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Friday, June 08, 2007
John McCaslin :: Townhall.com Columnist
Sod Story
by John McCaslin
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Huff and puff and ...

On the heels of singer Sheryl Crow advocating "only one square" of toilet paper per bathroom visit to help reduce global warming, former President Bill Clinton is encouraging homeowners to skip the tar and shingles and lay sod roofs.

We turn to Mr. Clinton's appearance last month at the Potomac School in Northern Virginia. As first reported by Brian Trompeter of the Sun Gazette Newspapers, the former president spoke for more than an hour on topics that, in the spirit of his former Vice President Al Gore, included climate change.

America must engage in "relentless home improvement," Mr. Clinton told the students, explaining that the environment will improve with more nergy-efficient houses and products.

The former president "made a pitch for the use of sod on more roofs," noting that while tar-roof temperatures reach 150 degrees on 90-degree days, sod roofs get up to only 80 degrees.

We conducted a little research yesterday, and while sod roofs are far more common in places like African villages, we came across a pair of Vermont home builders — Tim Rice and Steve Jacob — who agree with Mr. Clinton that the time is right for a "revival of the old-time sod roof."

Better yet, the Vermonters told Mother Earth News, "the materials are easily found in most back yards."

 All a turf roof needs is some undercoating preparation and a large front-end loader to hoist the soil and grass skyward. And don't worry if the sod appears uneven on the roof; that's due to the varying thicknesses of the individual pieces of turf.

"Just rake some extra dirt into the low spots until the surface of the sod is level. Any grass you cover will grow right up again," assure the builders. Oh, and "to keep the wind and rain from eroding your roof away, line its perimeter with cedar logs."

That's all there is to it. Good luck with your local board of architectural review, and don't forget the lesson of the "Three Little Pigs."

New Korea? 

All the promises by campaigning Democrats in 2006 to have the U.S. military to begin withdrawing immediately from Iraq turned out to be empty.

Indeed, more than six months after the Democrats swept to power on Capitol Hill, the last thing Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean thought he would be hearing is President Bush propose an extended U.S. troop presence in Iraq.

"A 50-year plan for Iraq is not a strategy and it's certainly not acceptable," said a frustrated Mr. Dean.

Adding insult to injury, Republican presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain of Arizona is leaving open the possibility that Americans will grow comfortable with U.S. troops stationed in Iraq for years to come.

"We have had troops in South Korea for 60 years and nobody minds," Mr. McCain pointed out. "If you stay a long, long time, but have the Iraqis doing the fighting, and your people are back in the bases and away from the firing line, I think Americans would be satisfied."

Senator Revels

Saying black history "is too often ignored," Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee of Texas this week recalled the life of a U.S. senator whose accomplishments are all but overlooked in academic textbooks.

"During the Civil War, he helped organize Maryland's first two black regiments for the U.S. Army. In February 1870, he was elected from Mississippi to the United States Senate seat formerly held by Jefferson Davis," Mrs. Jackson-Lee says.

Hiram Rhodes Revels was in an extraordinary position; not only was he the first African American in Congress only a few years after the Civil War had ended, but he was representing a state where black men had only been in positions of servitude."

Revels' seat did not come without controversy, she notes, and "a great debate arose in the Senate as to whether a man of color was entitled" to serve in Congress.

The argument was closed with a quote from former Republican Sen. Charles Sumner of Massachusetts, who declared: "All men are created equal, says the great Declaration [of Independence], and now a great act attests to this verity. Today we make the Declaration a reality."

Parents first

The Washington law firm Skadden, Arps will provide legal advice, pro bono, to the Virginia Tech Review Panel investigating the April 16 massacre on the Blacksburg campus.

The panel, established by Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine and including former Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, is charged with providing an objective analysis of the circumstances of the tragedy and make appropriate recommendations for the future.

"As citizens, and especially as parents, we are pleased that we are able to assist the panel with this very important inquiry," says Michael Rogan, head of Skadden's Washington office.

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Left could learn something from Sumner
If all men are created equal, why do we need affirmative action?

