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Sunday, June 15, 2008
George Will :: Townhall.com Columnist
"Hope" and "Change" for... Baseball?
by George Will
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"Baseball is the only thing besides the paper clip that hasn't changed." -- Bill Veeck

WASHINGTON -- One must say it ain't so. Think of the designated hitter, which illustrates why opposition is a sensible reflex when tinkerers propose changing baseball.

A familiar proposal is now being revived, one that involves lessons pertinent to politics, lessons about how careless advocacy can fuel the imperialism of progress. The proposal is for instant replay to assist umpires, who have recently made some bad calls on baseballs hit out of the field of play.

One was first correctly called a home run, but then was ruled a foul ball. Another was hit over the fence, but bounced back onto the field, was ruled in play, so what should have been a home run became a double, and so on.

It is not news that to err is human and so are umpires. Now, however, those ancient truths coexist with a new fact: Seemingly everything is visually recorded. After all, everyone has a camera in the phone in his or her pocket. So we can do something -- can't we? -- about imperfection. That which can be measured can be perfected, can't it? And extremism in pursuit of perfection is no vice, is it?

Because umpires' errors are displayed in television replays, perfectionists want replays available for umpires during games, at least for "boundary" calls: Was the ball that left the field fair or foul? Did a fan interfere with the outfielder?

Some problematic calls by umpires are an unintended consequence of the designs of new, fan-friendly ballparks. Some outfield fences have idiosyncratic contours, and some fences are low enough to allow outfielders to reach into the stands after balls -- and to allow fans to compete with players for possession of them.

People who oppose video replays are disparaged as baseball "purists" by disparagers who presumably are pleased to be known as "impurists." "Luddite," "antediluvians" and "mossbacks" are among the terms applied to people who say the four words that always infuriate impatient reformers: Let's think this through.

The problem is that reformers will not restrain their metabolic urge for perfection. Listen, as they seem not to, to the logic of their language. They say: If you can replay something, you can get it right -- judge it infallibly -- and that is all that matters. This is an argument for using replays on every close call -- plays at the bases and home plate, hit batters. And: Did an outfielder catch or trap a sinking line drive, etc.?

But it is not true that cameras positioned around a ballpark can answer every question, or even be more definitive than are baseball's remarkably skilled umpires who render judgments close to a play. And even if cameras could deliver certainty, it is foolish to think that all other values should be sacrificed to that one.

In the NFL, coaches' challenges, which trigger replays, contribute to the sense that a game consists of about seven minutes of action -- seriously: use a stopwatch and you will see -- encrusted with three hours of pageantry, hoopla and instant-replay litigation.

Wanting to spare baseball from promiscuous use of replays does not indicate hostility to "change." Barack Obama promises "change" as though that would be a novelty in this nation in which tumultuous change is the only constant. Even conservatives do not (quite) believe that all change, of any sort or size, at any time, for any reason, is regrettable. The problem is, progress always goes on too long, leaving us waist deep in unintended consequences. Soon we are saying "adios" to cherished familiarities. (It was a ballplayer -- Clay Carroll, a former relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds -- who asked, "How do you say 'adios' in Spanish?")

Baseball, like many sports, involves fast, muscular, semi-violent striving. There are inherent limits to how much precision is possible in enforcing rules. Or desirable: Human error is not a blemish to be expunged from sports, it is part of the drama.

Baseball probably will and probably should adopt replays, but only for the few "boundary" decisions. And only after considering how to make this concession to technophiles a prophylactic accommodation, one that prevents an immoderate pursuit of perfect accuracy, until the rhythm of the game is lost and the length of the game is stultifying. People impatient for replays should remember the admonition from Johnny Logan, once a Milwaukee Braves shortstop: "Rome wasn't born in a day."

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No instant replay, thank you
There seem to have been more questionable "boundary" plays than usual lately, so I began to think that maybe it was time for instant replay. But then I realized that the reason I was seeing more questionable plays was because the TV sportscasters were showing more of them, pushing for instant replay to "prove" they knew more than the umpire on the field.

I love baseball [except for the DH] and I don't want it to change. EVER!

True Reform
Let's do the following:

1. Get rid of the designated hitter
2. Recognize that in a season with 162 games, the NL and AL teams with the best records deserve to play in the World Series. (Teams barely above .500 should not make the playoffs).
3. Consistent with item 2, git rid of the playoff system.
4. Get rid of the lousy expansion teams that have diluted the quality of play. Two leagues of ten teams should be about right.
5. Hire George Will as commissioner.

This is change in which we can believe!


