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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
An Inconvenient Truth for Mr. Clinton
by John McCaslin
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Good Samaritan

Washington resident John Lockwood was wandering through Borders bookstore at 18th and L streets NW, where he couldn't help but notice that a prankster had carefully placed a copy of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" on the "Noteworthy Fiction" shelf.

"A bookstore is seldom a place where one meets with temptation, but I underwent just such a trial," Mr. Lockwood admits. "I was mightily tempted to leave it where it was. After all, there was Al on the cover, wearing that look of earnest self-satisfaction ...

"But no, I was a good citizen and put it back in its proper place."

Paint it white

Our "Huff and puff and ... " item about former President Bill Clinton encouraging homeowners to skip the tar and shingles and lay sod roofs on their homes and offices generated considerable reaction -- even from as far away as Guam.

Mr. Clinton recently told a Washington audience that to be more energy-efficient, America must engage in "relentless home improvement," including resorting to sod roofs, which are far cooler than tar roofs in the summer.

"Sounds great doesn't it -- a 'sod roof.' It will be a hoot mowing it," writes a South Carolina building contractor. "Whatever happened to people just dealing with the heat of hot days using fans to circulate the air inside and wearing light, loose clothing during hot months, and [in winter] heavier clothing in and out of the home and heating with wood-burning stoves? (Less polluting than oil.) We've become a nation of spoiled brats."

Meanwhile, an employee of Halliburton Energy Services writes: "Do you have any idea how much dead weight sod would add to your roof joists? At least at on, and then that would at least double in weight after the first rain. At which point you will find your new sod roof sitting on your floor in the kitchen and bedroom.

"There is a simple alternative, which I have done to my own house: Paint your roof shingles white! I live in Houston, which is even hotter in the summer than up north in Washington, D.C. After I painted my asphalt shingles white,the temperature drop was dramatic.

"Years ago, commercial buildings had already traded black tar roofs for white or light-gray coloring. In the last couple of years, yellow school buses(with no air conditioning) are now seen on our streets with white tops. It's simple: white color reflects solar energy better and cheaper than anything else."

Finally, Loretta Werres of Ocean View, Del., wonders: "Did anyone in the audience ask Mr. Clinton how his sod roof was performing?"

Build it strong

Hurricanes Katrina and Rita have brought something good to Louisiana after all -- the proposed creation of a National Hurricane Museum and Science Center in southwest Louisiana, which following a voice vote now has the support of Congress.

Among other museum highlights, the future center will chronicle and showcase all U.S. hurricanes of record, memorialize all victims and preserve artifacts and personal histories of those who suffered, interpret the effects of hurricanes on land, people, culture and heritage, and showcase improvements in meteorology.

Pierce's due

The presidency of Franklin Pierce is about "to emerge from the fog of history, and on the eve of the 2008 election," book publicist Jayme Simoes tells Inside the Beltway.

Why is the timing significant?

Author Peter A. Wallner concludes that much of what transpired during the administration of Pierce, uniformly ranked among the nation's worst presidents, is relevant 150 years later as he, too, confronted proposed restrictions on open immigration, threats to individual liberties and the "unchecked" growth of presidential power, particularly in time of war.

"Franklin Pierce: Martyr for the Union," due out in the coming weeks, recalls Pierce's friendships with Nathaniel Hawthorne and Jefferson Davis, and his encounters with Dorothea Dix, Stephen A. Douglas, Winfield Scott, William H. Seward and Abraham Lincoln.

Just the facts

Washington Times senior investigative reporter Jerry Seper, who focuses on federal law enforcement, terrorism, homeland security and immigration, has been chosen to receive the 2007 Hodding Carter Journalism Award, to be presented later this month by the Northern Virginia Chapter of the American Society of Public Administration (ASPA).

"He continues to do an outstanding job in focusing on the critical and important issue of immigration and border control," says Karen L. Bune, executive council member and chair of the ASPA awards committee. "He keeps the issue in the forefront of public awareness by presenting the facts objectively and completely."

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Sod Roofs
I love when people decide to take things completely out of context.

From another discussion of Clinton's speech:
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Speaking as a business leader with a home office in Harlem, Clinton also noted that the green initiative alone could make massive strides in job growth and environmental health. For example, he pointed to the numerous old buildings in Harlem and Queens with tarred rooftops. Summertime temperatures can reach 150 degrees, he said, but laying simple sod can reduce that to 80 degrees.

"You can't outsource greening a roof," Clinton said of the potential economic impact of such an initiative, and that "clean, efficient energy" will be an important wave of the economy. "Somebody has to be standing up there. You can’t do that job from India."
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You DO see the difference between calling for urban redevelopment projects that would include putting sod roofs on urban brownstones ... and putting sod roofs on single family wood-frame homes with joists designed to hold a shingled roof, don't you?

But both sides are good at propoganda ... and when it's propoganda that makes fun of your enemies, why bother with context? Even if Clinton's proposal could save considerable energy, reduce the overall "heat-sink" effect of the city, and put people to work, why skip a chance to make a cheap joke when the idea really has merit?

Sod Roofs
Getting quite popular here in Phaildelphia, but have made really strong inroads in Scandinavian countries.

Some people just can't grasp ideas outside thier immediate comfort zone.

