006 and 14 percent in the first quarter of 2007. Commerce Department import data, meanwhile, shows the number of imported socks from Honduras increased almost 50 percent in the 12 months ending in April 2007.

Harry craze

An appreciative first lady Laura Bush, on hand this week in Austin, Texas, for the dedication of the Laura Bush Community Library, observed that the average book on the library's shelves is borrowed more than seven times per year - "and that average was actually calculated before Harry Potter was just released."

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John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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