Patrick Mikes
Troy, MI

cricket shows the right use of replays
I know that the majority of Americans tend to ignore that greatest of sports, test cricket, but the use of instant replays in cricket—with an additional umpire at a monitor—has been effective, and wastes little time.

John in California
Just for once, in this political world, can we allow George Will, one of the great pontificators about baseball, to make some common sense suggestions, without bringing in stupid (and no doubt untrue) points about Barrack Obama? Jeesh! Stay on topic or stay out.

Instant replay
I think that the umpire in chief of a ballgame should be able to see the replays on the scoreboard and make a decision to uphold or overturn the call of another umpire. I think that all umpires would be able to see and accept the fact that they made a mistake and have it corrected quickly.

cricket?
C'mon henny penny. Its baseball not cricket that is the greatest of all sports. Who you for anyway? :)

Cricket
My problem is that some of the umpires don't even seem to care about getting a call right. Not all, but a few, are completely incompetent behind the plate and on the bases. It has definitely gotten worse of late.

As for cricket, do we really need a sport that doesn't even require getting out of your baggy white pajamas, stops regularly for a tea break, and can go on for 5 days without a result. By the way, cricket was huge in the US till gambling scandals ruined it. The oldest ongoing international competition is between the US and Canada. You could say we tried it, but didn't really like it.

In my opinion...
...(and it is only my opinion),the rule should be not what happend on the field,but what the umpire SAW happen on the field.Imperfection is a part of baseball as it is in life.Otherwise every pitch would be a strike and every swing of the bat would be a home run.If the shortstop can make an error,why can't the umpire?

my 2 cents
1) Designated hitter - if you don't wanna use him don't

2) Restrict pregame shows to 15 minutes - even the 7th game of the World Series

3) Brooks Robinson was the best third baseman EVER

4) Johnny Unitas was the best QB EVER.

5) I still haven't forgiven BB for the 1994 strike BECAUSE THEY NEVER ASKED ME - OR ANYONE

6) BB is best enjoyed with a cold one sitting in a lawn chair watching either college or HS.

7) I hope the Cubbies win it this year but I honestly don't think Chicago fans could handle it.

8) I have fond memories of the 1972 season - I lived in Boston and on more than one occasion i paid the grand total of $2 and went and sat in the bleachers and sooner or later some fellow freaks would show up and we would get loaded and watch the game.

9) I'm outta here

There's one prophylactic...
...against bad umpiring that can and should be instituted: post-game review of such marginal calls by a supervisor of officials, as in hockey.

The problem isn't necessarily "missed" calls, which every umpire will commit; Jim Bouton admitted as much in "Ball Four." The problem is umpire favoritism, which is rampant in the major leagues and affects far more outcomes than simple error.

Supervising officials should hand out penalties to umpires whom the evidence shows to consistently favor particular players or teams. That wouldn't interfere with the rhythm of the game, and it surely would help to dispel the growing sense among baseball aficionadoes that umpires are abusing their no-law-above-me status to predispose the outcomes of games in a particular direction.

PJM...
You are exactly right...I agree 100! However, I would choose Bob Costas as Commissioner. He truly knows the game!

Is nothing sacred?
Leave the instant replays out of the game!

Balls & Strikes
Mornin' all. Happy Father's Day to all us Dads.

Major league games already go on WAY TOO LONG. I suppose I could tolerate maybe a single video review if a decision could be made within 30 seconds.

At the same time they could even slice 30 seconds off each of the forced TV breaks between innings.

Now the newer electronic strike-zone technology definitely works for me. Using that to actually manage each pitch will bring three benefits - getting all the calls right, taking away the home-plate umpire's discretionary dramatic strike calls on pitches clearly 3 inches outside, AND keeping the game moving along much more briskly.

Shalom.
RangerG6R

Please! No more replays!
It seems now that half of all football plays are replayed, either because of challenges or on the officials own choice. That and thousands of commercials and talking heads that talk too much have made football hard to take. Don't do it to baseball, too.

What's the point?
I was half-watching a Red Sox game a few years ago when I looked up and saw Johnny Valentin execute an unassisted triple-play. I have vivid memories of every detail of that moment except:

--Who the other team was
--Who was at bat
--The final score of the game

I just looked it up (Ain't the web great?): Mariners, Newfield, 4-3 Boston. And, Valentin put up the only Sox "E" in the game.

Point is, it's not all about the score. It's about the game, the guys who play it, and those incredible moments when the magic happens. Sit back, enjoy, cheer your team, boo the ump, and know that nobody's perfect. If the ump is just going to tell us what the video says, why boo him? Why watch at all?