And if we need affirmative action, why only for blacks but not for other ethnic minorities?

Answer that one, Libs!

Hillary delenda est.

Virginia Tech Review Panel
Law firm Skadden, Arps will provide legal advice to help them "provide an objective analysis of the circumstances of the tragedy and make appropriate recommendations for the future."

And they need lawyers because... ?

re sod roofs
And they call right wingers the looney fringe!!
I was in a house 100+ miles away from the coast during Hurricane Katrina, the wind blew 99 mph at my location. Wonder how sod would have held up?? And this man is a college graduate! Wonder if his million+ house is being sodded as we speak? Hillary must be ecstatic.

Sod roofs
We would need a lot more government regulation for sod roofs. Just think of the safety issues...People falling off of their houses with running lawn mowers,the extra pollution from mowing your roof and so on.
Then we would have homeowner's associations dictating what type of sod and how tall it can be. And don't forget the guy down the block with the lawn that's always dead, can you say fire hazard?

Saving the Planet
If Clinton, Gore, Kennedy and all the other eco-friendly Dems really wanted to cut down on our greenhouse gas emissions here in the US, why are they suggesting that we increase them exponentially through their open borders, y'all come attitude?

For every person added to the population, 23.8 tons of greenshouse are emitted per year, directly or indirectly. The 12-36 million illegal aliens who should be sent packing are responsible for between 285 million and 856 million extra tons of emissions per year.

If we continue to engage in family reunification policy, bringing in the z visa holders' wives, children and parents, we will be adding over 5 billion extra tons of greenhouse gas emissions to the atmosphere per year.

If we do not return to a more traditional level of legal immigration and continue importing people at the current rate, we will be adding one half billion extra tons of emissions per year until we reduce the flow of people.

If we allow illegal immigration to continue at current rates we add a similar amount of greenhouse gas emissions per year -- half a billion extra tons.

While many of the newly imported people came from areas where sod roofs are common and our elites may wish to keep them as poor as they were before, most of the aliens are settling in areas where droughts and fires are the watchwords of the day. Dry sod doesn't do well when hot, burning embers are being carried for miles on the dry, hot summer and fall winds.

Maybe the Dems should consider doing an Environmental Impact Report on the importing of extra people, or, call them "pollution units" -- before they tell us we need to change from incandescent bulbs and tar and shingle roofs to mercury-laced compact florescents and sod roofs.

Sod Roofs
Will be a boon to the economy. Think of the increase in the number of Sodomists if the roofs become trendy!

A Sod Story
Sounds great doesn't it..."A SOD ROOF" It will be a hoot mowing it!

Seriously Homeowners would realize a drop in their electric bill, the home cooler with the A/C running less if they would install what is Commonly layman- termed as "Turbine Ventilators" which spin on their own due to exhausting hot air on their roofs...providing that they have front and back roof overhangs with intake vents underneath. I know as I personally installed countless of them on roofs here in South Carolina and everyone whom had me install them, at my recommendation, found the home cooler in the summer, their A/C running less, and lower electric bills.

Other factors need to be attended to such as proper insulation thickness, Vinyl double or triple glazed windows or opting for the same but in replacement windows that are made to fit.....providing the homeowner can afford the latter energy saving improments.

Homeowners in the area are beginning to opt for a better life-time metal color roofing. It looks good and is very low maintenance. For those whom are planning to build a home ...when that can be during this present building slump they should consider build with the front facing the South. Why?...Simple, as in the summer months the sun is lower in the sky and the heat from the sun can help heat the home with its rays shining through the windows and in the summer the sun is high in the sky not shining through the windows. All these improvments will cost too much for the average homeowner. Me, give me either a Ceder log home ( wood is a better insulator than anything) or buy a piece of land that has a hill on it, dig out a portion large enough to build a solid concrete wall/roof home as required and cover the top with dirt and seed it or sod it. Yes, it must face the South with a wall of tempered glass. Now that is a energy efficient home.

What ever happened to people just dealng with the heat of hot days using fans to circulate the air inside and wearing light, briefer, loose clothing during hot months and heavier clothing in and out of the home and heating with wood burning stoves? (less polluting than oil). We've become a nation of spoiled brats and contractors whom make the big bucks.

