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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Hugh Hewitt :: Townhall.com Columnist
My Water Bottle or My Life?
by Hugh Hewitt
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Let's begin with an observation. There have been hundreds of "major" airline crashes in the past 80-plus years.

We haven't stopped flying.

A crash is a risk the vast majority of us choose to run.

Not everyone, of course. John Madden takes the bus when he can, and a lot of people drive, take the train, or stay home. It's a free country. We make choices and we live with them.

Returning home via Vancouver from Alaska and I notice immediately the biggest change since leaving early last week: There are no water bottles for sale. The airport eateries are displaying signs about the drinks we cannot have. The planes themselves have become gel free zones.

The bottled water barons have no doubt been rocked to their (plastic) cores. A week ago they were racking up, what, $3 a bottle on the water for sale next to the magazines and candy? Now if you open the water door, you're likely to get tackled.

No successful attack had occurred. Good intelligence collection and superb police work had rolled up another cell of would-be murderers.

And success was met with a ban on water bottles.

This is insane, and obviously so. And the public knows it. The "wisdom of the many" is at work, and on two levels.

First, every water bottle in every airport is now a suspect? Because some terrorists thought they might get one on board if they smuggled it through security while holding a baby?

The absurdity of this response gnaws at our collective confidence. If there is a real reason to ban water bottle sales from inside the security perimeter, explain the threat. But don't expect a free people to see absurdity and conclude that the folks in charge of airport security know best. We know they don't know best as a thousand columnists have remarked after seeing grandma frisked.

But on a much more profound level, we know --we all know-- that thousands of people illegally crossed the border yesterday, or simply ignored their exit date on their visa and decided to stay on for as long as they like, free of any concern of apprehension.

We know that weapons are available on most street corners in the United States and that their sellers don't ask for passports. We know that matches and dry forests are the biggest soft target in the country. Continued...

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Hugh Hewitt is host of a nationally syndicated radio talk show. Hugh Hewitt's new book is The War On The West.

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Smelly Old Ladies and Head To The Hills.
"..for better efficiency airport authorities now suggest you arrive five hours before your flight, completely naked, and then DRIVE to your destination."

Oh Jimmy Carter that's a funny one.

But seriously, with all the recent headlines advocating teacher/student perversions and catering to child molesters by serving them crepes and battered shrimp, and our sinfully secularized media pushing more and more lewd behaviors (as "normal"), how very far from the above quote can we truly be?

Stripping citizens of their right to the decencies of water, and the ability to be/smell/appear clean/sane/civilized, is this not a true indignity?

Naturally, we must do what we can to keep our land, and skies, safe, but there's something bizarre, (and not just paranoid) about this all.

I suppose one could parallel it to a 1940's wartime punch (lemonade, very sour, no sugar, rationed), but I don't know..

While our family would agree such small indignities are a small price to pay for personal safety, there just seems to be something smelling kind of fishy amidst all this talk of water, and deodorants, lip-balms...

I am not criticizing our President's techniques. I guess I can't help but agree with the allusion to Nazism, but not about him.

I say this because I am reminded of that little boy in our states who wanted to give a dying Terri Schiavo a water to drink. He was hauled away by police imagining they were doing their duty.

Strange times in our nation, and wondering who's really running the ship, when such mass hysteria occurs, and little boys get chastened for acting like men. And men who throw away their manhood get lauded as heroes for kissing other men on today's TV shows...

And talking about men being monkeys is praised to the hills, while big sweaty men and little old ladies smell real bad because they have been manipulated out of their right to smell right, and feel right, due to some ugly power 'amongst the nations..

Anyway, I'm tired, hope this wasn't rambely. Just some thoughts..:-)


P.S. What's the big woop about Mr. Hewitt making a grammatical error? Have you ever heard what the man has to say? I have, and it's almost always valuable and important-surely worth overlooking a typo for..

Water Bottles
As crazy as it is for our understaffed national security personnel to deny us deodorant in our carry-ons, the far greater insanity is our nation's continuing failure to profile at airports, train terminals, border crossings, etc.
The sad reality is that virtually every major terrorist attack worldwide has been carried out by young men of Middle Eastern heritage. Isn't it high time that we focused on people matching that description and relaxed our scrutiny of 18-month-old infants and 85-year-old granddads and grannies?

When are we going to get serious about the very real threats we face and stop playing politically expedient games?
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