I am less impressed every day with the argument that we should do something just because we can.

The *Tank McNamara* strip...
--
...(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_McNamara) has been picking on this scab - to hilarious effect - for the past week.








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"Androids are only allowed at the low-skill positions.

"Such as first base."


-- Jeff Millar and Bill Hinds (14 June 2008)

Re: john in CA
After years reading posts on Townhall, I'm developing a strong belief that all posters from CA except BrianR, Lolo & CaliforniaConservativeGal should be banned.

Not really - but what IS it about CA that causes so many people to become afflicted with the mental disorder of liberalism?

Good article, Will.

No replays - no DH.

Patrick - Agree on Mosr Points
Patrick Mikes -

Agree on most points. The number of teams should probably be reduced to four divisions with six teams. The DH has taken much of the strategy out of our game.

Did you know a minor league team is coming to the Detroit suburbs? They are starting to build a stadium at Summit Place Mall in Waterford and the Oakland County Drive will be playing there next summer.

Instant Replay
I love instant replay and use it with my TiVo in slow motion whether the umpires use it or not.

What has amazed me in baseball and football are the number of times the officials had it right when in real time I would have bet money they had missed it.

I wish we had instant replay on the stupid calls that politicians make - like war on poverty.

WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD

.....Take it! ...advises Yogi ...

.....Will ...as the world's foremost authority on the art and science of hitting a baseball (sorry Ted) I feel qualified to weigh in on this subject ...

.....Change is inevitable ...as much as the purists, like myself, detest seeing the game I grew up with distorted by PC rules and technology, it cannot be held back, only slowed ...

.....Soon, and I hope I will be gone by then, there "will" be crying in baseball ...and fans will no longer be allowed to yell, "KILL THE UMPIRE" ...it is almost too much to bear .....COLOSSUS

JOHN CA

.....That was a cheap shot ...give yourself five brownie points .....COLOSSUS

Bud Selig Intent on Ruining BB
1)Funny how the same people who are intent on Instant Replay are quiet concerning steriods and other player enhancement drugs. MLB and Selig were aware of the problem way back in 1997 and refused to do anything about it because they enjoying the profits and hoopla of the "juiced" game.

2)Selig told the authors of the Mitchell Report on steriods use that he will do nothing with the reports. Bonds records will stand and Clemens will make it to the Hall of Fame.

3)The only people who are pusing for instant replay are the reporters and journalists who are bored with the game and are in an eternal drive to create controversy.

4)Selig has since 1994 transformed the game into an expensive yuppified sport in which it costs a family of 5 about $400 to enjoy. The new stadiums sport luxury boxes that sell for $20 million a season. The Players Union now has a pipline that can safely support extravagent player's salaries. The owners have a preputual cash machine themselves.

5)There are always "blown" calls. This year, however, the MSM has put emphaisis on them in order to gin up efforts to invoke Instant Replay.

6)Most of the blown calls are caused by the ridiculous lay out of the new ball parks. A quick change to the outfield walls would eliminate 95% of the problem.

Selig has done more than anyone else to ruin this game. If anyone thinks the instant replay will remain limited to just a few peripheral rare situations is only fooling themselves.

If you want to enjoy a BB game, go to a A or AA game. MLB is on its way out.

Dear PJM
I will only take issue with number 4, I feel there is room, and player will develop for as many teams ast they have.

I would say number 4 as

4. Eliminate inter league play so that each World Series is its own unique series with two teams that have not faced eaach other during the regular season, making everyone equal in their speculation as to the outcome.

jd

no replay BUT...
Baseball is different from football. Baseball's umpires make calls that are black-and-white: ball or strike, safe or out, fair or foul. Football's calls are mostly shades of gray -- they could call holding on every play if they wanted to, so there's an art of calling penalties only when it gets "too far" out of line.

Because baseball's calls are black-and-white, there are a hundred calls a game that should be reversed, if you reverse even one of them. I suppose you could review those "home run or not" calls without ruining the game. But when it comes to other things...

Umpires tend to get most of the calls right regarding fair-or-foul, and they are usually right regarding safe-or-out; but when it comes to balls and strikes, they are wrong on the close ones more often than they are right. If a pitcher is putting the ball in the same place for nine innings and is getting strike calls because the umpire is incompetent as usual, and then, with two outs, a 3-2 pitch, and the bases loaded in the 9th inning, he puts it there again, and they use instant replay to call it a ball, that would make the game unplayable.

If they really wanted to improve the major league game, they would call balls and strikes electronically. That would get rid of the "star system" we've always had, where the same pitch is called "strike" for Roger Clemens and "ball" for Joe Shlablotnik. Remember, it's balls and strikes that the umps always get wrong.