RE: A Sod Story 2
I would like to add to the above that why have to do all of the above if it all was done right the first time a home was built. For the rest of us we either have to remain spoiled brats or for those who have the bucks make the recommended improvements because some peole don't think far ahead enough. Hind-sight is 20/20.

haha--yeah-right!
When Kennedy, Gore, Clinton, and all the other lefties rip off their existing roofs and replace them with sod, I will consider it.

McCain makes a presumptuous assumption
"We have had troops in South Korea for 60 years and nobody minds," Mr. McCain pointed out. "If you stay a long, long time, but have the Iraqis doing the fighting, and your people are back in the bases and away from the firing line, I think Americans would be satisfied."

I mind our troops being in Korea and have for many years. Why should the lives and limbs of our people be a mere trip wire for a people who don't remember or care about our sacrifices? Nor do they particularly like us in South Korea. Bring them home, all of them. Issue a dire warning of national destruction to the north if they invade the south if we must but I want all U.S. troops out of Korea.

Now in Iraq, if the Iraqis are "doing the fighting" and our people are "back in the bases away from the firing line", what are we doing there at all? McCain is engaged in futility and foolishness when he expresses support for our long term engagement in Iraq.

It will be a "long, long time" before I consider for leadership such muddled, Pax Americana thinking. Our people in uniform deserve better than to be the targeted cop on the beat in world's neighborhoods. Their job is to be the swift and strict enforcer of our own national security interests, period.


Bring it on
Why stop with sod roofs? Bring back mud huts, too! If we're turning ourselves into a third-world country, we may as well start to live like one.

As I have said before
The "progressive" crowd are, at heart, anti-technological primitivists. But I honestly never expected a notable member of their ruling class to, basically, come right out and admit it.

Which is essentially what Former President Clinton did. His little shibboleth reeks of the condescending tone we have come to expect from the "best and brightest" of the progressive elite'. In essence, he is telling the rest of us;

"I am nobility. I deserve all the best our world can give me. But the fact that our advanced civilization allows you, the common herd, to live nearly as well as I do offends my sense of what is right and proper. So I now command you to return to your proper place in the scheme of things, and live as your ancestors did. In hovels. After all, you are peasants, and peasants do not have roofs like those belonging to lords. Q.E.D."

And of course, his "arguments" in favor of this are backed up by builders from Vermont (increasingly, the 21st Century version of a hippie comune on Big Sur, circa 1968), and Mother Earth News (which is written and published BY a bunch of leftover hippies, for the most part).

I'll be interested in the dynamics of a sod roof when Popular Mechanics and/or Popular Science do research showing that its advantages outweigh its drawbacks (anywhere besides the Painted Desert, that is), but not until then.

Oh, and BTW, I live in a 100+ year old, two-story woodframe, 12 rooms, 2,100 sq. ft., in the middle of town. And I don't have air-conditioning. On 80 degree+ days, the house maintains a consistent 73 degrees inside, simply be keeping the windows shut. When it tops 90, I open one window on the north side of the second floor, put a single electric fan in it, turn it on pointed out, and the temperature stays at...74 degrees.

And all under a "100-year" shingle roof, installed in 2000.

The moral being that we've learned a thing or two about the intelligent way to build a house in the millenium since we peasants lived in wattle-and-daub hovels on our liege-lords' estates.

Whether King William of Arkansas believes it or not. Of course, he has something of an excuse. Namely, his former heir-apparent, Prince Albert of Foggy Bottom.

You can't really expect much that is sensible, or indeed even coherent, from a combination like that.


cheers

eon

Oops
Please excuse the typos.

I'm breaking in a new keyboard.


cheers

eon

You first!
Hey Billy-bob, you do it first and we'll see how it works out for you before we give it a shot.

Sod roof my rear end, the word "sod" should simply precede this left-wing imbeciles name. To think, this guy was once the leader of the free world.

Billy-bob is still working on some sort of legacy I guess. He must be thinking that Gore's "climate change" BS is working and he is going to try and cash in on his former left-hand mans scam.

