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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Salvation by Moonwalking: The Jacked-Up Message from Michael Jackson’s Demise
by Doug Giles
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• I can gobble down mammoth amounts of prescription dope, take anesthesia to go nite nite, bleach my skin in an attempt to change races, wear more lipstick, blush and eye liner than Gloria Swanson did on set, publicly lie about everything from my facelifts, to nose jobs, to pedophilia, to fathering white children and hundreds of other things which only a mind gone amok can spew.

• And, upon my expiration from a lethal drug cocktail from hell, I can plan to Billie Jean through the pearly gates, electric slide up to St. Peter and expect Pedro to unlatch heaven’s velvet rope and usher me to God’s right hand just because I sold millions of records?

That’s the message the Jackson oglers are putting out to us cattle. Yep, these theological wizards are telling us to live however we want and never repent, do the most inane, grotesque, immoral junk imaginable, stuff our carne full of psychotropic drugs, and upon death, if we entertained dumb butts, we’ll get to spend eternity in heaven where we can eat ice cream with Jesus. Behold; salvation via moonwalking.

Yes, the goofy goobers will put you into their imaginary heaven, with a make-believe Messiah who winks at impenitent whack jobs and applauds style instead of substance, charisma instead of character and doles out eternal life on the basis of how people made us feel versus the personal exercise of faith in the finished work of Christ’s sacrifice on Calvary.

Isn’t that sweet?

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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reply to Jonathan
You must not be a real conservative. Conservatives know God and they know exactly what God's priorities are--well, you do say that being gay is a sin--so maybe you're more in tune with God than you think. Even so, Doug is so much more in tune. He knows God's innermost thoughts and tells us what they are in his columns. His crudity and vulgarity speak volumes about the kind of God he knows. Maybe you don't want to know Doug's God after all. Doug's God is an ill-tempered bully who loads his own.

Michael Jackson and other Absurdities.
They kept Micahel From the Grave for about two weeks before burying him, and even after they supposedly did, they were already fighting over the corpse.

I suppose it was not that hard to keep him from rotting away before burial, given the amount of Plastic he was made of and of course, all the Drugs may have been preservatives.

But, all that aside, how is that a guy like this becomes such a Hero after death given all the things he did in life.

This spectacle of a human being, even in death, just goes to show what we have become as a nation where it is all Show and No Substance.

And to think that we actually have idiot congressional members of the Congressional Black Caucus who are calling for a National Micheal Jackson Day. What a joke and what an absurd proclamation. What will be next, a Ted Bundy Holiday, or maybe, The Boston Strangler Day, or Maybe an O.J. Simpson Day.

This same Congressional Black Caucus recently went to Cuba to Kiss Up With Castro, and tell him What A Saint they thought he was, while they Bashed The USA, the SAme Way that Obama Went to Europe and South America and did the same thing.

It is time that somebody put the Congressional Black Caucus and Barack Obama on notice that The United States has nothing To Apologize for Except that we have become a nation That Will Elect a Barack Obama or Communists of the Sort that Make up the Congressional Black Caucus. They and Obama are a disgrace to the USA, and I apologize for the USA that elected these ingrates and traitors.
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