NO INSTANT REPLAY!
There is nothing instant about instant replay. Anyway, why would the league want to deprive the fans of the fun of seeing a manager nose to nose with an umpire questioning his eyesite and his call! If there was instant replay, we would have never seen Leo Durocher kicking dirt on umpire Luciono's shoes!
C'mon...can't people just enjoy watching a sport, any sport, for what it is and not get caught up in perfect calls? Baseball was already perfect...until the DH was installed.

interleague "play"
get rid of it NOW- I could care lessa bout the national league- and don't want to watch any game infested with the losers.
Pitchers are the egotistic bane of the game and who cares about substituting for them at the right time - ughhh
theres no such thing as a "wide" or "narrow" strike zone- it's well defined in the rule book- use replay to reverse attrocious calls that make the batter have to guess what the umpire deems a strike.
get rid of ballparks like Boston that give purposeful advantage to the home team.
get rid of interviews during the game - or after for that matter-and ESPECIALLY get rid of those know nothing dames used to arouse pimply teens.

O'BOOMBOX BASEBALL
Recently it was posted in th MSM that the Septagenerian Candidate lacked knowledge about computers and the Internet.

Now I pose a distinction to this new good Old Chicago Boy from a guy raised in the Second City while Richard J. Daley the senior was mayor.

SITUATION:
Barack Barry Hussain bin O'BoyToy, you are in Chi-Town and there is a baseball game in progress. Now the home team has one out and bases loaded. The batter is at bat taking balls and strikes.
QUESTION: Oh Messiah Smart-One from Harvard Law School! "What is the worse thing that could happen next?

By the way do you, Barack Barry Hussain bin O'BoomBox, have a favorite (favourite, as spelled in Kenya) baseball team?

Does Barack Barry Hussain bin O'BoyToy know anything about the game of baseball?

Just as the old USSR was the now Barack Barry Hussain bin O'BoomBox is now an enigma wrapped in a mystery!

Finally, a Column on Something Important
Thanks, George.

It's about time that people put things in perspective and talk about something truly important. In one hundred years all of today's issues will be dead history, but someone will still be trying to break the home run record or pitch a perfect game.

two more cents
I refer you loyal readers to my 5:48 p.m. post, point #6.

Nothing else matters - Give the spoiled rich kids a day off and find about about baseball again.

And if you wanna watch 'Field of Dreams' again that's ok

BTW - "The Incredible Hulk" pretty well bites the big one - One of hollywood's favorite story staples is the (ultra-super-secret) government project gone horribly awry with all the attendant hoopla, and with this flick they have gone all out. William Hurt is a joke as the semi-evil general, Tim Roth is completely miscast as Captin Headcase, Edward Norton is Edward Norton, aka one of our best actors, and Liv Tyler is Liv Tyler and I have a secret crush on her (THE SECRET'S OUT BOZO!!) and the two of them are nice together. Nice cameo appearance by Lou Ferrigno and a few funny lines. Popcorn not too good, but only 5 weeks until Batman.

Will
I like your analogy of baseball and the pursuit of perfection through technology and the human condition. Mistakes change everything and are a part of life. Replays or do over's take the sport of being human out of it. Between steroids and instant replays pretty soon we will just put robots on the field.


john in CA
Keep lying to yourself about Obama if it makes you feel better, however one would think being a liberal in Ca where it is increasingly more difficult to make ends meet you would cop a clue. How is that very liberal state deficit working out for you?

As to George he has made no mistakes in regards to Obama and who gets to decide what is an improvement? You?

john #3
Is a gas tax increase of a dollar a gallon, a tax on combined household incomes?
Is a tax increase to give an additional 845 Billion dollars of our tax money, a tax on combined household incomes?
Red China and cuba are drilling closer to the USA than American oil companies are allowed to drill.

Baseball's Bottom Line.
Money in baseball,as in all sports,has changed the game over the years.I listened to the games on radio when I was growing up.One of my brothers would make his own scorecard and keep score.

Later,I watched the games with my dad on our black and white.I remember seeing Bobby Richardson's home run that won the world Series,around 1954.

But money has changed it.It was inevitable,I suppose.It took me three or four years to really get back into it,after the strike.Money.

As to instant replays,I would not like them,but after some basketball officials have admitted cheating on calls,and if the game is on the line and especially in a playoff,or World Series,why not?

PANACEA UTOPIA
Panacea Utopia is the great quest!

Where O' Where is this special Eden where all is well because all goes well. Sigh No More-Sigh No More comfort rests just another step away.