Billy-bob your legacy is this: a semen stained dress, a lie on national television, ignoring the threat of Islamic terrorism, and adultery.

Thats it, there is no more.

Wet Sod=Liberal Mud.
I see that our Ex-,with a triple x, president is advocating that, "relentless home improvement", is needed to improve our environment. Words spoken from a president who, while in office,allowed our military to be cut,along with intelligence capabilities. A part of his,"relentless home improvement",as his administration sought to improve our homeland. Opening the door for people accustomed to living in the heat to ply their trade.
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Then you have DNC chair, Dissembodied Dean, screaming his quick fix rhetoric,reminiscent of his civil union actions in Vermont. Has he says,"A 50-year plan for Iraq is not a strategy and it's certainly not acceptable,",it was not acceptable for Dean,and his liberal back door buddies,to have a long term strategy. With their blinding rhetoric the bill would give couples living together the benefits of married couples. Never saying,or reporting,that the intent was for gay couples. It was reported in a way, that implied, a man, and woman, living together.The definition of the word couple was liberally defined,look it up.This was done to quickly move the legislation through in the last minutes of the session.The Vt. citizens were given little time to discover the truths of the legislation.Just as Dean,and his band of back-door bandits,use rhetoric implying there's a "50 year plan for Iraq", they seek to misinform. By doing so,those with liberal tendencies, fall for the lefts strategy. A strategy that quickly fulfills self need without care for need of the whole.
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A SOD STORY FOR OUR REPUBLIC, THE SOD,CRAWLING
WITH WORMS, ONLY COMING OUT AT NIGHT.

Pesky details
Never mind (1) the potential fire hazard from a sod roof, or (2) the fact that sod weighs several times what shingles weigh, or (3) that most roof under-structures would not support the extra weight.

Let's see if John and Elizabeth Edwards set an example for us. That will happen right after we see the first hybrid-electric stretch limo.


What if it rains?
Anybody ever carry a 5-gallon water container? The container isn't very heavy at all. The water is a task to carry!

Okay, say I have a sod roof...and it is saturated with water after a week of rain every day.

How much would this weigh...and would the average house be able to support this weight?

Bill and Al should have their own comedy show, which is already written! It certainly doesn't work as "reality TV." Plus, it's already a joke.

Lord, protect me from the government when they get the urge to "help" me!

Reagan got it right years ago with the most dangerous thing a liberal can say.

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Why can't you just put sod on top of your present roof? Granted you need borders to the roof to keep it all from slipping off, and water sprinklers. What about rain? Doesn't it get pretty heavy when it rains?
I like the idea. Here in California because of water shortages people and schools are switching to plastic green grass which I think is sad for the birds and the dogs. If we take away our lawns, maybe we can replace the dirt with acreage on the roof. I visualize wild flowers. Of course if you don't have air conditioning and I never have, perhaps nothing is gained. Insulation helps keep the house cooler than otherwise and so does the big tree over my house and the vines I planted. The vines have leaves in the spring and summer absorbing the sunlight, they give me grapes in the fall and they lose the leaves in the winter thus allowing the sunlight into the house. Plus they turn beautifully red in the autumn giving me autumn foliage. I chose not to have curtains and just to have wine leaves that I trained over the windows with little metal supports and wire so the vines are not clinging to the walls of the house.




wind-turbine power
As mentioned above, I also have wind-turbines in my roof to evacuate the hot air from my attic. If the temperature differential is as great as Billary asserts... why couldn't one hook a small electric generator to the turbines on your roof and generate electricity? Almost certainly not enough to offset your air-conditioning or refrigerator, but it should help provide SOME of your electrical needs? Forget big, unsightly windmills. Small turbines on your roof... Not much good in winter, of course...
then again, here in Oklahoma, the wind blows way too fast for the vast majority of the year, maybe the turbines could continue to provide electricity...

and
I know someone who built a house with water pipes under the roof, and with a switch, the water circulates picking up heat and thus cooling the house. Now I am more curious as to where the water goes.
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