Couldn’t have said it better myself. I especially liked that “Newt come home” appeal at the end. Let’s hope he does. Brain cooling on Planet Gingrich can’t set in soon enough. For the record, here’s the Newt Gingrich spin statement, as read on air by Rush Limbaugh:

Many of you have written to me to ask why I recently taped an advertisement with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for The Alliance for Climate Protection, a group founded by former Vice President Al Gore. I completely understand why many of you would have questions about this, so I want to take this opportunity to explain my reasons. First of all, I want to be clear: I don’t think that we have conclusive proof of global warming. And I don’t think we have conclusive proof that humans are at the center of it.

But here’s what we do know. There is an important debate going on right now over the right energy policy, the right environmental policy, and making sure we do the right things for our future and the future of our children and grandchildren. Conservatives are missing from this debate, and I think that’s a mistake. When it comes to preserving our environment for future generations, we can’t have a slogan of ‘Just yell no!’ I have a different view. I think it’s important to be on the stage, to engage in the debate, and to communicate our position clearly.

There is a big difference between left-wing environmentalism that wants higher taxes, bigger government, more bureaucracy, more regulation, more red tape, and more litigation and a Green Conservatism that wants to use science, technology, innovation, entrepreneurs, and prizes to find a way to creatively invent the kind of environmental future we all want to live in. Unless we start making the case for the latter, we’re going to get the former. That’s why I took part in the ad.

Maybe that convinces you, but to me it’s about as plausible as a weight-loss infomercial. The TV spots themselves, as we've seen, have no "battle of ideas" dimension whatsoever. They consist of Gingrich and Robertson weakly letting themselves be used as stage props for a set of beliefs and policies which the two men, in their more lucid and less fame-deluded moments, wouldn't dream of endorsing. Sad, sad. Sad