The photographic video instant re-play is the new means to make all things right. Twenty years a caregiver to self, loved one, and family as a whole to then suddenly with loud screams from the past quake the caregiver into a rake needing permanent eradication to be seen no more.

But now Peace reigns sound as the Spirit of Change hops on to another pod on the sweet pond of everlasting calm; but alas, thunder from the past roars through as Weather Underground quivers the scene with flashes of lightning blasting homes and nests where now all the birds scatter seeking new limbs of safety and security. The Spirit of Change spins in bewilderment confused that his magic touch which worked so well with many has no impact with most.

With transforming shakes and fears the Spirit of Change huddles close to Gaia’s teat and experiences true change and alteration as he morphs into something surprisingly completely different that of being an ordinary commonplace regular typical usual normal boring dull spent quiet and forgotten man.

Umps...
... are part of what defines the American character... an archtype best left intact.
Time to wake up to the fact that technology can't make it a better world or even much improve it. Keen & sharp judgment by fair arbiters is what it takes.

George Will's...
... value as a columnist is inversely proportional to how much time he spends gassing on about baseball. You mean they're still playing professional baseball somewhere... and that anyone under the age of 50 cares? And why do all these overmuscled players now wear what appear to be pajama bottoms?

Recalcitrant Baseball Purist
Mr. Will, I’ve accused you of being a recalcitrant baseball purist before, without the resident colloquialisms. Now, here you go again.

To suggest that baseball is even a remotely fast paced sporting event whose relative game duration would be encumbered by replay is delusional. I want to heave my dogs and beer every time one of those inane caricatures on video competing in a scoreboard race or three caps and a pee game is played between innings. The number of time outs in a baseball game rivals minutes in an hour. They’re endless.

Name me another sport where the court or field of play is so irregular in shape between venues. Not even croquet allows for a Green Monster to affect the outcome of a game.

Hey Primus54, what am I, chopped liver? Up until Townhall reformatted this thread roll, I was the only Californian known to exist here.


Baseball is a Game Driven By the Ump
There are 2 things that control the game: the Pitcher and the Umpire. Unlike basketball and football, where the refs are spectators who inject themselves into the game, umps control the strikezone, foul ball calls, who scores, who is safe, etc... Only the pitcher has more control of the game.

Instant replay will not only ruin the game, but if one thinks that some instant replay guru's call will be the last word they are fooling themselves. Anyone who thinks that once instant replay gets injected into the game, that it won't grow to include all aspects of the game doesn't know liberals. Before you know it, not only will umprires be gone, but pitchers will be replaced by pitcing machines.

No Replay
I concur with those who say the ballpark designs have caused the controversy and blown calls. There is no reason that fans can't enjoy the game from five or six feet away from the field instead of being practically on the field. Imagine if football referees had to rule whether an incomplete pass was caused by fan interference, or if a basketball referee had to rule whether an out-of-bounds ball was last touched by the home team, the visiting team, or a fan.

Avoid instant replays. Another problem is that they create unreasonable expectations in the amateur ranks. Kids will more likely question and direpect the officials who are doing their best to make the games fair and honest. No one will benefit.

as a former umpire, no replays
I used to umpire youth baseball when I was in HS and College. Greatest job a teenager could ever ask for. Anyway, completely agree with Jon in TX about disrespect for umpires trickling down to ameteur leagues if IR is enacted. In my opinion, the supreme rule of the game resting in the umpire's judgment has directly correlated with the respect players have for the game and officials, relative to other sports. Because everyone on the field knows the umpire's judgment is the law, the game works in a generally courteous and uninterupted fashion. I definitely disagree with earlier statements made about using electronic strike zones to make sure we umpires "get it right". Part of the game is that the strike zone expands with two strikes -- the batters know this. Also, to further the respect issue, if I had a batter with 3 balls who took the next pitch and started trotting to 1st base before I made my call, that pitch was a strike (assuming it was close) and the next one was gonna be a strike if it was anywhere hittable. That's just how it works, don't disrespect the umpire and assume YOU know the call.

Instant replays
It has been well established with video evidence that the vast majority of judgement calls made by umpires are absolutely correct. Sure, a few calls have been, and will be, "seeing eye dog" calls but that is the nature of the game, just like those bone-headed plays made by the players from time to time. The 'Official Rules Of Baseball' are the most complicated of any sport devised by mankind and the fact that Umpires, even at amature levels, get them right just about all the time is a tribute to the extensive training umpires go through every pre-season. As an amature umpire for over a decade (until my knees gave out) at the junior varsity level I know a little about the subject.
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