Clinton is a sod
Bill Clinton is a sod. I just need to figure out how to get him to lie on my roof.

Great Idea
I am ethnically predisposed to sod roofs. I would also suggest printing ballots in English and Gaelic, pressing 2 for Gaelic and providing Gaelic translators in hospitals, the DMV and other government offices since the Irish represent the largest immigrant group in the history of the United States.

How 'bout it?

Clinton
"Bill Clinton is a sod. I just need to figure out how to get him to lie on my roof."

Don't worry, he lies everywhere he goes.

Fred: Clinton lying on the roof.
In order to get Clinton to lie on your roof, simply place him up there and ask him to start talking. He will be lying post-haste.

I think that Mr. Lockwood made an error though. He should have moved it from "Noteworthy Fiction" to either "Waste Disposal" or "Fantasy."

Clinton on the roof
will result in more environmental insulation material. When he opens his mouth, bovine excrement spews forth.

Hey Bill....SOD OFF!

Blaconesfault
As someone who lived in an "urban brownstone" what do you think these brownstones use for roof joists? the same beams that suburban homes do. Sorry, but without restructuring, a sod roof will be just as dangerous on many urban row homes/town homes as it would in the suburbs. More so, as flat urban roofs would retain even more water.

Not to mention that the water your sod roof retains will freeze in winter, pushing against brick parapets on all sides, and dropping bricks onto the street below. Also, depending on the height of neighboring buildings, possibly pushing apart walls of neighboring houses.

Not such a good idea, I think.

Bill
Opens his mouth and says a lie or something stupid; in this case a stupid lie.

Do any intelligent people actually listen to this bs?

Andrews
I have no doubt that there are any number of brownstones which could safely have sod roofs placed on them, and there are some number which would not.

I would also presume that the insurers of said buildings would want to ensure a structural review take place before action was taken.

In other words, there are very likely a number of structures where its a good idea - since it has been done elsewhere in climates similar to Harlem - and places where it isn't a good idea.

I guess you and the author, in some pique of literalism, rebuke Clinton for not going into a fully detailed discussion of the analyses needed prior to installing a sod roof, the types of structures for which it made sense, the monitoring and maintenance practices that would be required once the roof was installed, and hell, while he's at it, the appropriate skill and bonding levels for the contractors who do the work, as well as OSHA regulations for those engaged in rooftop work, such as fencing to keep debris from going over the edge during construction and proper fall protection for the workers.

Fact is, Bill probably could speak very intelligently on most of those issues, and properly identify the issues where additional expertise was warranted. It seems more than juvenile to have expected him to do so, or to call him stupid, for not loading his speech with a ton of caveats when his basic point was spot on.

BUBBA
Bubba has to lead by example. This do as I say, not as I do from libs is typical. The second he sods all his property and his library, I will take him seriously. Till then, Sod you.

balconesfault
If Bubba is spot on, I assume your in the process of doing that to your home.

Boy you can't even make a joke anymore
Boy you can't even make a joke anymore without someone taking you literally.

At least Clinton was not proposing...
legislation that would FORCE sod roofs. That could happen - example: Compact Flourescent Lights mandated in some parts.

But... it would make the proposers of these bright ideas more credible if they already incorporated them into their own homes.

If Kennedy, Clinton, Gore or Edwards had solar collectors, or windmills, or smaller homes...

Until that time, they are hypocrite bullies.

Gaelic?
Isn't that what goes on in Frisco?

Brownstones
It would be simpler and less costly to lay six inches of styrafoam cover it with a white rubber.Sod roof could not allow the rain to run in to drains creating tremendous extra weight on the structure.The above mentioned procedure is common in commercial builings these days

good citizen?
He was a good citizen to put the book back? Why did he have to remove it from the "noteworthy fiction" section? Does he work for the store? Does the store give him a bonus? I mean, straightening the shelves at your local Borders is not quite the same as picking up trash on the street, is it?

I don't know that it would have occured to me to "return" the book. Someone meant it as a joke and I would have left it there for the next person to enjoy.

Guess maybe I'm not such a good citizen.

Not Worthy Fiction
I think I am even less of a good citizen, as I would be tempted to obliterate or conceal the "e" in noteworthy and leave the book there, ( nothing vandalous, just a piece of tape or popping a removable letter from the sign ).

Balconesfault, I know what you mean, Bill is quite the speaker. Well, . . I guess that, too, depends upon what the definition of "is" is!

Oil/Coal money strikes again
THE WORLD IS FLAT!

SMOAKING IS NOT REALLY BAD FOR YOU! (we have scientist that say so)

Global warming is not a problem and carbon output from humans is not critical? (We have scientists that say so)

Greeted as liberators, mission accomplished?

Lies lies lies.

John McCaslin, another lackey for the oil/coal industry.

Make fun of the ideas to change carbon output, but climate change is here and can't be ignored.

Sadly conservatives, republicans are such twit's that their HATE for "THEM" (liberals, democrats) exceeds their common sense. The conservatives will try to argue and fight rather than work together and ADD something intellectual and helpful.

jetpilot
What is Ron Paul's position on sod roofs?

jetpilot
Wouldn't you like your roof sod-o-mized the bill way?
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